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DanceWme said: mdiver said: Erin has a bulge!  a HUGE one   | |
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DanceWme said: This thread is making me horny!
I agree. And I'm hours from going home.  | |
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TrickyChristopher1990 said: DanceWme said: This thread is making me horny!
I agree. And I'm hours from going home. Then u need to stay away from this thread | |
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DanceWme said: TrickyChristopher1990 said: I agree. And I'm hours from going home. Then u need to stay away from this thread Ha! No, it'll just increase the chances of pinning my wife up against the wall in passion the very moment I walk in the front door. Or bend her over. Damn this thread! | |
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TrickyChristopher1990 said: DanceWme said: Then u need to stay away from this thread Ha! No, it'll just increase the chances of pinning my wife up against the wall in passion the very moment I walk in the front door. Or bend her over. Damn this thread! Damn, that sounds sexy as hell. My bf cant do that. He's an auto mechanic and if he comes in the door and touch me before he takes his work shirt off or wash his dirty hands, we fightin'.  | |
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DanceWme said: TrickyChristopher1990 said: Ha! No, it'll just increase the chances of pinning my wife up against the wall in passion the very moment I walk in the front door. Or bend her over. Damn this thread! Damn, that sounds sexy as hell. My bf cant do that. He's an auto mechanic and if he comes in the door and touch me before he takes his work shirt off or wash his dirty hands, we fightin'. The only thing is: Nobody treats their wife like that.
Just kidding. | |
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Peel onto my waist
Land, free-falling over Everest and Misty Bloom Appalachians and algorithmic pivots of your crescent moon Eclipse my sunrise and holster my warily vapid womb I'm your concubine, tonight, as we slay semantics with our love Hyperbolic pews of pleasure is what we are Oh, why are the skies so aquatic? Because you turn my world upside-down Inside-out How did I have the clout to slant my shroud commander with your milieu tenant of trepidation? Nothing more obtuse than this love triangle. Pendulous motion and brisk conformity Our bodies intertwine in a sea of scandalous debauchery Inundated with your dynamic energy This transcends the dim Calibration of peripherally-covetous carnal desires Onlookers build an empire that tributes the high ordinance of our love Hierarchies of anarchistic rudiments are hell-bent on the discovery Futile, they belie inconspicuously over stray stares like the leverage to the second story of our happy home Never built. Never told. This ends here as I die in your arms. [Edited 2/25/09 13:51pm] [Edited 2/25/09 13:52pm] This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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JustErin said: DanceWme said: Damn, that sounds sexy as hell. My bf cant do that. He's an auto mechanic and if he comes in the door and touch me before he takes his work shirt off or wash his dirty hands, we fightin'. The only thing is: Nobody treats their wife like that.
Just kidding. im never gettin married | |
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JustErin said: DanceWme said: Damn, that sounds sexy as hell. My bf cant do that. He's an auto mechanic and if he comes in the door and touch me before he takes his work shirt off or wash his dirty hands, we fightin'. The only thing is: Nobody treats their wife like that.
Just kidding.
Sadly, a lot of people don't. Cuz they must have the wrong wife. lol And truth be told, we have a little girl, so it's not as often. That's exactly why dirty talk has become so important - it can get us both from zero to 90 in seconds. And sometimes we don't have more than seconds to get it all started. But I do miss the days when we never actually made it into the front door.  [Edited 2/25/09 13:55pm] | |
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JustErin said: TrickyChristopher1990 said: A naughty slut? Is that more up your alley? More like filthy whore.  To Sir, with Love | |
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DanceWme said: My bf cant do that. He's an auto mechanic and if he comes in the door and touch me before he takes his work shirt off or wash his dirty hands, we fightin'.
Ooooh. Rough hands. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: DanceWme said: My bf cant do that. He's an auto mechanic and if he comes in the door and touch me before he takes his work shirt off or wash his dirty hands, we fightin'.
Ooooh. Rough hands. Yes!!!! | |
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I ride in a Pinto. This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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PEJ said: JustErin said: More like filthy whore. I like worse than that actually. | |
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DanceWme said: TrickyChristopher1990 said: Ha! No, it'll just increase the chances of pinning my wife up against the wall in passion the very moment I walk in the front door. Or bend her over. Damn this thread! Damn, that sounds sexy as hell. My bf cant do that. He's an auto mechanic and if he comes in the door and touch me before he takes his work shirt off or wash his dirty hands, we fightin'. Don't pretend you don't like it dirty  | |
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I don't think I've ever uttered the phrase in question. I tend to stick w/ "yea" & "FUCK!" beforehand, but can't form a sentence right @ the moment   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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JustErin said: PEJ said: I like worse than that actually. So "Filthy Whore" is sort of "First Base"? | |
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TrickyChristopher1990 said: JustErin said: I like worse than that actually. So "Filthy Whore" is sort of "First Base"?
Yes. But in my experience many dude have even a hard time saying that. | |
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Ace said: ArielB said: And slip in that "you're the best I've ever had" any time you can.
I'm not big on "You're the best I've ever had!"  I far prefer, "Did you go to school for this???!!!", "FUCK ME!", "OH, SHIIIT!", "Oh, fuck!", "Oh, God!" and the ever-popular "Can I cum now, Daddy?!!!"
This is not to say that I always got this reaction. Most of the time, I got this:  or this:  . I don't dig the use of "Oh shit" when making love. Oh fuck!, yes. "Oh sweet jesus!", yes. Bringing shit into love making has too many scatalogical implications for me. A simple "Im going to cummmmm" goes a long way, I agree. | |
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TrickyChristopher1990 said: DanceWme said: Damn, that sounds sexy as hell. My bf cant do that. He's an auto mechanic and if he comes in the door and touch me before he takes his work shirt off or wash his dirty hands, we fightin'. Don't pretend you don't like it dirty I do lol | |
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JustErin said: TrickyChristopher1990 said: So "Filthy Whore" is sort of "First Base"?
Yes. But in my experience many dude have even a hard time saying that. Really? Most dudes are losers. If you can't get past "Filthy Whore" then you must be pretty juvenile. | |
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Fuck it, man! I'm totally silent without a keyboard, so I'd be totally silent in bed (Sans the occasional pants and grasshopper invocations). I'd also look like Charles Manson. Care to fucking join me, ladies! This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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TrickyChristopher1990 said: JustErin said:
Yes. But in my experience many dude have even a hard time saying that. Really? Most dudes are losers. If you can't get past "Filthy Whore" then you must be pretty juvenile.
That's not really being fair though. Some guys are just not into that whole degrading thing. They just aren't the ones for me. I can remember this one time this guy I am just crazy for - who has said time and time again that he can't be "that guy" - once said, "I wanna fuck you so hard" and I nearly died. so.fucking.hot | |
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 MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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JustErin said: TrickyChristopher1990 said: Really? Most dudes are losers. If you can't get past "Filthy Whore" then you must be pretty juvenile.
That's not really being fair though. Some guys are just not into that whole degrading thing. They just aren't the ones for me. I can remember this one time this guy I am just crazy for - who has said time and time again that he can't be "that guy" - once said, "I wanna fuck you so hard" and I nearly died. so.fucking.hot Yeah, my wife is a girl-next-door type, so when we started dating, anything hot she said was twice as hot because of it. I know some guys "aren't into it" but what guy isn't into making a girl as hot as possible? If your girl gets off on "degrading" talk, it's YOUR DUTY to provide! | |
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Words cannot express how much I love this thread!
Have you seen how many views this thread has had?! I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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JustErin said: PEJ said: I like worse than that actually.  I like that you like worse than that.To Sir, with Love | |
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TrickyChristopher1990 said: JustErin said: More like filthy whore. SO. HOT. anyone calls me that gets a black eye | |
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ZombieKitten said: TrickyChristopher1990 said: SO. HOT. anyone calls me that gets a black eye Black Eye. Not. So. Hot. | |
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