But they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married,
so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
'Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love
and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.'

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,
Mr. Smith replies, 'Well Bruce, you are only 10.
Where will you two live?'

Without even taking a moment to think about it,
Bruce replies, 'In Jenny's room.
It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.'

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
'Okay then how will you live?
You're not old enough to get a job.
You'll need to support Jenny.'

Again, Bruce instantly replies,
'Our allowance. Jenny gets five bucks a week and I get 10 bucks a week.
That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.'

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.
'Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.
I just have one more question.
What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?'

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Well, we've been lucky so far.'

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little sh*t is adorable.

Wooooow!

no shit... did you see that other story?


happiest of fridays funky wunky!!

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[Edited 2/13/09 13:29pm]

FUNK! happy friday love!

i was actually looking for your thread today and was wondering "where's funk's friday joke thread?? "

This one's cute .

That joke is ripped from today's headlines!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/s...233878.ece

BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.

The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.

“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”

Alfie's story, broken exclusively by The Sun today has sparked a huge political storm with Tory leader David Cameron saying: "When I saw these pictures this morning, I just thought how worrying that in Britain today children are having children.

"I hope that somehow these children grow up into responsible parents but the truth is parenthood is just not something they should be thinking about right now."

Secret

PM Gordon Brown refused to comment directly on the story but said it was important that the Government did all it could to prevent teenage pregnancies.

Alfie’s dad Dennis yesterday told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.

He wanted to be the first to hold Maisie after the hospital birth. He tenderly kisses the baby and gives her a bottle.

And Dennis, 45, said: “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”

Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.

They found out about the baby when Chantelle was 12 weeks pregnant.

But they kept it a secret until six weeks later when Chantelle’s mum Penny, 38, became suspicious about her weight gain and confronted her.

emm said:

http://prince.org/msg/100/297733

Ahhh...innocence lost.



They can go to the library and read before & after books on the same bookshelf...

RodeoSchro said:

No. I got that joke a couple mths ago in email.

hope you had a happy weekend pill