minneapolisgenius said:

co

Mysterioso said:

what in the fuck

Let's face it, women can be complicated and men are not mind readers. Some times they need to hear what we want/need. That goes for in the bedroom as well as out of it.

Oh, toss off!

I think DanceWMe should record herself talking dirty.
I think every one of the girls on this thread should do the same.

And of course, post it here.

Alright, me first. I'll do the honors.

ArielB said:

I wholeheartedly endorse this idea.

TrickyChristopher1990 said:

what do i get out of this?

JustErin said:

ha! You took the post right out from under me. That's a personal favorite of mine as well.

DanceWme said:

You get to hear me recite that post you quoted. Ungrateful mofo!

DanceWme said:

That's one of the funniest things I've read here in a long time.

Mysterioso said:

oh hell naw

God I love the Org! Just reading all of these sexual threads are amazing, especially since anything can prompt them. As for talking dirty, how many dudes here tell their lady lovers to "wrap your lips around my love sausage, you hungry slut!"

I'm just waiting for someone to come up with the ultimate thread of "Have you ever been sexually intimidated by a woman with a huge onion booty talking dirty to you while shopping at an Aldi?"

Mysterioso said:

Seriously, if you were to say this to me in person, I'd be outta there pretty quick.

Does knowing that piss you off or something?

I could just say, "Let me fuck your brains out, you big butt slut!" But I'm trying to be gregarious, here!

minneapolisgenius said:

DOUBLE HOT.

Mysterioso said:

That one is a miss too.

Mysterioso said:

ok.

Now if we were out at the movies or dinner or something and u whispered in my ear "i wanna hurry and get home so i can fuck u" then :drip: :drip:

JustErin said:

This ain't workin' for you huh Erin?

Ace, you've outdone yourself with this thread: 1,488 views.

DanceWme said:

I'll record myself reading a bed time story.

DanceWme said:

You get to be judged by the Org as to who has the best dirty talk. ER, I mean, you get the love and respect of everyone here.

ArielB said:

DanceWme said:

Exactly. There are words that come off as juvenile and "butt" or "sausage" are perfect examples".

Discretely whisper in my ear while grabbing me by the back of my hair and say, "I can't wait to fucking destroy you tonight" or even as simple as "I'm dying to fuck you so bad" works just fine.

JustErin said:

Sometimes words are not needed.
Grab my thigh under the table or take my hand and brush it against ur bulge.

JustErin said:

Or "You got me so turned on we're not going to make it out of the parking garage - up against the car."

And yeah, "butt" sounds stupid, and I feel like "dick" does too.

DanceWme said:

Erin has a bulge!

DanceWme said:

What?!

I've been told I have a very sexy voice.

mdiver said:

a HUGE one

DanceWme said:

I agree. One time my wife put my hand under her skirt and carried on our group conversation. Damn! Why am I at work!