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Printableit was... 'i noticed you when i went by just now...you know you have some small lips..i bet you're not good at giving head... 
and no...it didn't work...
true!! look at the new angelina jolie thread...  'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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"No one will find out, just fuck me!"
Errrrr how about NO Sooooo glad i didn't  | |
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Some young kid working at a gas station the other day asked me how I was doing. I said fine, then he said, "'cause, you know, maybe we could date."
Huh? Who says that? The Normal Whores Club | |
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The latest was “Is there any chance in the world AT ALL that you’re actually single?”
I smiled and said “no” (more out of habit than anything ).
He persisted as I walked away: “Not even for the night?” ~me shaking me head, laughing~ “Or the day?” ~about 20 feet away now as I kept walking~ “Damn!”  |
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peb319 said: it was... 'i noticed you when i went by just now...you know you have some small lips..i bet you're not good at giving head...
and no...it didn't work...
true!! look at the new angelina jolie thread...   With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: peb319 said: it was... 'i noticed you when i went by just now...you know you have some small lips..i bet you're not good at giving head...
and no...it didn't work...
true!! look at the new angelina jolie thread... he was really...surprised(?) it didn't work... and i just talked about it in the 'why is angie so gorgeous' thread... cuz it was a comment about lips and if guys believe full thick lips give the best...head
makin it gorgeous,not beautiful..  [Edited 2/20/09 11:26am] 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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I actually heard some douche using this on a chick at a party in L.A.:
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you look like you wanna kiss me."  |
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Ace said: I actually heard some douche using this on a chick at a party in L.A.:
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you look like you wanna kiss me." shit that's great | |
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"Are those spacepants?"
"Huh?" "'Cause your ass is out of this world!" |
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"Are your pants mirrored?"
"Huh?" "Then why do I see myself in them?!" |
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"Want to play war? You lie down and play dead and I'll blow the hell out of you."
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husband and wife in bed. Husband hands wife some panadol and water. Wife says, but i dont have a headache. Husband makes his move. it was a tv ad i think seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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FunkMistress said: Some young kid working at a gas station the other day asked me how I was doing. I said fine, then he said, "'cause, you know, maybe we could date."
Huh? Who says that?  | |
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Some black guys in the village asking me if they could pick a flower off of my flowered Betsey Johnson dress....Then saying..that's the kinda Pussy that makes ya wanna SCREAMMM>>>>> In Minneapolis asking if they could Pay My Rent.... How about this one...Ever have ya Pussy slapped whilst waiting at Pizza Luce... On a Ny subway...2 thug guys talking to themselves asking ???? What would she do if we Raped her. I get stupid shit all the time... Another Notable one...I was wearing thigh highs with Zippers...some 10 year olds go how much???? I felt like I was in UTCM...I got Porsche, Cable....How Bout It Baby....??? | |
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MRGee said: Some black guys in the village asking me if they could pick a flower off of my flowered Betsey Johnson dress....Then saying..that's the kinda Pussy that makes ya wanna SCREAMMM>>>>> In Minneapolis asking if they could Pay My Rent.... How about this one...Ever have ya Pussy slapped whilst waiting at Pizza Luce... On a Ny subway...2 thug guys talking to themselves asking ???? What would she do if we Raped her. I get stupid shit all the time... Another Notable one...I was wearing thigh highs with Zippers...some 10 year olds go how much???? I felt like I was in UTCM...I got Porsche, Cable....How Bout It Baby....???
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In high school, this one dude was trying to get me to fuck him. First he tells me that he's in the Army and he's passed his AIDS test. I guess he thought that would sweeten the pot. And then he starts talkng about how much his girlfriend likes his fucking style, talking about "I slammed that twat so hard she called me Mr Slam Twat."
 My friends and I just busted out laughing and he stormed off. And every time we saw him from that point on we would say "Hey, Mr Slam Twat!" What a dumb ass!Shake it til ya make it | |
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ThreadBare said: FunkMistress said: Some young kid working at a gas station the other day asked me how I was doing. I said fine, then he said, "'cause, you know, maybe we could date."
Huh? Who says that? OMG, I saw him again today when I went in to get an iced coffee. He called me "Jitterbug." The Normal Whores Club | |
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JuliePurplehead said: In high school, this one dude was trying to get me to fuck him. First he tells me that he's in the Army and he's passed his AIDS test. I guess he thought that would sweeten the pot. And then he starts talkng about how much his girlfriend likes his fucking style, talking about "I slammed that twat so hard she called me Mr Slam Twat."
My friends and I just busted out laughing and he stormed off. And every time we saw him from that point on we would say "Hey, Mr Slam Twat!" What a dumb ass!
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FunkMistress said: ThreadBare said: OMG, I saw him again today when I went in to get an iced coffee. He called me "Jitterbug."
And yet, his lines are infinitely smoother than mine. | |
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My favorite most annoying one.....
Is that a hairweave? Like my hair is too beautiful to be real....seriously...dumb fucks have asked me this question and then ask if they can get my digits! [Edited 2/22/09 20:34pm] Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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i dont really have lines...i figure if most men lie to have sex- an honest man [ honest to a fault, even] has to appear like a rare specimen to any jaded woman...
but i do have a test i've done to multiple women to see how "eager" they were: if a girl seems to be "following my lead" willingly, i go... "did you know there a spot on every woman's back where she cant feel anything? like if i touch it you wont feel it?" they say "no", and i reach to where she cant see, of course i touch nothing but insist that its true, and argue it with her until just before it gets corny yes, its the stupidest thing in the world, i know but if she laughs her ass off like "boy you so crazy!" i know everything i need to know from there on out... 
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SirPsycho said: i dont really have lines...i figure if most men lie to have sex- an honest man [ honest to a fault, even] has to appear like a rare specimen to any jaded woman...
but i do have a test i've done to multiple women to see how "eager" they were: if a girl seems to be "following my lead" willingly, i go... "did you know there a spot on every woman's back where she cant feel anything? like if i touch it you wont feel it?" they say "no", and i reach to where she cant see, of course i touch nothing but insist that its true, and argue it with her until just before it gets corny yes, its the stupidest thing in the world, i know but if she laughs her ass off like "boy you so crazy!" i know everything i need to know from there on out...
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ThreadBare said: SirPsycho said: i dont really have lines...i figure if most men lie to have sex- an honest man [ honest to a fault, even] has to appear like a rare specimen to any jaded woman...
but i do have a test i've done to multiple women to see how "eager" they were: if a girl seems to be "following my lead" willingly, i go... "did you know there a spot on every woman's back where she cant feel anything? like if i touch it you wont feel it?" they say "no", and i reach to where she cant see, of course i touch nothing but insist that its true, and argue it with her until just before it gets corny yes, its the stupidest thing in the world, i know but if she laughs her ass off like "boy you so crazy!" i know everything i need to know from there on out...
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ThreadBare said: SirPsycho said: i dont really have lines...i figure if most men lie to have sex- an honest man [ honest to a fault, even] has to appear like a rare specimen to any jaded woman...
but i do have a test i've done to multiple women to see how "eager" they were: if a girl seems to be "following my lead" willingly, i go... "did you know there a spot on every woman's back where she cant feel anything? like if i touch it you wont feel it?" they say "no", and i reach to where she cant see, of course i touch nothing but insist that its true, and argue it with her until just before it gets corny yes, its the stupidest thing in the world, i know but if she laughs her ass off like "boy you so crazy!" i know everything i need to know from there on out...
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JuliePurplehead said: talking about "I slammed that twat so hard she called me Mr Slam Twat."
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StillGotIt said: My favorite most annoying one.....
Is that a hairweave? Like my hair is too beautiful to be real....seriously...dumb fucks have asked me this question and then ask if they can get my digits! [Edited 2/22/09 20:34pm] Maybe they meant your pubes | |
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"Are your legs tired...'cause you've been running through mind ALL day" | |
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Guys will enjoy this one....:
To girl: "I'll bet you can't touch your elbows behind your back" | |
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pardonme4livin said: Guys will enjoy this one....:
To girl: "I'll bet you can't touch your elbows behind your back" Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that pick-up line. More like a get-smacked-upside-the-head line. |
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