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PrintableCarrieMpls said: pardonme4livin said: Guys will enjoy this one....:
To girl: "I'll bet you can't touch your elbows behind your back" Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that pick-up line. More like a get-smacked-upside-the-head line. 
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mdiver said: StillGotIt said: My favorite most annoying one.....
Is that a hairweave? Like my hair is too beautiful to be real....seriously...dumb fucks have asked me this question and then ask if they can get my digits! [Edited 2/22/09 20:34pm] Maybe they meant your pubes  Well....it is soft and silky.....maybe next time I'll shave my pits..... Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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pardonme4livin said: "Are your legs tired...'cause you've been running through mind ALL day"
*gagging* seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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prb said: pardonme4livin said: "Are your legs tired...'cause you've been running through mind ALL day"
*gagging* You would suck his knob after that? | |
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pardonme4livin said: Guys will enjoy this one....:
To girl: "I'll bet you can't touch your elbows behind your back" I bet girls demonstrated a lot  Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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Nice shoes... want to fuck? | |
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"You've got some really beautiful legs.  What time do they open?"  
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728huey said: "You've got some really beautiful legs.
What time do they open?"
   With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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