a WWE script was leaked and Vince McMahon is pissed

http://www.lordsofpain.ne.../1228.html

Randy Orton's Wife is HAWT! Randy Orton looks rougher than he did back when he was a rookie. What the fuck happened to his face? He's looking more like Papa Orton (Cowboy Bob Orton). Oh, and did anyone else "INSTANTLY" get a Stone Cold/Wildman "Loose Cannon" Brian Pillman Flashback from that Triple H Randy Orton Home Invasion Vignette or was it just me? Granted, The Former was ten times more epic than the latter. But the latter wasn't too shabby.

Mysterioso said:

That scene was sooooo fucking scripted

What were all of those people doing in his house, not only that, when Randy ran to get his wife to not open the door, you heard screaming, but she was just standing there, then suddenly, she was sitting on the floor. And @ the cameramen ready for every shot

SmackDown play-by-play announcer Jim Ross posted a blog on his official website remembering Andrew "Test" Martin, who was found dead in his Tampa apartment last night.

Ross is quite familiar with Martin as he hired him alongside two other Canadians in Adam "Edge" Copeland and Jay "Christian" Reso in the late 1990's.

"I hired Andrew in the same class with his other fellow Canadians Edge and Christian in the late 90's in an outstanding group of young talent whose advanced training was over seen by future WWE Hall of Famer Dory Funk and by Tom Prichard," Ross wrote.

Ross recalls a conversation with Martin at WrestleMania XXIV last year in Orlando. The two spoke at length regarding his real estate endeavors and his plans to become a physical therapist. Martin also told Ross he saved his money and only wrestled "when he wanted to."

"Andrew had done well in WWE, saved his money, made some good investments, and told me he only wanted to wrestle when "he wanted to" which the randomly scheduled international tours would allow him to do," Ross wrote. "He did not express interest in the American indy scene and was genuinely excited about the prospects of the aforementioned physical therapy career."

In a bit of previously unreported news, Ross reveals that Martin took up World Wrestling Entertainment's offer to enter a rehabilitation facility in West Palm Beach, Florida last August. At the suggestion of others, his former employer reached out to him to see if he needed some help handling some alleged personal issues that he was rumored to have been experiencing.

"The rumors of Andrew's issues were true and he was afforded the opportunity by WWE to attend The Hanley Center Rehabilitation facility in West Palm Beach, Florida for several weeks beginning in August of 2008," Ross wrote. "Andrew successfully completed the WWE funded program and was highly regarded by the Hanley Center with being such an asset to them after completing the program of which Andrew took seriously, according to the facility. Since being released from the facility after successfully completing the program, Andrew had been doing well in his 12 Step AA program and was in contact with WWE with regular phone calls. Ironically, Friday was the day for his regularly scheduled "touching base" but when called his voice mail box was full."

It should be noted that Ross was not aware of Martin's alleged problems and stint in rehab until recently.

Ross concludes his post with the following note remembering Martin: "I will remember this young man as a bright, intelligent individual and am thankful that my last conversation with him was so positive and that he was excited about his future in a new field. Our sincere condolences go out to his family, friends, and fans and may God rest his soul."

World Wrestling Entertainment® has been made aware of the passing of Andrew Martin. The WWE extends its deepest condolences to the Martin family. Mr. Martin was under contract with WWE at various time periods and performed under the name "Test." He last performed for the WWE in February 2007.

Why exactly is it that adults like this? I get that it's entertainment, not sport, and who doesn't want to be entertained? However, isn't something like K1 simply better because it's entertaining AND real?

Fauxie said:

It's a soap opera mixed with wrestling. It kinda hooks you....

bboy87 said:

Exactimundo! Consider it one of many guilty pleasures, good sir. That's all it is.

Mysterioso said:

and who doesn't like a good fight? it doesn't matter if it's fake or real

bboy87 said:

I should tell Faux Paus he resembles Terry Funk/Chainsaw Charlie, but I don't want to hurt the poor guy's feelings.

http://www.radaronline.co...ck-johnson





John Cena, promoting his new film 12 Rounds, denied an alleged rivalry with fellow wrestler-turned-actor Dwayne Johnson (formerly known as "The Rock") to Jimmy Kimmel Thursday.

The beef, explained Cena, stems from Johnson's past insistence he would stay loyal to his pro wrestling roots (his father and grandfather were both pro wrestlers) even as his star in tinsel town rose.

"He's obviously .... got his start in the WWE, gone onto movies, but in the process, the whole time while he was in the WWE, he just preached to our fans -- who are very loyal -- how much he loved the business," Cena said of Johnson. "He says he loves the business so much, but then just up and leaves. So here I am, I've done The Marine, I'm still working full-time for the WWE, I've got12 Rounds coming out ... and everybody's asking, 'When are you leaving?'"

Cena, in a moment of unintentional comedy at its best, said he would continue wrestling even if he wins an Oscar.

Mysterioso said:

I just realized, that really wasn't his wife, that was a playboy model named Lana Croft or somethin'

I saw his wife last year on TV during the Hall of Fame special. She's alright

Yeah. I found that out, not too long ago. I guess they figured she didn't look good enough to be Randy's Wife. I don't know about you, but I actually have a hard time believing he stays faithful to his true wife. She's rather homely. Ah, well. I wouldn't pass her up. But, he MARRIED the chick. I guess they really KNEW each other before they married (Which is really the best way to build a truly compatible commitment of a serious monogamous relationship; like that of a convalescent.). That other chick that acted as his wife was SMOKIN'! But, I don't even think I'd MARRY her, unless I REALLY KNEW HER! I'm scared of the mere concept of marriage. I don't know what a veritably nubile individual is; or if she even exists. Heh. But anyway, this Wrestlemania is shaping up to be droll. All the shit has been done before, but with other people and in a different manner. Sometimes, I think they NEED an off-season. If not for the fact that it's basically theater that features men in tights and the drama that ensues (Predetermined or not).

Mysterioso said:

They do need some time off. The pressure and stress they face is alot for someone to bare. I think that's the reason there's so many deaths

and yeah, his wife ain't nothing to call home about, but the girl they had play his wife looked.....unreal. Like if you put in the sun, she'd melt

bboy87 said:

She did kind of look like a mannequin. But, I've seen better photos of her with less makeup.

Mysterioso said:

and less clothing

bboy87 said:

PurpleJedi said:

like that will ever happen

Macho Man relaunched his website

http://www.machomadness.com/