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PrintableSCNDLS said: My dogs use a puppy pad and I clean their face, paws, willies, and asses with puppy wipes after EVERY shit. 9/10 there's nothing back there. But even when there is I'd rather wipe OFF some poop off a lil dog than clean a shitty baby ANY damn day.
  I'm with ya on that.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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SCNDLS said: Teacher said: 
  I swear to GOD parents should receive combat pay for changing shitty diapers.  Especially when the parent is changing a boy baby's diaper, and they squirt pee on the parent who is changing them.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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SCNDLS said: Teacher said: You know something? My sister changed those diapers on her daughter no sweat, but picking up dog shit in a black bag makes her almost throw up. Go figure!  I don't get that either. At least dog shit is intact and usually hard. But baby shit in a diaper is all smushed and in all the crevices. Yeah, give me dog shit ANY day.  Me too.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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SCNDLS said: Teacher said:  Now wait and see, tomorrow morning some stalker Orger will start placing dog shit on your door step EVERY day!
They better tread lightly with that shit cuz Mama is packing heat!  I put a bag of dog shit on my neighbor's doorstep once, because someone had left it outside, and did not throw it away. My neighbor had a dog, so I assumed it was her dog. Besides, she has been known to let her dog poop and she does not even bother to pick it up. She also let her dog pee in the garden in front of the building (after my other neighbor had spent a considerable amount of time working on it). [Edited 2/10/09 14:29pm] RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Mach said: The pet bumms that live in this house stay clipper clean
I am not pulling stuck on shit off a hairy ass - sorry I don't blame you.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: SCNDLS said: My dogs use a puppy pad and I clean their face, paws, willies, and asses with puppy wipes after EVERY shit. 9/10 there's nothing back there. But even when there is I'd rather wipe OFF some poop off a lil dog than clean a shitty baby ANY damn day.
I'm with ya on that. We were foster parents once. Poor child was sick and I SWEAR stuff came out all orifices at ONCE! Poo,Puke,Snot... I didn't know if I should throw up first or which hole to wipe. Kids are no joke. | |
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SCNDLS said: When Marley was a puppy I kept him in the bathroom. One day I came home from work and that lil bugger had pulled down a whole brand new roll of toilet paper and ate some of it.
The entire bathroom was white with toilet paper. That was the funniest sight EVER. The lil fucker shit Charmin for two days which of course I had to pull outta his ass cuz it would get stuck.
[Edited 2/10/09 13:11pm] and Puppies are cute (except for when they eat toilet paper and you have to help them get rid of it).RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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johnart said: Our Basset Hound ate something stringy and the poop was not stuck on her fur, but HANGIN halfway out her ass.
I made my partner pull it out. Ick. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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applekisses said: johnart said: Our Basset Hound ate something stringy and the poop was not stuck on her fur, but HANGIN halfway out her ass.
I made my partner pull it out. That happened to my girl cat too, but it was some kind of stick or something -  although, I didn't have a partner to force into pulling it out!   RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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johnart said: applekisses said: That happened to my girl cat too, but it was some kind of stick or something - although, I didn't have a partner to force into pulling it out! There, there... 
If he wasn't home at the time I would've had no choice but to do it. You're lucky you have someone to help you out like that. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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johnart said: psychodelicide said: I'm with ya on that. We were foster parents once. Poor child was sick and I SWEAR stuff came out all orifices at ONCE! Poo,Puke,Snot... I didn't know if I should throw up first or which hole to wipe. Kids are no joke. That sounds like a horrible experience. Poor kid. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: johnart said: There, there...
If he wasn't home at the time I would've had no choice but to do it. You're lucky you have someone to help you out like that. I know it. | |
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johnart said: psychodelicide said: You're lucky you have someone to help you out like that. I know it. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Never have I had to wipe my dogs butt, thankgoodness! He's huge! But I am always vacumming dog hair off of everything!  | |
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psychodelicide said: SCNDLS said: When Marley was a puppy I kept him in the bathroom. One day I came home from work and that lil bugger had pulled down a whole brand new roll of toilet paper and ate some of it.
The entire bathroom was white with toilet paper. That was the funniest sight EVER. The lil fucker shit Charmin for two days which of course I had to pull outta his ass cuz it would get stuck.
[Edited 2/10/09 13:11pm] and Puppies are cute (except for when they eat toilet paper and you have to help them get rid of it).At least I know his colon was spic an' span! | |
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PaisleyPark5083 said: Never have I had to wipe my dogs butt, thankgoodness! He's huge! But I am always vacumming dog hair off of everything!
I hear ya about the dog hair everywhere. I have the same problem here. It seems that no matter how many times I vacuum, there's still cat hair left. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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SCNDLS said: psychodelicide said: and Puppies are cute (except for when they eat toilet paper and you have to help them get rid of it).At least I know his colon was spic an' span! True. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: SCNDLS said: I swear to GOD parents should receive combat pay for changing shitty diapers. Especially when the parent is changing a boy baby's diaper, and they squirt pee on the parent who is changing them. my own sons never once got me with that.. my nephews, however,did...all threee of them thank god not all at once..  'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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psychodelicide said: peb319 said: ummm...meow? 
i cannot tell a lie... the cat did it... most recent pic... Awww, your kitty is so cute. you know you knew that already... 
a time or two it would seem she ingested a hair.. a long hair... 
and i wouldn't know til the end..she comes crazy running out of the bathroom.part of the hair out part in, but in the poo so i would have have to hold her down and cut the hair with scissors.... you can't pull on it, it could cut her..i ain't going thru that... 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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Teacher said: SCNDLS said: I swear to GOD parents should receive combat pay for changing shitty diapers. You know something? My sister changed those diapers on her daughter no sweat, but picking up dog shit in a black bag makes her almost throw up. Go figure! One of my teacher's mother's had a job that involved dissecting sea animals, but she puked changing a diaper. | |
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Oh, and this is why my pet owner ship hasn't gone beyond the level of goldfish. | |
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hokie said: Yes it's happened. It's totally gross.
It's worse than having a kid.your own kid's poop is inoffensive, can't say the same for dogs
I hate trying to brush out dry poo from his tail even a bath sometimes won't get it off! | |
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psychodelicide said: My cat used the litterbox, and while he was defecating, a piece of poop got caught in the fur on his butt.
I had to use a kleenex to pull it off. He still has more poop stuck on his butt hair that I need to clean off. In case you're wondering, this is not the cat who swallowed a piece of rubber a few weeks back, and was real sick. This is my other cat. I swear, never a dull moment when you're a pet owner. Sometimes it's like having kids; there's always something going on. Yup,but it wasn't stuck to his fur,I'm not sure how,but occasionally he eats hair,and so when he poops,sometimes the poop doesn't drop,cause it's litterally hanging by a hair,Then I have to get the kleenex,and get rid of it. So far I have only had to do this 2-3 times,and I have had Bailey for 2 years now. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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Yep, they're called "clingers" and my cat has had a few. They always drop off right by her litterbox. My friend's cat drops his clingers in her bed. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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It happened once, my cat is a Maine Coon, so shes always shedding fur and trying to eat it along with leaves, seeds, pods and even thorns getting caught in her fur, shes a real scruff though but a lovely cat. She jumps on the edge of the bath and splashes her paws around which is real cute. I have to vacuum more often as shes is always trampling stuff in the house on her fur. So what are u going 2 do? R u just gonna sit there and watch? I'm not gonna stop until the war is over. Its gonna take a long time | |
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psychodelicide said: My cat used the litterbox, and while he was defecating, a piece of poop got caught in the fur on his butt.
I had to use a kleenex to pull it off. He still has more poop stuck on his butt hair that I need to clean off. In case you're wondering, this is not the cat who swallowed a piece of rubber a few weeks back, and was real sick. This is my other cat. I swear, never a dull moment when you're a pet owner. Sometimes it's like having kids; there's always something going on. Yeah shit happens |
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SCNDLS said: Teacher said: Now wait and see, tomorrow morning some stalker Orger will start placing dog shit on your door step EVERY day!
They better tread lightly with that shit cuz Mama is packing heat!
Was that intentional? | |
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SCNDLS said: When Marley was a puppy I kept him in the bathroom. One day I came home from work and that lil bugger had pulled down a whole brand new roll of toilet paper and ate some of it.
The entire bathroom was white with toilet paper. That was the funniest sight EVER. The lil fucker shit Charmin for two days which of course I had to pull outta his ass cuz it would get stuck.
[Edited 2/10/09 13:11pm] My oldest cat would at times (haven't for a long time now but he'll do it tomorrow now that I say it) attack the toilet paper roll and claw it up... while it was still on the holder on the wall  Then I'd come up in the middle of the night to have a pee and try to pull some paper off, and get nothing but frizzles Sitting there with a sleeping brain and the lights off trying to figure out wtf is going on, I swear... | |
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psychodelicide said: Teacher said: Happened a few times to Figaro, and once to Mim when he'd somehow managed to eat a piece of string... whole
 . It came out that way too and needed some help
Pets throwing up, it happens. Not nice but you get used to it after a couple decades Or at least I have. @ your cat eating a whole piece of string. You definitely get used to pets throwing up after awhile. It goes with being a pet owner. You didn't ask how long it was. Ask, I dare ya - but I GUARANTEE you don't want to hear the answer. 100%. | |
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ToraToraDreams said: Teacher said: You know something? My sister changed those diapers on her daughter no sweat, but picking up dog shit in a black bag makes her almost throw up. Go figure! One of my teacher's mother's had a job that involved dissecting sea animals, but she puked changing a diaper. I guess it's what we do that forms us. Fish are handy, I quite often wish Uzie was a fish... when the weather sucks which is all the ghat damned time this time of year.
Can somebody remind me of this post when I get my next dog? K thx. | |
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