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A Man Returns Home A Day Early From A Business Trip It's aftermidnight.
While enroute home he asks the cabby if he wouldbe a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, 'don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!' Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do? The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his behind with that blanket before he catches cold.'  | |
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Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
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  'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
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I'd shoot them both.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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 Happy Friday Funkhoney!!I'm firmly planted in denial |
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noimageatall said:
I was waiting what pictures you'd post this time .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Happy Friday, Funk. | |
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Serious said: I was waiting what pictures you'd post this time
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noimageatall said: Serious said: I was waiting what pictures you'd post this time
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