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mdiver said: Number23 said: Do you worry about who's gonna do your hair for your funeral?* *Just realised how creepy that reads. What I mean is, the chances are the same bastard who goes bongo with a can of brown spraypaint on your skin is most likely the person who also does your hair on the big day too. I just don't want a Sunday sideshed the last time people see my face. In a way, it's the biggest day of your life. I just want my hair looking the way I like to do it. I think I should staple a picture of a good hair day to my will. Not that I have a will. All I own is cds and hope. And lets be honest Billy, most of your hope is fucked I still have my looks. Like someone's put glittery Christmas wrapping over some daroeeah (sp?). | |
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Number23 said: mdiver said: And lets be honest Billy, most of your hope is fucked I still have my looks. Like someone's put glittery Christmas wrapping over some daroeeah (sp?).  You mean like polishing a turd? | |
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mdiver said: Number23 said: I still have my looks. Like someone's put glittery Christmas wrapping over some daroeeah (sp?). You mean like polishing a turd?I worded it wrong. It should have read 'like someone's wrapped up some dirareeah in glittery Christmas wra...well, then I would be repeating the world 'wrap'. I don't know. There's the stirrings of a half-arsed euphamism there somewhere but the abilty to articulate it has left me tonight. I shall just post a picture of my huge cock instead. | |
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Number23 said: mdiver said: You mean like polishing a turd?I worded it wrong. It should have read 'like someone's wrapped up some dirareeah in glittery Christmas wra...well, then I would be repeating the world 'wrap'. I don't know. There's the stirrings of a half-arsed euphamism there somewhere but the abilty to articulate it has left me tonight. I shall just post a picture of my huge cock instead. Welcome back mate | |
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ConsciousContact said: WaterInYourBath said: Wow, really?  He was a famous spiritual philosopher. Is that a preservation of his body?No it s a cartoon charicature of him I think. Do you know that Bruce Lees martial arts philosophy was influenced by Krishnamurtis teachings? Yes, it certainly was!  That's how I know about Krishnamurti.  "You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD | |
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JustErin said: Number23 said: Terrible pun. You can do better than that.  No.... He realy can't.
I dont wanna org do it anymore... | |
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JustErin said: Number23 said: Do you worry about who's gonna do your hair for your funeral?* *Just realised how creepy that reads. What I mean is, the chances are the same bastard who goes bongo with a can of brown spraypaint on your skin is most likely the person who also does your hair on the big day too. I just don't want a Sunday sideshed the last time people see my face. In a way, it's the biggest day of your life. I just want my hair looking the way I like to do it. I think I should staple a picture of a good hair day to my will. Not that I have a will. All I own is cds and hope.  but he does have incredible hair | |
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Number23 said: mdiver said: You mean like polishing a turd?I worded it wrong. It should have read 'like someone's wrapped up some dirareeah in glittery Christmas wra...well, then I would be repeating the world 'wrap'. I don't know. There's the stirrings of a half-arsed euphamism there somewhere but the abilty to articulate it has left me tonight. I shall just post a picture of my huge cock instead.  *
* It should be noted, I was lurking and logged in just to post this. |
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ConsciousContact said: JustErin said: Post your pic.
 nice photo! | |
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And hello, ConsciousContact.
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fresh meat  "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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CarrieMpls said: Number23 said: I worded it wrong. It should have read 'like someone's wrapped up some dirareeah in glittery Christmas wra...well, then I would be repeating the world 'wrap'. I don't know. There's the stirrings of a half-arsed euphamism there somewhere but the abilty to articulate it has left me tonight. I shall just post a picture of my huge cock instead. *
* It should be noted, I was lurking and logged in just to post this. It is the quiet ones you have to watch ConciousContact | |
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ConsciousContact said: mdiver said: Are you glad Keano is back? How about Harry? Do you think we are safe yet? - Not bothered either way about Keane s return - I don t think even Obama could work his magic at Spurs. There s something wrong at the club - Not safe yet, but should be ok OH NO!!! .... For the love of God... not BOTH Spurs fans 
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