I just came back from the music store. I had to get one of those fucking doohickeys you use to pull "string anchors" out of a guitar (God, if I never have to string a freakin' guitar again, it'll be too soon!).

Anyhoo...there was a girl working there, I'd guess about 22...sort of a way-better-looking Tegan (or is that Sara? ), with a black, '80s, Joan Jett shag, shiny, black tights (and they were tight! ) in a New Wave stylee, kinky boots, studs, punky/glam-my, dark eye makeup...just the way I like 'em!


She seemed to want to bone me.


P.S. I'm sendin' this thread out to Miguel! Thanks for all your support.

JESUS, MAN! How did you get so lucky? I mean, seriously? You've seen how hot I am. It's a conundrum; percussion that causes this mass production of concussions.

Mysterioso said:

I dunno; I seem to be on some kind of streak, lately. I mean, I have theories...but I won't bore you with the science.

Regardless, there will be no boning transpiring!

Ace said:

See, that's the key and a true sign of maturing. Nothing attests better to that as fact as being able to abstain. Very admirable, Young Padawana. I'm still struggling with my loose sluttiness urges.

Mysterioso said:

I know I could goog this, but I have a feeling it's gonna be much more entertaining if you explain.

So why didn't you bend her over and throw her a bang then?

So did you flirt with her at all?

Did you put your stank oh her!!!!!

Dirty old man.

CarrieLee said:

Over the counter in the guitar shop?

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Yeah. Out of habit.


No. There will be no stank-putting!

JustErin said:

You say that like it's a bad thing.

JustErin said:

You've got to admit, you two are like two peas in a pod, there (No offense. If it's any consolation, you give it more dignity, class, grace, and sultry flavor. ). Ah, man! I love you guys.

I thought you were ugly?

Vendetta1 said:

What up, dun?

Mysterioso said:

Hello Mr. Mysterioso.
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Ace said:

This is exactly why I said what I said in my orgnote last night.

hokie said:

Did you tell him he's full of shit?

Vendetta1 said:

I am! That's the funny thing!

Vendetta1 said:

I am! That's the funny thing.

Ace said:

See! I told you what you said was a pack of LIES!!!!!

hokie said:

No, no...I am a pack of lies. But what I said* wasn't included in the pack (sold separately!).



*(Frankly, I can't remember what I said, but that's just between you and I, gentle reader! )

Ace said:

Ace said:

Whatever. You could be 300 lbs and I'd think you were hot.

How's your dick size?

Vendetta1 said:

Oh my god. Ivy!

hokie said:

Vendetta1 said:

My cock is the Willie Shoemaker of willies.

Ace said:

Oh well. We could live on love.

Vendetta1 said:

Ace said:

Oh yeah? Well....well...my cock is the grand prize at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! Beat THAT! Oh wait.....