sammij said:

Thanks a lot Sammi

KidaDynamite said:

I only do that for you baby. Luh you.

JustErin said:

Thanks Erin

Mysterioso said:

MarySharon said:

Where is yours?

MarySharon said:

Wow.

MarySharon said:

I always wondered what you sounded like, love it!

hokie said:

I just received your orgnote

MarySharon said:

If you wanted to buy a Sam Cooke album where would you go?

KidaDynamite said:

Ahem... the wrecka stow?

MarySharon said:

It would be awesome to hear you say it *cough*jus sayin'*cough*

KidaDynamite said:

It would be awesome if I had 2 extras to make it

MarySharon said:

hot.

MarySharon said:

True but I think you would sound pretty hot saying it.

MarySharon said:

So good to hear you again Marroussia ! And you look gorgeous ! Remember when it was hard for each other to understand our accents on the phone when we were trying to arrange a meeting point ? I so wish my accent was as cute and sexy as yours .

MarySharon said:

WOW! You make it sound sexier than I ever could!

Serious said:

Don't remind me




As far as I remember you didn't have that much an accent, blame it on bad quality sound on the phone

MarySharon said:

I will blame it on that ! And it's always a lot more difficult to understand somebody on the phone. I am experiencing that a lot lately although I am really used to a certain somebody's accent by now .

Serious said:

And I'm sure it sounds the sweetest to your ears That's a beautiful thing

MarySharon said:

You are right about that . But that does not make it any easier to understand . But it's okay, as his German is not that good he understands how I feel.

Serious said:

MarySharon said:

Mushanga said:

Kiitos!

DanceWme said:

Props!

Mysterioso said:

I struggled so hard for not bursting into laughters in the end

Neologism Contest

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words.

The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.


The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

6.. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

8.. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

9. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like,a serious bummer.

10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


Ok ... I cheated

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hokie said:

I know!

DanceWme said: