From Mr. Peter Smith
ptsmthp@yahoo.com
International Commercial Bank
Ghana
West Africa

Dear Sir,
I got your contact during my search on the Internet search for a honest person. My name is Mr. Peter Smith. The regional manager of International Commercial Bank, Teshie Nungua Branch Ghana . I am a Ghanaian by birth, 46years of age and married with three children.
Although i am not comfortable to send this proposal to you because of increase in SCAM and FRAUD especially in Africa , but I am too sure that this is not Scam because you have access to confirm, provided you did not let my Bank know the source of your information.
I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us. As the regional manager of the bank, it is my duty to send financial reports to my head office in the capital city of Accra, Ghana . On the course of the last year 2008 end of the year's report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager, made Ten million us dollars. ($10,000,000.00 USD) of which my head office is not aware and will never be aware of it.
I have since then PLACED this fund in an ESCROW CALL ACCOUNT without a beneficiary. As the regional manager of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this Money thus, I am impelled to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account. I intend to part 25% of this fund to you while 75% shall be for me and two officers who will assist me move the fund to your account. I do need to assure you that there is no risk involved in this Business. It’s going to be a Bank-to-Bank transfer.
All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund. If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response and then we shall discuss on how you will keep our share.

With regards,

Peter Smith.

NB: Your early reply is highly welcomed and attaches your profiles, such as your name and address, and also your contact telephone number for easy means of communication.

My standard reply these days is "fuck you asshole" i rarely get a response

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your
Contract/inheritance file and found out that you have not yet received your
Payment due to you. However an ATM Card has been approve in your favor
With a value of $6.8 Million. You are hereby advice to contact Mr. Richard
Mark Email:cardinquiry@live.com

Requirements Needed:
(1) Full Name as wanted on Card (2) Full Address where you want the
Payment center to send your ATM CARD (NO P O BOX) (3) Phone And Fax
Number (4) Date Of Birth (5) Occupation

Note: Because of impostors, we hereby issued you our code of
conduct, which is (ATM-981) use it as your subjectDisclaimer


[Edited 2/27/09 13:53pm]

mdiver said:

Here's one from Neiman Marcus


Hello,how are you doing today?I am Neiman Marcus and i work
for Boha Traderx here in blackburn Lancaster United Kingdom.So
currently we are offering you a part time job which you will
be doing from your home in usa and there is no travelling
required.So below is what you will be doing for the company

What you will be doing for us is that the company will send
you some boxes which contains wall fittings so each time our
client need them,the company will arrange shipment with FEDEX
and FEDEX will come to your location to pick them up and you
wont pay any money to them.Fedex will come to your location
with the clients address and all labels so you
dont require to paste anything on boxes.


So each time you get the boxes,all you need to do is to open
the box and count the numbers of items in it so whenever
customers wants them,i will let you know so that you can make
them ready to ship.The boxes you will be handling each week is
just 4 boxes and a box is smaller than a 14 inches
monitor,as soon as you get the boxes,you need to open it to
count the numbers of items in it and moreso,you wont pay any
money to the courier service that delivers the boxes to you


The boxes comes with extra packaging which you can use to
package orders each time an individual in your country makes
an order.And also to get started you dont need to pay any money
at all.Your earnings is $1550 weekly and also the company will
pay you an upfront payment of $500.Anytime a package is been
needed to ship from you and you wont be home all you need to do
is to make it avaialble for pick up so that the courier service
can pick it up in your absense so as a matter of fact this job
is really a part time job which willl never affect your current
job or your schooling and whatever it is you are doing.Our
company is a very good company and currently we are planning to
launch our new branches in some countries and dues to that our
website is under maintenance.

So to get started i want you to provide this info
Your Full Name
Home Address
City
State
Zipcode
Phone #
E-mail
Age
Current Occupation
Country


There are rules and regulations guiding this job which
include,You MUST reply to any e-mail you get from the company
within 48hrs.You must be honest,faithful and respectful.
So for more information do get back as soon as possible to
the below emails :


nmarcux@gmail.com
employment@bohatraderx.com
akers@zapak.com

Our website is
www.bohatraderx.com
Contact Phone Number :
+ 44 702 407 1124

Hope to read from you as soon as possible.Have a lovely day
Neiman Marcus
Employment Team
Boha Traderx

Really sad! But I am not falling for this sh!t


Hello,

My name is Mrs Maria Johnson.I am a dying woman who had decided to donate what I have to you. I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 2years ago,immediately after the death of my husband, who had left me everything he worked for.I have been touched by God to donate from what I
have inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work of God,rather than allow my relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds ungodly.I have asked God to forgive me all my sins and i believe he has because He is a merciful God.

I will be going in for an operation,and i pray that i survive the operation. I have decided to WILL/donate the sum of $10,500,000(Ten million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the
lord,and to help the motherless,less privileged and also for the assistance of the widows.At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls,due to the fact that my relatives are around me and i have been restricted by my doctor from taking telephone calls because i deserve all the rest i canget.Presently,I have informed my lawyer about my decision in WILLING this fund to you.I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Kindly Contact my lawyer through this email address:
(mauricesanders_lawfirm@hotmail.com)

if you are interested in carrying out this task,so that he can arrange the release of the funds ($10,500,000.00) to you. My lawyer's name is Barrister Maurice Sanders.I know I have never met you but my mind tells me to do this,and i hope you act sincerely.

NB: I will appreciate your ultmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is complished,as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish, due to the fact that i do not want relatives or family members standing in the way of my last wish.

Thank you and God bless you.

Maria Johnson