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Ways to turn men down WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.  | |
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i've been lookin for some DROP LINES... Oh yeah ladies... WE NEED THEM TOO!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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| The Stankness. "That...magic, the start of something revolutionary-the Minneapolis Sound, we should cherish it and not punish prince for not being able to replicate it."-Dreamshaman32 | |
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| excellent!!! you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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 Thanks i needed a good laugh | |
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If you really want to steer a guy away just keep scratching your crotch the whole time you're talking. | |
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My new friend, this is pretty funny !
This is Barbara aka FloridaNPG319 on AOL, just so U know... Talk 2 U soon...Love God, Love Life, Lovesexy...Peace & I Wish U Heaven...Lovesxy1958 | |
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live4lovesexy said: WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. VERY FUNNY! i can use some of these! the only thing i've concluded about using humour in brushing someone off is, sometimes it prods them on. they think your flirting with them, and they keep on pursuing the conversation. so i decided u need to use body language as well, a stern face, and then xcuse yourself & leave if at all possible... May the BELLS ring 4 U even when ur not in love.   | |
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HE: Do you have a match?
SHE: Yeah,your face and my shoes | |
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He: What's your name?
She: 45 Automatic. Loaded. | |
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Can we dance?
I have gas you sure you want to smell it. I'm BAD's FIRST BORN Baby Girl
The BITCH of the NORTH the   | |
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purplechild25 said: Can we dance?
I have gas you sure you want to smell it. that's just wrong on all kinds of levels I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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Occh! some of thoz lines Hurt. feel like u been kick'd in the Hunnh!!! Peace ... & Stay Funky ...
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moderatorshe: WOULD IT KILL YOU TO GIVE ME YO NUMBER???
he: SUICIDE MIGHT BE A WAY OUT OF IT I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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DAYMN what a BIATCH | |
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00769BAD said: purplechild25 said: Can we dance?
I have gas you sure you want to smell it. that's just wrong on all kinds of levels Ain't that the whole point. I'm BAD's FIRST BORN Baby Girl
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Very Funny!
One of the best things I've ever heard though is one of my friends go over to identical twins and say: "You're triplets, aren't you?" they replied: "No there's only the two of us" and my friend said: "that's strange, 'cos you both look the spitting image of my ASS!" Cruel but funny. | |
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