i'd like to have an open dialogue about skid marks
if that's possible. 'cause i don't get it.

i'm doing my father's laundry. he skids. TMI!
a friend suggested that i should give him a break because he's old.
perhaps. i think there is more to it than that. besides i know of
two other men who aren't old who skid! i.just.don't.get.it

i shower. i wash my ass. i poop. i wipe. no skid.
i know there are some people who always shower after or use wet wipes.
i know about that. i want to know about the rest of the world
that just uses tp. are skids inevitable with men? why, then... why?

or perhaps i'm just surrounded by slovenly asses.


will anyone respond? lol

i've been single too long. men confuse me

Eww. lol. That's sweet of you to do his laundry though. I cringe at the thought of touching another's dirty underwear.



Whenever I use the bathroom, I wipe until nothing is on the toilet paper. Plus, I almost always shower after I shit anyway, so you know my panties are always clean.

Dunno never happened to me but I would assume wet farts cause skid marks.

Can any of the males on here verify this? LOL

emm said:

What type of underwear? maybe they wedge in there or something.

Or maybe he needs to change underwear more than once a week.

AnckSuNamun said:

oh trust me... i'm not real happy about it either. they get the double wash treatment.
but what if your s.o. skidded? would you have words? if i can get my ass clean with tp why does it seem to be a problem for others?

ArielB said:

briefs. isn't it the norm to change your underwear daily?

PanthaGirl said:

or not enough fibre? i dunno

emm said:

Maybe not for your dad. Maybe that's why there are skid marks.

ArielB said:

so what if you are not old and lazy? is there any plausible explanation?

does anyone deal with this at home?

Seriously, certain conditions can cause a person to not be able to clean themselves thoroughly, like hemmoroids (I know I spelled that wrong!) or skin tags or 'other'.

Cottonelle makes a flushable toilet wipe, maybe suggest that to your dad and tell him how you started using them and how much nicer they make you feel than just plain t.p.?

Sometimes threads are exactly what you think they are going to be about.

I think you need to get him some wet wipes

hairy asses

peanut butter in a shagrug, ordinary tp is not going to fix that

I've got one word for you.

SHART=Shittyfart

Wet fart.

It happens.

ZombieKitten said:

Ok before i clicked i thought "I think that this is about skidmarks, or at least that is what Emm wants me to think but really it is maybe about a near miss in her car that caused her to slide"

Then i clicked



WTF ..... you used to be such a sweet girl

Redd Foxx said id best



"ya gotta wash ya ass"!!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

omg

I don't know how people live without wet wipes.

emm

skid marks. Reminds me of someone who uses that term.

scatwoman said:

Gross.

Do you think (Revolutionary) Brown Mark knew how his name might be interpreted?

Maybe he was a fan of the Skids?

How do you know they're shit skids? Could have been chocolate.

Vendetta1 said:

Exactly.

But, it's these types of threads that make us feel so close to the beauty that is emm.

emm said:

My nephews also have this problem. How do I know this? I do there laundry. They are 9 and 12. I believe it's either laziness or there Mom did'nt teach them to wipe well. Probably a combination of the two.
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Maybe he has pasty butt. You keep wiping and wiping and it's still there. I've never experienced pasty butt myself but some friends told me about it. I use Cottonelle wipes so I'm clean as a whistle.

EmeraldSkies said:

if they are like my boys, so engrossed in their games, they barely make the time to visit the toilet at all, let alone wipe properly