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So you when guys say that.... chicks like missionary because they feel the need to look a dude in the eyes but men don't feel that need? That they don't need that connection?
Well, why is it that whenever you're doing shit to a dude and you look him in the eyes he immediately wants to pop his load? Guys don't wanna look chicks in the eyes because it makes them bust a nut. That's my lesson of the day. | |
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so true... 
eye contact=sexy time explosion | |
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It's late but I don't want to go to bed because I don't want another work day to come. I'm avoiding tomorrow by staying up and I was bored so I was thinking of my day and thought of this. | |
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JustErin said:
It's late but I don't want to go to bed because I don't want another work day to come. I'm avoiding tomorrow by staying up and I was bored so I was thinking of my day and thought of this. did you make eye contact today  | |
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JustErin said: chicks like missionary because they feel the need to look a dude in the eyes but men don't feel that need? That they don't need that connection?
Well, why is it that whenever you're doing shit to a dude and you look him in the eyes he immediately wants to pop his load? Guys don't wanna look chicks in the eyes because it makes them bust a nut. That's my lesson of the day. When will they pull it all together?????
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roodboi said: JustErin said:
It's late but I don't want to go to bed because I don't want another work day to come. I'm avoiding tomorrow by staying up and I was bored so I was thinking of my day and thought of this. did you make eye contact today A little too early.  | |
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JustErin said: roodboi said: did you make eye contact today A little too early. aww... 
shoulda wore sunglasses | |
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JustErin said:
It's late but I don't want to go to bed because I don't want another work day to come. I'm avoiding tomorrow by staying up and I was bored so I was thinking of my day and thought of this. oh hell I'm doing the same thing right now!
The weekend ended to quickly, and I'm trying to extend it by staying up ...I'll regret this tomorrow
(EDIT: or I should say later today!) [Edited 3/8/09 22:17pm] If you will, so will I | |
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roodboi said: JustErin said: A little too early. aww...
shoulda wore sunglasses Next time for sure. | |
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thekidsgirl said: JustErin said:
It's late but I don't want to go to bed because I don't want another work day to come. I'm avoiding tomorrow by staying up and I was bored so I was thinking of my day and thought of this. oh hell I'm doing the same thing right now!
The weekend ended to quickly, and I'm trying to extend it by staying up ...I'll regret this tomorrow
(EDIT: or I should say later today!) [Edited 3/8/09 22:17pm] 
We're morons!  | |
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JustErin said: thekidsgirl said: oh hell I'm doing the same thing right now!
The weekend ended to quickly, and I'm trying to extend it by staying up ...I'll regret this tomorrow
(EDIT: or I should say later today!) [Edited 3/8/09 22:17pm]
We're morons! I feel so good to know I'm not the only one  If you will, so will I | |
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JustErin said: chicks like missionary because they feel the need to look a dude in the eyes but men don't feel that need? That they don't need that connection?
Well, why is it that whenever you're doing shit to a dude and you look him in the eyes he immediately wants to pop his load? Guys don't wanna look chicks in the eyes because it makes them bust a nut. That's my lesson of the day. I agree, and I would add that guys like porn less hardcore than girls do, and that generally I believe they are the more romantic (not chocolate & flowers romantic but in other ways that are hard to explain) and they like kissing better than girls do | |
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and all the exceptions will be posting their protests in 3… 2… 1… | |
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That depends on what you do with your eyes. If you roll them because you are so bored, that will not lead to premature ejaculation.
If you bulge them like there is a ghost or a killer (or a boyfriend/husband/father) over the guy's shoulder, this will also not lead to an immediate finish. If you close them because you are asleep, this will also not cause an early ending. See? It's not that simple!! | |
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eye contact is hot   life's a bitch, but god forbid the bitch divorce me...
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WRONG! I'm a fucking stud. I never ejaculate unless I want to, which is usually after several hours, and sometimes even then I decide not to just because I can. The woman/women has usually cum at least 30 times during that period. Sometimes they die from it. I actually find it's the other way round regarding your theory. Whether I'm inside or not eye contact with me causes orgasms sooner or later, and usually sooner, be it in a bed or on a train or at a funeral. My penis is of course very big. I'd back this up right now with videos but a woman across from me in the net cafe just came and I have to go and apologize.
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Fauxie said: WRONG! I'm a fucking stud. I never ejaculate unless I want to, which is usually after several hours, and sometimes even then I decide not to just because I can. The woman/women has usually cum at least 30 times during that period. Sometimes they die from it. I actually find it's the other way round regarding your theory. Whether I'm inside or not eye contact with me causes orgasms sooner or later, and usually sooner, be it in a bed or on a train or at a funeral. My penis is of course very big. I'd back this up right now with videos but a woman across from me in the net cafe just came and I have to go and apologize.
. [Edited 3/9/09 2:00am] What planet are you from?? The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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JustErin said: chicks like missionary because they feel the need to look a dude in the eyes but men don't feel that need? That they don't need that connection?
Well, why is it that whenever you're doing shit to a dude and you look him in the eyes he immediately wants to pop his load? Guys don't wanna look chicks in the eyes because it makes them bust a nut. That's my lesson of the day. Second lesson...Well.. that was not today but you thought us that they use milk in porn [Edited 3/9/09 2:20am] The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: Fauxie said: WRONG! I'm a fucking stud. I never ejaculate unless I want to, which is usually after several hours, and sometimes even then I decide not to just because I can. The woman/women has usually cum at least 30 times during that period. Sometimes they die from it. I actually find it's the other way round regarding your theory. Whether I'm inside or not eye contact with me causes orgasms sooner or later, and usually sooner, be it in a bed or on a train or at a funeral. My penis is of course very big. I'd back this up right now with videos but a woman across from me in the net cafe just came and I have to go and apologize.
. [Edited 3/9/09 2:00am] What planet are you from??
I couldn't let Charlotte down. | |
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Fauxie said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: What planet are you from??
I couldn't let Charlotte down.  I'm so glad you don't suffer arachnaphobia around me and my kids | |
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ZombieKitten said: Fauxie said:
I couldn't let Charlotte down. I'm so glad you don't suffer arachnaphobia around me and my kids I have absolutely no idea what that sentence is about. | |
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Fauxie said: ZombieKitten said: I'm so glad you don't suffer arachnaphobia around me and my kids I have absolutely no idea what that sentence is about.irrational fears post#27 http://prince.org/msg/100/300103 | |
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Fauxie said: WRONG! I'm a fucking stud. I never ejaculate unless I want to, which is usually after several hours, and sometimes even then I decide not to just because I can. The woman/women has usually cum at least 30 times during that period. Sometimes they die from it. I actually find it's the other way round regarding your theory. Whether I'm inside or not eye contact with me causes orgasms sooner or later, and usually sooner, be it in a bed or on a train or at a funeral. My penis is of course very big. I'd back this up right now with videos but a woman across from me in the net cafe just came and I have to go and apologize.
. [Edited 3/9/09 2:00am]  Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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JustErin said: Guys don't wanna look chicks in the eyes because it makes them bust a nut.
That's my lesson of the day.  Guys wanna look me in the eyes constantly...Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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ZombieKitten said: Fauxie said: I have absolutely no idea what that sentence is about.irrational fears post#27 http://prince.org/msg/100/300103
w t f That was really odd. | |
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Fauxie said: ZombieKitten said:
w t f That was really odd. 
she didn't mean me, I think  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Fauxie said:
w t f That was really odd.
she didn't mean me, I think Ok, now I feel stupid, and it's less amusing. | |
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Fauxie said: ZombieKitten said:
she didn't mean me, I think Ok, now I feel stupid, and it's less amusing. yeah but my initial reaction was the same as yours, it wasn't until much later that I realised she didn't mean me at all  | |
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MoniGram said: Fauxie said: WRONG! I'm a fucking stud. I never ejaculate unless I want to, which is usually after several hours, and sometimes even then I decide not to just because I can. The woman/women has usually cum at least 30 times during that period. Sometimes they die from it. I actually find it's the other way round regarding your theory. Whether I'm inside or not eye contact with me causes orgasms sooner or later, and usually sooner, be it in a bed or on a train or at a funeral. My penis is of course very big. I'd back this up right now with videos but a woman across from me in the net cafe just came and I have to go and apologize.
. [Edited 3/9/09 2:00am] He's killing me | |
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