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PrintableJustErin said: Genesia said: I don't wash it out, technically. I just get vertical for awhile (so it removes itself) and then get busy with a washcloth. Or get in the shower and rinse the undercarriage. That makes sense. I must be a dirty skank then. I just go to bed and shower in the morning.  Me too, usually. The Normal Whores Club | |
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Genesia said: You have to wash the trouser gravy out of the lady hamper.
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JustErin said: Genesia said: You have to wash the trouser gravy out of the lady hamper. Otherwise you can wake up all itchy and whatnot.
 How do you wash jizz out? Very carefully? That joke never gets old for me.  | |
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FunkMistress said: JustErin said: That makes sense. I must be a dirty skank then. I just go to bed and shower in the morning. Me too, usually. Well...I have a reason for getting cleaned up pretty quickly. My partner takes medication for a chronic condition...and it's the kind of thing that can cause a yeast infection in me if I'm not careful. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: FunkMistress said: Me too, usually. Well...I have a reason for getting cleaned up pretty quickly. My partner takes medication for a chronic condition...and it's the kind of thing that can cause a yeast infection in me if I'm not careful. Ugh, ya. I'd do the same then. No one wants one of those. Or maybe some do? I bet there is a yeast infection fetish out there.  | |
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JustErin said: Genesia said: Well...I have a reason for getting cleaned up pretty quickly. My partner takes medication for a chronic condition...and it's the kind of thing that can cause a yeast infection in me if I'm not careful. Ugh, ya. I'd do the same then. No one wants one of those. Or maybe some do? I bet there is a yeast infection fetish out there. www.cottagecheeselovers.com The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: JustErin said: Ugh, ya. I'd do the same then. No one wants one of those. Or maybe some do? I bet there is a yeast infection fetish out there. www.cottagecheeselovers.com NOOOOO!!!!! | |
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JustErin said: Genesia said: Well...I have a reason for getting cleaned up pretty quickly. My partner takes medication for a chronic condition...and it's the kind of thing that can cause a yeast infection in me if I'm not careful. Ugh, ya. I'd do the same then. No one wants one of those. Or maybe some do? I bet there is a yeast infection fetish out there. Gives a whole new meaning to "creampie." The Normal Whores Club | |
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JustErin said: Genesia said: Well...I have a reason for getting cleaned up pretty quickly. My partner takes medication for a chronic condition...and it's the kind of thing that can cause a yeast infection in me if I'm not careful. Ugh, ya. I'd do the same then. No one wants one of those. Or maybe some do? I bet there is a yeast infection fetish out there. I guess for them, yeast really does make it rise!!! The Normal Whores Club | |
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sextonseven said: JustErin said: No I meant, wash what out of it? Like ketchup? Is your man sticking french fries in there? I'd prefer tube steak! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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JustErin said: sextonseven said: Is your man sticking french fries in there? No!
I'm just trying to figure out what needs to be washed out so furiously. | |
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Amazing, simply amazing. | |
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FunkMistress said: Genesia said: I don't wash it out, technically. I just get vertical for awhile (so it removes itself) and then get busy with a washcloth. Or get in the shower and rinse the undercarriage. God, you are coming up with the unsexiest posts today...all UTIs and dry vag and washing out the undercarriage. ! ! ! !If you will, so will I | |
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This whole shit is verging on classic. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: JustErin said: Ugh, ya. I'd do the same then. No one wants one of those. Or maybe some do? I bet there is a yeast infection fetish out there. Gives a whole new meaning to "creampie."
P.S. I ain't clickin' on that fuckin' link!  | |
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FunkMistress said: JustErin said: Ugh, ya. I'd do the same then. No one wants one of those. Or maybe some do? I bet there is a yeast infection fetish out there. Gives a whole new meaning to "creampie." So fuckin gross | |
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FunkMistress said: Genesia said: I don't wash it out, technically. I just get vertical for awhile (so it removes itself) and then get busy with a washcloth. Or get in the shower and rinse the undercarriage. God, you are coming up with the unsexiest posts today...all UTIs and dry vag and washing out the undercarriage. I don't know...I thought the part about the trouser gravy and lady hamper was pretty sexy... [Edited 2/17/09 19:08pm] We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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thekidsgirl said: This thread is pure comedy!
  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Genesia said: FunkMistress said: God, you are coming up with the unsexiest posts today...all UTIs and dry vag and washing out the undercarriage. I don't know...I thought the part about the trouser gravy and lady hamper was pretty sexy...
Sexy no, funny yes. The Normal Whores Club | |
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OMG, everytime I read FunkMistress' post, I can't stop laughing !!If you will, so will I | |
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FunkMistress said: Genesia said: I don't know...I thought the part about the trouser gravy and lady hamper was pretty sexy...
Sexy no, funny yes. What can I say? Getting old ain't for sissies. If ya don't laugh, you'll cry. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: FunkMistress said: God, you are coming up with the unsexiest posts today...all UTIs and dry vag and washing out the undercarriage. I don't know...I thought the part about the trouser gravy and lady hamper was pretty sexy...
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I like first thing, hair messed up, not presentable, unshowered sex, so it's fine. If we're showered and presentable and everything then cool too, of course. Whatever. I'd definitely lean towards spontaneity over stopping to do that stuff. | |
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Vendetta1 said: Genesia said: I don't know...I thought the part about the trouser gravy and lady hamper was pretty sexy...
I love you to bits. If Sweetie read this thread, he'd have me committed. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Fauxie said: I like first thing, hair messed up, not presentable, unshowered sex, so it's fine. If we're showered and presentable and everything then cool too, of course. Whatever.
I'd definitely lean towards spontaneity over stopping to do that stuff. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Genesia said: Vendetta1 said:
I love you to bits. If Sweetie read this thread, he'd have me committed. | |
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Vendetta1 said: Genesia said: If Sweetie read this thread, he'd have me committed. So...when did you acquire this death wish? We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: Vendetta1 said: Next time I see him, I'll be sure to bring it up.
So...when did you acquire this death wish?  | |
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Fauxie said: I like first thing, hair messed up, not presentable, unshowered sex, so it's fine. If we're showered and presentable and everything then cool too, of course. Whatever.
I'd definitely lean towards spontaneity over stopping to do that stuff. If you will, so will I | |
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