An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pu lls up next
> to a doctor at a street light.
>
> The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of
> car ya got there, sonny ?'
>
> The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!'
>
> 'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?'
>
> 'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' states the doctor
> proudly.
>
> The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside ?'
>
> 'No problem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the
> window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man
> says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll
> stick with my Moped !'
>
> Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
> just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
> speedometer reads 160 mph.
>
> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
> getting closer !
>
> He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !
>
> Something whips by him going much faster !
>
> 'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks
> himself.
>
> He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
>
> Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
>
> Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and
> passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good until he looked
> in his mirror and saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN !
>
> Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
> takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
>
> Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The
> Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
>
> Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
> the rear end.
>
> The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still
> alive.
>
> He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is
> there anything I can do for you?'
>
> The old man whispers,
>
> 'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror .'

i saw that coming but i love dumb jokes like this

Nice.....