"Guidos are the native species of douchebag endemic to the Jersey shore.

However, their distribution and range extends from Florida to [snip - CarrieMpls] , especially in cities with a GNC. They display the outward appearance of an oven roasted over-inflated Miami club:censored: due to orange spray tan and glow in the dark teeth. They are, however, easily discerned from the former by their vocalizations. Whereas your average [snip - CarrieMpls] has a high nasal lisp with decent pronunciation, Guido's voices sound like Robert DeNiro singing "Trapped in the Closet" with a donkey boner wedged in his esophagus. It is hypothesized that the two would actually sound the same but the Guido's voice has actually been altered by excessive use of steroids for body building and interference from his collagen injected lips. Despite this, Guido's delude themselves that they are living the Mafioso life style and that they are Dean fucking Martin. The Guido is a close relative to the mostly small and skinny Styla, who pollutes mostly German clubs with his garlic breath and his inflated ego. The Australian version of the Guido is called a "Muzza", Australian bastardized english meaning "Metro" and are generally found in Victoria [snip - CarrieMpls] shuffling and c-walking to techno/house/trance crap, pretending they are the shit, when they're really just shit."

Can't link to the page.

just look it up on google.

Guidos

i feel like i'm going to go to hell just for clicking on this thread.

I used to work with a Guido. And would believe it - his last name was even Guido. He pronounced it guide-o ...but he wasn't fooling anyone.

"growing up Gotti" started that whole hairstyle.....



back in the day, we were called, "Cuzine" pronounced coosheen.

the name they called me in high school spanish class was guido.

Anxiety said:

you don't pronounce it "guide-o" however....

They're an epidemic by where i'm from

BlackAdder7 said:

it was GHEEEE-tho, i know. i took three years of the stuff.

we just had a thread all about them

MajesticOne89 said:

You're from Jersey, right? I live right outside of New Jersey and it's crawling with Guidos here. Oh jeez..

FunkMistress said:

awesome!!!

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

that is flaw-less

I am so glad this, er, lovely subculture is absent from this city.

JessieJ said:

haha Omg, high school was such a bitch with those mofos