thekidsgirl said:

Hey, if you find them attractive without all the bells and whistles then it's all good, right? Au naturel, two bodies, two people wanting each other, let's not make things complicated, if it's on it's on. The world can wait, so those little trifling things definitely can too.

Fauxie said:

The good ones are all married.

Fauxie said:

now thats what I like to hear!

Fauxie said:

Fauxie said:

If it means less stinky breath, armpits, ass and cooch, put me down for complicated!

Ace said:

JustErin said:

Sticky Gooey Man Jizz!!!

Genesia said:

KA-KAW!!!

FunkMistress said:

Ok Seriously, have you ever smelled cum after about 2 minutes.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me your man don't go back up in there in the morning.

That is nas-tay.

johnart said:

Honey, my "man" is long gone about 5 minutes after he gets off.

Ace said:

You clearly know how to pick 'em.

johnart said:

I have been called a skank by a certain orger for complaining about that once

JustErin said:

Well, then that's a lil different.

ZombieKitten said:

Whaaaaat???

Called you a skank cuz your husband made a deposit you saved till morning or because you had issue with it like me?

johnart said:

johnart said:

I'll just shervish you from over here.
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johnart said:

O. M. G! the org is out of control tonight, I can't stop laughing!

Genesia said:

I don't like the smell of come after .5 attoseconds.

But I've never noticed an issue with it funking up any orifices.

JustErin said:

jizz is about 45% bleach anyway

roodboi said:

You lie.

Then why doesn't it instantly clean my clothes when it lands on them?
[Edited 2/17/09 20:17pm]

JustErin said:

because the other 55% is sea monkeys or some shit and they stain....

I don't need to wash my underwear. I just wear it after the nightly deposit and it's always spring-time fresh.

JustErin said:

It doesn't work instantly. You have to repeat and do it often over time. See your sparkling white teeth.

Genesia said:

WTF is this an ad???

Now in new Baby Junk Fresh and Jizz Breeze.

Genesia said:

I wear underwear that I wore all day to bed. I wash in the morning.

I had no idea I was so gross.

JustErin said:

Serious question tho...doesn't any of it ooze out during the night?

Cuz then that would take me to the issue of bed linens.

JustErin said:

You're not gross. Different folk just have different habits.

I shower morning and night usually.
I might have been all day in the studio without sweating and still have to shower at night. Just habit.

But that's not to say I don't just pass out on occasion.

johnart said:

It's not that often that I actually fill up the tank. I usually get the cake elsewhere. But if I do, I always pee after and wipe and that takes care of any leakage issues. My post baby loose cooch seems to be able to keep that shit all up inside I guess.

I also can't fall asleep without some kind of bottoms on.
[Edited 2/17/09 20:36pm]

johnart said:

I shower morning and night as well. But I shower before sex, not after sex. Then again in the morning.

JustErin said:

pretty much every line in that quote is a classic...