Ladies & Gents...

if u woke up in the Morning & u found u were the Opposite Sex 4 a Day. what would u do???


4 xample: u'r a Man & u woke up & u found out u were a WoMan...


& no u weren't High either

I would masturbate and rub my nipples a lot.

Id go fuck all the straight men I lust after

Much love Pochacco

Like I always say, I'd get a blowjob as soon as possible.

Cool idea! I'd wanna go have sex, obviously!

well first i would scream my muthafuckin' head off, then i would go & find a lesbian & have an all day fuck fest!!!

Knowing my luck, I'd probably wake up and be on my period...

wellbeyond said:

That would be funny... You would never want to be a woman again!!!

I'd definately masterbate.

Some men tend to think their orgasms exceed the intensity of the female orgasm...then I would know for sure!

Oh, I forgot, I'd love to pee standing up, in front of a toilet!

I'd put on a pair of pants and know what it feels like to have stuff in the way down there!






[This message was edited Fri Dec 6 8:31:45 PST 2002 by LaVisHh]

CarrieLee said:

I'd do that, have sex, and also pee outside standing up. I'd go to the gym and shower in the men's locker room. To make a long story short, I'd probably get arrested.

Montreal02 said:

I can see it now...

"WB, what did you do during your 24 hours as a woman??"

"I woke up with horrendous cramps and bleeding between my legs...didn't have any tampons in the house so I shoved a roll of paper towels between my thighs and waddled over to 7-11 to buy some...didn't know what size I would wear so I bought 19 different types of "feminine protection"...as well as two cases of Midol and 47 candy bars...for some weird reason I was craving chocolate all day...then went back home, and freaked out at actually inserting the thing inside my body...ripped the sheets off my bed, curled up in the fetal position on the floor eatin' my candy bars while cursing all men alive and crying about looking so fat and bloated.."

wellbeyond said:

ROFL!!! :LOL:

wellbeyond said:

That's about it.

Good one WellBeyond.

ROFLMAO!!!

wellbeyond said:

Ya know, you're really not too far off! I stay in bed rather than lying on the floor, it's too hard! I don't really curse men, but my boyfriend really has to put up with shit the week before. My mood goes from one extreme to the other, it's awful

wellbeyond said:

TrueLy InGenius... this sounds like somethin' that actually took place WellB...

wellbeyond said:

I see you have sisters!

pee while standing...scratch my crotch (still don't comprehend why guys do this all the time)...eat a whole shitload of McDonalds and not feel guilty...play touch football and "touch" all the guys asses...get a blow-job...go to the gym and check out the guys locker rooms...talk to some guy friends about 'the chicks' that like them and found out what they REALLY think...get another blow-job...try to find out why guys i know fuck up with the really great girls (ahem...me)...drink alot and then pass out hoping to wake up myself again...

I'd probably try to get all the pussy I could in a 24-hour period.


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spend the whole day playing with myself and getting others to play with me too

I think everyone would want to know what an Orgasm feels like as the opposite Sex. I would find 2 woman and have one give me Head while the other one I had Intercourse with.Then, I would have Sex with the other one. I would probably Jerk myself Off all Day and Smoke Cigars and drink Johnny Walker Blue and have an Orgy-Fest at my House.
[This message was edited Fri Dec 6 16:41:40 PST 2002 by Natasha]

LMAO @ WB...OOO that was Good!!! the whole thing...
(suggestion - get depo)


any way... fuck all day ~ fuck all night and and yeah probably get arrested somewhere in there...
hey its just like being a woman...

lillith said:[quote]pee while standing...scratch my crotch (still don't comprehend why guys do this all the time)quote]

Stick a couple of plums and a banana in your panties, walk around and find out!

adjustment.nothing more, nothing less.

I'd write my name in the snow

If i were a man, try to haave boys who would be my friends.
As a female I am condiered vicious and rude, all mean while I am just joking.

I would stick my penis in every damn thing I could... other people, various produce, goats. Wait, scratch the last part!

Looks like someone's going to see The Hot Chick when it hits theaters



I would:

• stand in a mirror bending slightly, swinging my balls back & forth (if they were the hanging kind) & laugh my head off
  
  
• jerk off
  
  
• get my car worked on & NOT get ganked for once
  
  
• wander around the Castro, get ferociously & anonymously sucked off by some guy
  
  
• hold my dick as I fell asleep

CalhounSq said:

Fucking brilliant!!

I would wank. I would wee outside, all day long. I'd try to piss in a bottle too. Then I'd go into a gay bar and try to get some gorgeous queen to suck me in the toilet cubicles. Then I'd repeat the latter in several other gay bars. By mid afternoon, I'd take a shower. I'd wank in it and then go on the hunt for women. I'd stop on a lay by and pee, because i can... I would find 3 horny and sexy women that would want to have group sex. A magnificent orgy would ensue, to bellydancing type music. I'd send them all home, and go out on the town in the evening. I'd have a fight and streak down the highstreet. I'd spend the remainder of the evening talking on the phone, admiring my deep voice and fondling my sack.

As a woman I'd go buy the sexiest outfits I could find,then
tempt a dumb guy to give me money and get me anything I
wanted without having to give it up.

I'd go to a big club where they let ladies in free.I'd go
on the dance floor and dance all by myself or with a group of girls and shoot down any guy who asked to dance with me.

I'd probably work in a strip club just for fun,and then I'd
get with some hot lipstick lesbians and get it on.

Therapy said:

LOLOL!!!