POST A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

HERE'S SOME FUNNY EXAMPLES:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That is why I wake up screaming.

3. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

Alright orgers...GO!!!

WaterInYourBath said:

come on you can do it!

Rose are red sugar is sweet
She makes me feel so incomplete

I love her so much I won't mention names
she texts me messages that make me feel lame

cupid shoots arrows with poisoness love
but cupid gets stupid when push comes to shove

valentines day to some is the best
but I think it sucks unlike the rest

PEJ said:

dayum those were good!!

DesireeNevermind said:

thanks I meant every word of it!

you're my lover, my always, my forever...
until i find someone new and you become my never.

You said you loved me like a fat kid loves cake
I'll be more than happy to sing at your wake