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It's time to play Family Feud! Someone sent this on an email fwd to me...
1. Name something you use in the shower? Soap 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? Cup? Football player's wear cups right? Pathetic I know. 
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? Religious Literature 
4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Roses 5. What is another word for blemish? Zit 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? Popcorn 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? TV 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Mommy issues 
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Autofellatio 
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Blood test 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Tying a knot 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.? Home is where the heart is 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Hockey 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a students day? Give surprise quiz 16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Parakeet 17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Tshirt 18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Soap | |
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johnart said: Someone sent this on an email fwd to me...
1. Name something you use in the shower? gilette for females 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? You mean soccer, right? nothing 
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? kittie poo
4. Name something a man might buy before a date? mints? 5. What is another word for blemish? Pimple 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? only my kittie food (like fish) 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? my husband's speakers
8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? ?
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Dogs do lots of things to embarass their owners  unlike cats
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Urine 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? ? 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.? Waar het klokje thuis tikt tikt het nergens (dutch for home sweet home) 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Boxing 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a students day? 500 lines in writing: there is and was no need to be rude 16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? a parrot 17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Socks 18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? My clothes   | |
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johnart said: Someone sent this on an email fwd to me...
1. Name something you use in the shower? shampoo 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? teeshirt? 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? ticket
4. Name something a man might buy before a date? condoms 5. What is another word for blemish? bump 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? frozen dinner 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? couch 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? experience
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? lick guests
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? drug test 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? archery 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.? a house is not a home 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? boxing 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a students day? Give detention 16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? buzzard 17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? jeans 18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? eraser [Edited 3/2/09 6:50am] "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: johnart said: 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? kittie poo
 Who you piss off??? | |
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1. Name something you use in the shower? shower gel
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? lucky pants 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? bird shit 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? petrol 5. What is another word for blemish? spot 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? beans 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? wardrobe 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? money 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? shaft someones leg 10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? eye 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? bob a job (helping the elderly) 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.? Welcome home 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Rugby 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a students day? turn up 16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Big bird...it just wouldn't be right 17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? pants 18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? a piece of chalk | |
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1. Name something you use in the shower? Motorized, waterproof ass-dildo!  
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? His girlfriend's satin panties!
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? A senior citizen's cranium! ...Oh - wait a minute. You said "on".
4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Genital herpes make-up kit!
5. What is another word for blemish? "Genital herpes"
6. What is something you cook in the microwave? Dinner!
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? Gynecological examination table. 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Turkey neck! 
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Points out the escort service shell company names on your credit card bill.
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Genital herpes test.
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? First penetration by a scoutmaster!
12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.? Genital herpes home test. 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? England. 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a students day? Withholding sexual affection.
16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Larry. 17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Tear-away crotch, black leather hotpants!
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Your penis (I swear! ). | |
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Ace said: 1. Name something you use in the shower? Motorized, waterproof ass-dildo!
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? His girlfriend's satin panties!
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? A senior citizen's cranium! ...Oh - wait a minute. You said "on".
4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Genital herpes make-up kit!
5. What is another word for blemish? "Genital herpes"
6. What is something you cook in the microwave? Dinner!
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? Gynecological examination table. 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Turkey neck!
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Points out the escort service shell company names on your credit card bill.
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Genital herpes test.
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? First penetration by a scoutmaster!
12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.? Genital herpes home test. 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? England. 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a students day? Withholding sexual affection.
16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Larry. 17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Tear-away crotch, black leather hotpants!
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Your penis (I swear! ).You're such an ass.  | |
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johnart said: You're such an ass.
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Ace said: johnart said: You're such an ass.
I'm still near tears on Motorized-Waterproof-ASS-Dildo. My partner is across from me (our desks are face to dace) lookin at me like  | |
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1. Name something you use in the shower? a towel
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? undershirt 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? child finds 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? breath mints 5. What is another word for blemish? fucked up facade....(i crack myself up with that one....! ) 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? water 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? TV 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? money 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? beg 10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Blood test 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? making a boat 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.? No place like home 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Hockey 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a students day? Give surprise quiz 16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? ants 17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Tshirt 18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? bank account THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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johnart said: AndGodCreatedMe said: Who you piss off??? Apparently my kitty cat | |
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1. Name something you use in the shower? Coconut flavour shower gel
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? diaper??? 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? bird shit.. lots of it..
4. Name something a man might buy before a date? condoms 5. What is another word for blemish? spot 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? I just heat up really
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? MY PURPLE SOFA 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Experience and intelligence 
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Humps a strangers leg
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Eye test 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Sweeping a path?? Ok helping a neighbour
12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.? Hme sweet home 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Boxing 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a students day? Work late 16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Penguin 17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? socks 18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? hard on I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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1. Name something you use in the shower? curve body wash
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? underwear 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? a crack 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? breath mints 5. What is another word for blemish? blackhead 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? heat up coffee 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? curio 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? experience in bed 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? farts 10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? drug 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? volunteer work 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.? there's no place like home 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? karate 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a students day? parent/teacher meeting 16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? eagle 17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? ring
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? butter | |
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