And says, 'Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started .'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces
into anything resembling a rooster.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you
to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. . .
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

Thank God I am not blonde !
Happy Friday to you !
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Oh shit....that is one of the best ones yet.

That's one of my favorites!

Happy Friday Funkhoney!!

Cute joke.

lol! good one

whasssa problem???

thats a good one! happy friday fp

happy friday funk!

funkpill said:

YOU....ARE....MY...FRIGGIN'.....HERO!!!!!

lol

Texas Blonde buys Illinois-shaped corn flake for $1,350 on eBay!!




There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.

One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn't be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two.

After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight. "What took you so long?" inquired the Redhead.

"There were some strong currents out there! But I'm here now! Am I the last?" replied the Brunette.

"No. Blondie is still out there somewhere." They decided to wait.

Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde, "What took you so long?"

"What do you expect? You guy's cheated," replied the idignant blonde, "You used your hands!"












How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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Serious said:

i dont get this blonde joke, i know some intelligent blondes.

I'm blonde (not a natural blonde though), and that joke is funny. We can always count on you, funkpill, for a good chuckle. Thanks.

Im a blonde and from the state of Illinois. Im so glad Im NOT stupid for buying a fucking cornflake at a $1,350.

I would of bought it for 1/2 the price, The dumb bitch outbidded me


thanks funkpill

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noimageatall said:

Im so glad you and nothingbutjoy got that.

Now do I contact the broad and tell her she owes me one fucking cornflake? OR do I contact the local media for theft of that particular cornflake?

Decisions, decisions

funkpill said:

well done my dear

but i beg to differ with boyfriend!!
i bet you could make a pretty cool rooster out of cornflakes!

I am blonde and those jokes are funny!

Oh wow!

Mushanga said:

You couldn't finish the puzzle either.

Sowhat said:

oh fuck off...








and no I couldn't..

Mushanga said: