one of the biggest moments of 2009

hokie said:

He keeps messin' with me, darlin'. I love Ariel. He knows that. Just messin' around.

Mysterioso said:

I can't, I forgot my microscope and tweezers in Israel.
[Edited 2/20/09 20:31pm]

ArielB said:

Low blow (No pun intended). Booby-head!

Somehow when I try to do it it sounds stoooopid.

hokie said:

girl, you dont even have to try...

hokie said:

girl, you dont even have to try...

ArielB said:

Low blow (No pun intended). Booby-head!

roodboi said:

I can feel the love between you two

Mysterioso said:

That's right SON! You don't want to infiltrate my superior mind with bullshit from another level that I can't understand!

Eat that motherfucker!





How'd I do?

Somehow when I try to do it it sounds stoooopid.

eVeRsOlEsA said:

Yeah. I love to hate him and he loves to hate me.

hokie said:

Hokie, you light up day! Ariel, Derelict my ballz!

Oh, I just saw the post of reconciliation, above. I apologize for being so malicious, now.
[Edited 2/20/09 20:44pm]

I am officially done messing up your thread.

I'm sorry.

I'm leaving now and taking my insults about roodboi with me.

Oh no.....another Chyna sex tape

-- Red Light District, the porn production company that released the infamous "One Night in Chyna" DVD back in 2006, announced a March 3 release date for "Another Night in Chyna", a new celebrity-sex video starring former WWF star Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer. "Joanie is a huge celebrity that crosses many markets," said David Joseph, president of Red Light District. "The first movie continues to sell extremely well and the prospect of selling another one was a no-brainer." Red Light's One Night in China broke sales records for the studio and was named Top Selling Release of the Year by AVN in 2006. According to the press release, "Another Night in Chyna showcases the handsome wrestling champ in over an hour of exclusive never-before-seen hardcore footage."

hokie said:

I'll make a OWF (Org Wrestling Federation) thread just for you soon

bboy87 said:

not another flick starring her clit/penis...
[Edited 2/20/09 21:01pm]

roodboi said:

you saw it too!

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe/981.html

Hogan Comments On WrestleMania Status, Says He Spoke To McMahon
By Daniel Pena
Feb 20, 2009 - 1:19:08 PM

Hulk Hogan appeared on good friend Bubba the Love Sponge's radio show this morning to discuss rumors of a possible appearance at WrestleMania 25, reports www.prowrestling.NET. Hogan said he spoke to Vince McMahon this past Sunday.

It would appear that the two discussed plans of an appearance at WrestleMania as Hogan said he was willing to donate his payoff for the event to the family of John Graziano. However, Hogan said they were unable to agree on a specific scenario for him at the event, but McMahon is open to doing something with him in the future.



Hulk, stay retired!

Some stuff from 1997

Shawn Michaels vs Stone Cold Steve Austin- King of The Ring 1997



HBK promo for Bad Blood '97

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http://www.lordsofpain.ne...n/939.html

WWE Smackdown Results 2/20/09
By PainLord
Feb 20, 2009 - 10:26:13 PM

Report by Richard Trionfo and PWinsider.com

We start off with the video package from No Way Out when Edge lost the title and won the title in the same night in two different matches.

We are live on tape from Portland, Oregon and your announcers are Jim Ross and Tazz.

Edge is introduced and he comes to the ring. Edge is alone tonight and he says that he knows that everyone wanted him to come out on Smackdown without the WWE Championship so they could taunt and jeer him. None of them every accomplished anything in their life. Edge says that he is different because he is a winner and not a loser. When he sees an opportunity, he seizes it. He says that when he saw that Kofi Kingston could not participate in the Elimination Chamber, and he offered his services. Edge shows what his services got him. Edge points out that he is the first to participate in two Elimination Chambers in one. Edge says that he is here as an eight time World Champion.

Jeff Hardy’s music plays and he comes to the ring. Jeff tells Edge that he did it. He walked into No Way Out as a Champion and he left as a Champion. Some say it takes skill or guts. He says that some call Edge the ‘Ultimate Opportunist’, but he gets special privileges because of who he is married to. Edge tells Jeff that he is whining and complaining just like John Cena. Hardy says that he is here to challenge Edge for the title tonight. Edge wants to know what Jeff is on to make that challenge. Edge points out that Jeff lost on Sunday so he has no claim for a title match. Hardy says that the only reason Edge is not WWE Champion is because he beat Edge in under three minutes. Edge asks everyone if they want to see him face Jeff Hardy, but he says it is not going to happen. Edge says that it will not happen because he will not face Hardy tonight. Jeff says that maybe he could persuade his boss because Vickie wears the pants in the family. Hardy calls Edge Vickie’s puppet. Edge tries to punch Hardy but Jeff moves and Jeff hits a Twist of Fate.

Jim Ross talks about an interview he did with Triple H to talk about what happened on Monday night.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Vickie Guerrero is greeted by Kizarny. Edge tells him to leave. Edge is outraged at what Jeff Hardy said about him. Edge says that he is going to face Jeff Hardy. Vickie says that she is not going to make it a championship match. Edge says that it would be stupid to make it a title match.

Match Number One: Michelle McCool and Maryse versus Eve Torres and Maria
Michelle and Maria start things off and Michelle with a hammer lock and then she throws Maria to the mat and kicks her. Michelle with a kick to Maria and then she connects with a European uppercut. Maria with a clothesline and Maria tries for the leg but Michelle avoids it. Maryse attacks Maria and then Michelle takes over and she throws Maria to the floor. Maryse attacks Maria on the floor. Michelle kicks Maria and then she connects with another European uppercut. Michelle puts Maria on the top rope and then she hits a drop kick for a near fall. Michelle with a side Russian leg sweep and a near fall. Maryse tags in and Maryse drives Maria face first into the mat for a near fall. Maryse rubs Maria’s face in the mat. Maria kicks Maryse in the head and Eve tags in and she drop kicks Maryse followed by a kick and suplex and floatover for a near fall. Eve with knees to the midsection and Eve punches Maryse in the corner but Michelle kicks Eve while the referee was out of position. Maryse knocks Maria off the apron and then she gets the three count on Eve.
Winners: Maryse and Michelle McCool

We go to commercial.

We are back with the Smack of the Night: Miz and Morrison winning the Bella on a Pole but without the Pole Match.

It is time to look at the Valentine’s Day date with Miz, Morrison and the Bellas. Miz makes a toast. They complain about the service and the Bellas are a bit embarrassed. They yell at the waiter and the Bellas try to calm them down. We see the waiter and they look like Primo and Carlito. They try to figure out what to do. We see the waiters give them pies to the face, but Miz and Morrison move and they hit the Bellas.

We see footage of Shelton Benjamin attacking MVP during his match with Chavo last week on Smackdown.

Match Number Two Shelton Benjamin and Chavo Guerrero versus Montel Vontavious Porter and R Truth
Chavo attacks Truth and Shelton joins in. MVP comes out to make the save for his tag team partner.

We go to commercial.

We are back and MVP with a back elbow but Benjamin with a kick. MVP with an overhead throw for a near fall. MVP punches Benjamin but Benjamin runs MVP into his corner and Chavo is tagged in. Chavo punches MVP but MVP with a back body drop and then he drops Chavo face first into the mat. MVP with a facebuster and then it is time for the Ballin’ Elbow but Benjamin breaks up the cover. MVP knocks Benjamin off the apron and then MVP tries for the running boot into the corner but Benjamin pulls Chavo out of the way. Benjamin tags back in and he punches MVP in the head. Benjamin with a reverse chin lock and an Exploder suplex for a near fall. Chavo tags in and he kicks MVP and hits European uppercuts for a near fall. Chavo hits the Three Amigos and then Chavo wants to go up top but Benjamin makes the tag. Chavo attacks Benjamin from behind and Chavo hits the frog splash on his tag team partner. Chavo leaves the ring and MVP hits the Drive-By for the three count.
Winner: MVP

After the match, Chavo signals that he wants the title from Shelton.

We go to commercial.

Jim Ross is in the room with two chairs and he tells us that he will be talking to Triple H, but first a look back at the IED Machine and what led to Monday’s RKO on Stephanie McMahon.

Triple H has joined Jim Ross and he is asked about his thoughts. Hunter tells Jim Ross that Randy Orton has walked a fine line for a long time. Last week on Raw, Randy put his hands... Hunter says that a lot of people might not like his father in law, a sixty-three year old man. Randy hid behind lawyers. He did the same thing to his brother in law Shane, and then he put his hands on his wife. Hunter tells Orton that he crossed the line and it is one he cannot come back from. He says that Stephanie is the mother of his children. Hunter gets up and leaves the interview.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Three: Umaga versus Scotty Goldman
Umaga punches Goldman before the bell and then Umaga with the uranage and then Umaga with an Irish whip but Umaga misses a charge. Goldman comes off the turnbuckle and Umaga hits a super kick. Umaga pulls Goldman into the corner and then Umaga with the running butt splash and then Umaga finishes off Goldman with a Samoan Spike with a little extra emphasis.
Winner: Umaga

It is time for a Wrestlemania 14 video package with Pete Rose getting tombstoned and Cold Stone winning the title.

Vickie Guerrero is walking in the back and we go to commercial.

We are back with the Smack of the Week: Bradshaw announcing he will beat the Undertaker... or will Shawn Michaels do it?

It is time for Vickie Guerrero to make her major announcement. Vickie excuse me's and she says that she has something important to say. Vickie says that she does not know who Shawn Michaels and John Bradshaw Layfield think they are. The both think they can break Undertaker’s streak. None of them are worthy of taking that challenge. Vickie points out that the Undertaker is on her show. If anyone takes that challenge, it is the man who is undefeated in singles competition. She brings out Vladimir Kozlov.

Vickie says that to prove that he is worthy of that challenge, Kozlov will face the Undertaker on Smackdown before he beats Taker at Mania. Kozlov addresses Bradshaw and Michaels in Russian and then he points out that he is undefeated and he will destroy one of them and then he will take care of Taker on Smackdown and Mania.

We go to commercial, but before we do, Gail Kim has a video package.

Jim Ross mentions that Triple H will be on Raw and he will confront Randy Orton. Jim Ross talks about the tension, anger, and rage that he felt when he interviewed Triple H.

Match Number Four: Edge versus Jeff Hardy in a Non Title Match
Hardy with arm drags to Edge and it frustrates Edge. Edge with a punch to Hardy and an Irish whip but Hardy with an arm drag into an arm bar. Hardy drops Edge face first into the mat when Edge tries to float over. Hardy with another arm drag into an arm bar. Edge punches Hardy. Edge is sent to the apron and then Hardy knocks Edge off with a baseball slide. Hardy walks to the floor and he sends Edge into the ringside barrier. They return to the ring but Edge kicks Hardy in the chest and then hits a hangman’s neck breaker as we go to commercial.

We are back and Edge kicks Jeff Hardy. Edge chokes Hardy in the ropes and then he hits a splash into Hardy’s back while he is in the ropes. Edge with a cravate on Hardy but Hardy gets to his feet and he punches Edge. Edge pulls Hardy down by the hair when he appears to try for a Whisper in the Wind. Edge with a deliberate neck breaker for a near fall. Edge waits for Hardy to get up and he drops a knee into Hardy’s upper back. Hardy gets out of the hold and then Hardy tries for a cross body but Edge moves out of the way and Hardy goes to the floor. Hardy returns to the ring and Edge kicks Hardy. Edge with an elbow drop and a near fall. Edge goes to the turnbuckles but Hardy knocks Edge to the floor and then Hardy hits a pescado. Hardy with a sunset flip and Edge holds on to the ropes but Hardy gets a near fall. Hardy and Edge with double clotheslines and both are down. Edge tries to use the ropes but the referee sees it. While Edge argues with the referee, Hardy gets a rollup for a two count. Hardy with Whisper in the Wind for a two count. Hardy with a clothesline followed by a flying clothesline. Hardy with a reverse atomic drop followed by a leg drop and drop kick for a near fall. Edge with a big boot to Hardy but Hardy drops Edge on the top rope and Hardy with a slingshot leg drop for a two count. Jeff sets for the Twist of Fate but Edge with the Breakdown and Edge gets a two count. Edge gets to his feet and he waits for Jeff to get up. Hardy counters with an inside cradle, but Edge kicks out at two. Hardy with a Twist of Fate and then he hits the Swanton.

From out of nowhere, Matt Hardy enters the ring and he hits a Twist of Fate on Jeff. The referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Edge by disqualification

After the match, Matt takes a mic and he re-enters the ring. He tells Jeff that you can’t get rid of the black cloud over his head. Matt says that he will give Jeff an opportunity to turn his luck around. Next week, they will meet one-on-one.

While Jeff looks at Matt on the ramp, Edge hits Jeff with a spear.

End of show...

Shawn Michaels: Hearbreak and Triumph (Documentary

Part 1,2, and 3:

I used to love watching wrestling.....stopped watching after they fused WCW/WWE.


OMG who remembers the Papa Shango/Ultimate Warrior fued? Epic. Funniest feud ever.









Youtube's good for reminiscing about the good days. Papa Shango was one of the best characters, along with Undertaker ( he used to have a really good intro with Paul Bearer.....hated when he turned into that biker) Goldust, Doink, the old Sting ( didn't like the Crow Sting that much), Hulkster.....so many more.

Who used to like the Oddities, when ICP used to come out there? That was pretty random. lol