Stuff usually sails right past me, at the time. Case in point:

I was recruiting for my employer at a job fair in Orlando, a few years ago.

As I stood in front of the booth, this beautiful sista walked up to me and said:

"Hi. I don't want to work for your company. I just want to introduce myself..."
Not, getting the hint and wanting to be diligent, I soldiered on: "Oh, but the company's full of opportunities. You should really consider applying for a job with it. Where are you based now?"
She shifted from one foot to another and said, "My boyfriend and I live in Boston..."

After we chatted some more, she walked away.

I turned to my buddy who was working the booth with me and said: "That's the weirdest thing. She's not interested in working at our company. She said she just wanted to meet me. But she obviously isn't interested in a relationship because she's got a man back in Boston. Why else would she have come up to me like that??? I mean, we're at a luxury resort in Orlando for a week and...

Ohhh. Oh, I get it now..."

ArielB said:

seriously, how did hokie end up with u

prb said:

She hit on me. Thankfully.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

That is unbelievably horrible!!! ...And yet I totally believe it.

I really wonder on whom that sort of thing would work -- and what in the heck happened to those particular girls to make that filth acceptable?

ArielB said:

omg- i laughed so hard at that my workmate had to check it out

ArielB said:

go jill

ZombieKitten said:

ThreadBare said:

...atleast you were doing your job though

thekidsgirl said:

Yeah, my buddy was like.
Hey, I had a girlfriend at the time. And, I could never be someone's side item, regardless.

Men with pick up lines such a turn off

Taylor came home from school yesterday and said one of the boys came up to her friend and said can I hide my snake in ur garage

violator said:

ok that's funny

ocean said:

prb said:

Her friend didn't get ...obviously Tay did because she couldn't stop laughing

ocean said:

hang on, how old is she?

prb said:

Nearly 14

ocean said:

wow - thats gone quick

ocean said:

I'm a guy, so there's pretty much no such thing as a bad line as far as I'm concerned. A memorable approach:

I was watching a band in a bar and an older woman came up and started chatting to me. Asked me if I knew who Chuck E. Weiss was (can't remember if this was her opening gambit). Long story, short: within minutes she grabbed my salami!

prb said:

I know

Ace said:

Straight to the point

Guy: you dropped somethin'
Girl: what?
Guy: our conversation

ocean said:

Should've been hide my snake in your bush or park my Mini (or in my case stretch limo ) in your garage!

ocean said:

Used on Me: Woman:Are U gay? Me: No! Woman: Come back 2 my place & prove it!

Used by my friends on poor unsuspecting Women: I'd like to intrduce my.....cock to your mouth.

That's a nice necklace! I like having nice things around my neck. Like your legs.

Amaxx said:

Such style and class

ocean said:

Yes! Actually they weren't friends they were workmates! Ahhhh the north westr sunurbs of Melbourne churn out some Gems!

Amaxx said:

By friends/workmates ..u mean u don't u

ocean said: