I know the following story is about Michael Jackson... but, how many of u r sick, sick, of Attorney Gloria Allred? She's all over cases that r already in the public eye... and only 2 get her ugly bitchy mug in the camera's lens. read on...

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Michael Jackson: Spider-Man
Tue Dec 3, 7:15 PM ET Add Entertainment - E! Online to My Yahoo!


By Julie Keller

The bizarre courtroom saga of Michael Jackson continued Tuesday with an attack of a wicked spider.


The pop oddity returned to court today, several hours late and on crutches, to continue his testimony in a $21 million breach-of-contract flap over canceled millennium concerts. Once again, he took onlookers by surprise as he limped into the Santa Maria, California, courtroom.


"It is a spider bite. It is real bad. If I showed it to you, you'd be shocked," the hobbled moonwalker told reporters. "It hurts very much right now as I speak."


He quickly explained that the attacking arachnid was not one of the pet tarantulas holed up at his nearby Neverland Ranch but a common spider smoked out by a routine fumigation.


This most recent headline-making incident is just the latest in a string of behavior wacky even by Jackson standards. Just last week, he shocked fans by dangling nine-month-old son Prince Michael II over a fourth-floor balcony railing in Germany. At the time, he called it "a terrible mistake" saying he got caught up in "the excitement of the moment." Berlin police decided not to pursue the incident.


Over the summer he went on a tirade against Sony Music boss Tommy Mottola, saying he was "mean, he's a racist and he's very, very, very devilish." When presented with a birthday cake at the MTV Video Music Awards in August, Jackson thought he received an "Artist of the Millennium Award" and began doling out the thank-yous.


And during this current trial, which began last month, Jackson hasn't exactly acquitted himself well.


The popster's longtime concert promoter Marcel Avram filed a civil suit seeking to be compensated for losses over canceled concerts that were supposed to ring in the new millennium. He claims Jackson agreed to headline 1999 charity shows in Seoul and Munich followed by New Year's Eve concerts in Australia and Hawaii and owes Avram for organizing, promoting and producing all four shows, as well as money he spent on the superstar's behalf.


First, Jackson reportedly wigged out over a too-close-for-comfort photograph of his ever-morphing nose during the trial. He then spent three days on the stand saying he cannot be held accountable for his actions because he is a "visionary," who has "so much stuff going on [in his life] that is astounding." He then cut his testimony short for the trip to Germany, where he accepted a humanitarian award and launched an international frenzy.


Last week, camera-ready lawyer Gloria Allred took it upon herself to write to California officials asking them to investigating the Babygate episode.


"In my opinion, given the height of the balcony and the fact that Mr. Jackson was only holding the child with one arm as he held the child over the side, the child was at risk of falling and being injured or killed," she wrote last week in a letter to the California Department of Social Services.

(Allred has squared off against Jackson before. She briefly represented the 13-year-old boy who accused Jackson of molesting him in 1993.)

However, California authorities have repeatedly said the incident was out of their jurisdiction.

Despite all the hubbub, the world's most famous surgical mask modeler seemed in good spirits today for his testimony, spiders notwithstanding. He shrugged off questions about the baby dangling while signing autographs and posing for snapshots with fans. During lulls in the testimony, he even made goofy faces for the courtroom photographer who snapped the now-infamous mug shots.

Asked about Allred's letter, Jackson was caught on videotape by Los Angeles' ABC-7 saying, "Tell her to go to hell."

As for the actual trial (the circus kind of makes you forget there's a reason for all this), Jackson spent much of the day recounting a phone conversation with Avram. Jackson says Avram called off the concerts during said call. Avram's lawyers say the call never happened.

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U'd think an attorney who knows her shit would understand what the term "out of jurisdiction" means... What a bitch.

I love that MJ told her 2 go 2 hell!!!

June7 said:

See ppl keep phuckin with Michael... there's a brotha left somewhere in there after all that plastic surgery.

I'm just waiting for Michael to tattoo "Thug Life" on his chest and sign a deal with Suge.

LMFAO @ NuPwrSoul !!!

June7 said:

You think I'm playin? Next time we see that nukka on TV he gonna be throwin up gang signs.

I can't Stand Gloria Allred. What is her Problem all the time?

Never Mind.
[This message was edited Tue Dec 3 22:22:20 PST 2002 by FreezerBurn]

June7 said:

Mike gets gangsta!

It's true Michael Jackson was on t.v. saying I love my kids and she could go to Hell. It's so Good when the Celebs actually talk and get involved with issues and show you they are Human and Smart and tough. I am so glad Prince and Michael and other Artists are showing us they are not Afraid to talk and get Wild. I Love that!

I agree Gloria Allred is a media hound, but so is MJ.
Michael Jackson is a sociopath and it's nice to see that he's slowly digging his own grave.
Powerful people like MJ rarely have to answer for their wrongdoings, but usually their huge egos are what bring them down.
The guy just shows up with a baby one day, and everyone acts like it's no big deal. I know, one day MJ woke up and said, "I'd like a baby boy" and his lawyer said "Right away, Michael". And boom, there is one more life for MJ to righteously screw up.
Everyone around Michael Jackson sure made it easy for him to be a pedophile.
So yeah, Gloria Allred is a media whore. But Michael Jackson is something far, far worse.

Supernova said:

It's all pretty funny... yeah. But the main point is that Gloria Allred is a cunt. That bears repeating!

shygirl said:

But let's not single out MJ.Celebrities do this stuff everyday,because they have the money and power to do so.Rosie O'Donnell pretty much "bought" her children too.

shygirl said:

Stupidgir..sorry! 'Shygirl', how do you get thru life when you are so ignorant?.You know nothing about this apart from what your shitty soul has been drip fed by the press.

DavidEye said:

I'm sure they do yet Mr Jackson is the man in question at the moment

So,you don't wanna discuss that media bitch Rosie O'Donnell?

What a hanger onner, that bitch needs to be slapped. Your turn...

Rosie O'Donnell is one ugly fat Bint! I'd never hit a woman, and if i hit 'her' i still wouldn't have.Her face broke every branch on the ugly tree as she fell out.

how many more cliches can i think of?

Supernova said:

that was fuuny too "ahh tell her to go to hell" like an old cranky man

Good for Michael! This lady has been hounding him for awhile...

POOK said:

She's 'all red' cuz she's as hell...

Thecherryloon said:

She's not ugly... she's FUGLY!