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PICK UP LINES, COME ON'S AND STORIES What are some of the worst lines..come on's or promises u have been given.....  [Edited 2/19/09 18:12pm] | |
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dads to mum
do u wanna go halves in a baby 
they did- me seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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prb said: dads to mum
do u wanna go halves in a baby
they did- me | |
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I can't believe guys still use this one ... 
Guy - "U know what would look good on u" Girl - 
Guy - "Me" [Edited 2/19/09 18:15pm] | |
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where have u been all my life...
 seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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ocean said: I can't believe guys still use this one ...
Guy - "U know what would look good on u" Girl -
Guy - "Me" [Edited 2/19/09 18:15pm] i was just racking my brains 4 that one seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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I must have died and gone to heaven because Im looking at an angel
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ocean said: I must have died and gone to heaven because Im looking at an angel
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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"wanna go to a party after the gig?" | |
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prb said: ocean said: I must have died and gone to heaven because Im looking at an angel
Then there's the trying to sound madly in love promises that they probably say to every girl they date knowing full well they would never follow through with it ...like "Im gonna get ur name tattooed on my body" [Edited 2/19/09 19:58pm] | |
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ZombieKitten said: "wanna go to a party after the gig?"
Well at least that doesn't sound like a line LOL | |
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ocean said: ZombieKitten said: "wanna go to a party after the gig?"
Well at least that doesn't sound like a line LOL it was a party in his pants and I was invited  | |
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ZombieKitten said: ocean said: Well at least that doesn't sound like a line LOL it was a party in his pants and I was invited OMG  | |
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ocean said: ZombieKitten said: it was a party in his pants and I was invited OMG seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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What about those ending relationship lines
It's not u it's me ....meaning F*ck let me get away from this nut bag as quickly and politely as I can
Remember I will always love u ..meaning see Im the good guy/girl in this ...I just don't want to be within 100 miles of u anymore [Edited 2/19/09 19:59pm] | |
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"Have you got any Argentinian in you?"
"No!" "Do you want some?" | |
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ZombieKitten said: "Have you got any Argentinian in you?"
"No!" "Do you want some?" seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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my dad knew them all.
he was always good with one liners seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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ZombieKitten said: "Have you got any Argentinian in you?"
"No!" "Do you want some?" Yeah I've had that one ...except it wasn't Argentinian | |
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Back when Sophie Lee was the Saturday morning cartoons "it" girl, she was interviewed in a magazine, and asked what was the best pick up line she'd heard: "come and see the little cats"
and what was her biggest regret in life: "not going to see the little cats" | |
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You got something on your chest - My eyes.  | |
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Is there a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them! | |
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ocean said: ZombieKitten said: "Have you got any Argentinian in you?"
"No!" "Do you want some?" Yeah I've had that one ...except it wasn't Argentinian it was actually Chilean when I got this one  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Is there a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them!
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ZombieKitten said: "wanna go to a party after the gig?"
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. | |
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"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!" 
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Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. | |
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"How about $200?"
 [Edited 2/19/09 19:06pm] Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. | |
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