An old man and woman set up doctors appointments for thier yearly physicals.

The old man went in on monday and when the doctor finished checking him over he said with the exception of your eyesight everything appears fine.

The old man told the doctor that his eyesight did not bother him because god and him had worked out a fine arrangment. The doctor said how so? The old man proceeded to tell him that his eyesight only really comes into effect at night and when he gets up to go to the bathroom god is good enough to turn on the light for him, when he is done going god shut the light back out.

The doctor was confused so when the old lady came in the next day he checked her over and said everything with her health was fine but he would like to discuss something with her about her husband that had been bothering him.

The old lady said sure and the doctor proceeded to tell her that her husband had said he had an worked out a deal with god where he turned on the bathroom light for him and shut it off when he was done. The doctor asked how this could be?

The old lady got this disgusted look on her face and ran out of the doctors office yelling, "I got to get home the old fart is peeing in the fridge again!!!"

-If its long then sorry

I guess she did not notice the smell when she opened the fridge. Pissy food must be good.

purplechild25 said:

rolf!

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This would explain why the pitcher of lemonade always seems to be full.. :O (booyah!)

[This message was edited Fri Dec 6 13:56:08 PST 2002 by sag10]