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PrintableOr maybe he has hemorrhoids and it hurts to wipe sufficiently. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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ZombieKitten said: EmeraldSkies said: My nephews also have this problem. How do I know this? They are 9 and 12. I believe it's either laziness or there Mom did'nt teach them to wipe well. Probably a combination of the two.  if they are like my boys, so engrossed in their games, they barely make the time to visit the toilet at all, let alone wipe properly  Yes. This used to also be a problem. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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EmeraldSkies said: ZombieKitten said: if they are like my boys, so engrossed in their games, they barely make the time to visit the toilet at all, let alone wipe properly Yes. This used to also be a problem. If I see them squirming, I have to ask if the turtle is sticking it's head out, and if so, GO TO THE TOILET!!!  | |
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ZombieKitten said: EmeraldSkies said: Yes. This used to also be a problem. If I see them squirming, I have to ask if the turtle is sticking it's head out, and if so, GO TO THE TOILET!!!  I have trained myself to recognize the "needs to go" signs.Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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EmeraldSkies said: ZombieKitten said: If I see them squirming, I have to ask if the turtle is sticking it's head out, and if so, GO TO THE TOILET!!! I have trained myself to recognize the "needs to go" signs. | |
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ThreadBare said: Vendetta1 said: Sometimes threads are exactly what you think they are going to be about.
Exactly.
But, it's these types of threads that make us feel so close to the beauty that is emm.  omg i have to say it babe!! BROWN NOSER!!!  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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wow, this is really a thread about skid marks! If you will, so will I | |
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ZombieKitten said: EmeraldSkies said: I have trained myself to recognize the "needs to go" signs.It just amazes me that they will wait until they are almost bursting,before they will tear themselves away from whatever game they are playing. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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EmeraldSkies said: ZombieKitten said: It just amazes me that they will wait until they are almost bursting,before they will tear themselves away from whatever game they are playing.  | |
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alright from what i gather there are about three groups of men.
- those that are lazy and don't pay enough attention to detail. ugh. - those that try to stay clean but have some sort of medical/diet thing going on. - then there's the "i'm a big hairy sweaty working guy, get over it" bunch. i'm trying to understand. really i am. She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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this thread is anti-sexy If you will, so will I | |
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emm said: ThreadBare said: Exactly.
But, it's these types of threads that make us feel so close to the beauty that is emm. omg i have to say it babe!! BROWN NOSER!!! | |
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eikonoklastes said: How do you know they're shit skids? Could have been chocolate.
 yes dear, you are right. they were probably just carrying a little after dinner chocolate between their asscheeks!She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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Apparently your not the only one that wants to know.
http://www.medhelp.org/fo.../1048.html The responses are Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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ahh this one is a charming little site http://www.poopreport.com...skids.html She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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ZombieKitten said: EmeraldSkies said: My nephews also have this problem. How do I know this? They are 9 and 12. I believe it's either laziness or there Mom did'nt teach them to wipe well. Probably a combination of the two. if they are like my boys, so engrossed in their games, they barely make the time to visit the toilet at all, let alone wipe properly 
Thank you. Boys don't give a damn about this stuff. | |
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emm said: eikonoklastes said: How do you know they're shit skids? Could have been chocolate.
yes dear, you are right. they were probably just carrying a little after dinner chocolate between their asscheeks!Did you see it between their cheeks or are you just making assumptions? | |
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ZombieKitten said: EmeraldSkies said: It just amazes me that they will wait until they are almost bursting,before they will tear themselves away from whatever game they are playing. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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eikonoklastes said: emm said: yes dear, you are right. they were probably just carrying a little after dinner chocolate between their asscheeks!Did you see it between their cheeks or are you just making assumptions? i miss you I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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...just so you all know, I spit out some of my  while reading this, thanks guys!  | |
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I already extolled the virtues of baby wipes in another thread. Seriously. Some folks need to get up on this.  | |
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so men, failing wetwipes, will skid? is that what you are saying?
. [Edited 3/3/09 14:09pm] She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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1. toilet paper
2. wet wipes 3. toilet paper  | |
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egyptkizzee said: 1. toilet paper
2. wet wipes 3. toilet paper That's the order. | |
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