Unfortunately, she's got a big rock on her finger and I don't like people.

Let's hook up and not like people together.

It's still flattering.

I think every man over 30 in Minneapolis is married. I have been keeping my eyes open more than usual recently and every man I look at has a ring on his finger.

big rock?? like crack rock?? yeah, those girls are bad news...

Vendetta1 said:

You crack me up Ace.


When do I get to see what you look like?

CarrieMpls said:

Doesn't Prince still spend time there?

Ace said:

roodboi said:

What did Kathy Griffin call Whitney Houston? "Cracky"?

You get pretty antsy when mating season approaches, I see. We gotta get you a wife.

hokie said:

Thanks!


They keep me off the street as a public service.

CarrieMpls said:

Ace said:

Nonsense.

I bet I walked past you in Toronto and didn't even know it.






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That was you wasn't it?!
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hokie said:

I bet you did!

I'm convinced he secretly stalked me while I was there. (He told me everywhere to go!) Even though he said he was (conveniently) out of town.

CarrieMpls said:

He's hot Jill. Don't let him tell you otherwise.

Vendetta1 said:

I want to see!!!!!

hokie said:

Why?

ArielB said:

Because I want to make him my second bitch...I mean boyfriend.

hokie said:

Then we can have a foursome with Ivy - My girlfriend.

ArielB said:

Dude, I understand. Wives love me... Just, you know, other dudes' wives.

Lammastide said:

Nah. Actually, aside from looking at some absolutely depraved porn on the Internets the other day, I'm not even that obsessed with doing dirty, dirty things to women anymore. I mean, don't get me wrong - I wouldn't throw a tight, little hiney out of bed for eating crackers. But it'd have to be attached to a girl who showed up, peeled (leave the stockings on ) and spread.

She would also have to like repulsive men and no-strings-attached filthy, filthy sex!

And I legitimately no longer have any interest in marriage. I don't believe in it. Don't even want a girlfriend.

hokie said:

I am not nearly that attractive.

CarrieMpls said:

hokie said:

Vendetta1 said:

If by "hot" you mean "used to be average-looking", then yes, yes, I am muy caliente!

Ace said:

We gotta get you some adult supervision while we're at it.

Ace said:

I don't care if you look like you've been beat with a bag a nickels. You are incredibly hot to me.

And I saw the picture. you were not average looking.

Ace said:

Bone her!!!