PEJ said:

Recipe For Cum by Hamilton G.

This recipe for theatrical cum looks like real cum, has no sugar (so as to discourage yeast), and has a neutral taste so that you can really get into the fantasy. Because it contains raw egg white you should make it fresh right before use and discard the leftovers. If you are concerned about using raw egg, either don't swallow it (half the fun!), or use pasteurized egg whites, which can be purchased in most supermarkets. However, fresh egg gives a better consistency.

1 cup water

2 tablespoons cornstarch

1 raw egg white

1 tablespoon plain yogurt

pinch of salt

Dissolve cornstarch in ¼ cup of water and set aside. Bring the remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan, then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in. Simmer and stir the mixture for about two minutes, it will be very thick. Cool the mixture thoroughly. If you don't let it cool the egg will get cooked. If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir to speed the cooling. When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt. Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth. If you want a little more flavor you can add ¼ teaspoon of vanilla extract and some Equal or Splenda for sweetness when you add the egg.

JustErin said:

Ohhh okay! I was so curious

3 days and no activity?

I wonder how many people googled "milk porn" after seeing this doozy of a thread?

3 days and no activity?

I wonder how many people googled "milk porn" after seeing this doozy of a thread?

JustErin said:

way to bump back your thread Erin and yes I did google it

PEJ said:

Perv.

What weird porn thing can I talk about next?

JustErin said:

After seeing the recipe for fake jizz, maybe the big (fake) monster schlongs from those masked dudes in redtube porn with 15 inchers:lol:

Ottensen said:

I refuse to watch those.

JustErin said:

I swear they look so fake...it looks like a halloween type prostetic that you can't help but laugh hysterically at instead of think it looks unnatural: instead of you might actually end up going

I've never seen milk in porn. Cum is disgusting enough.

quoteth Seth Rogan's character using words written by Kevin Smith (in Zack and Miri make a porn)....


"I'm the milk man...did anyone order some fresh cream??@!!??!?"

JerseyKRS said:

So you like that, eh?