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Printableapplekisses said: sag10 said: applekisses, will you forgive me? I really do like Santa...
Oh, I love Santa too...he was just being an asshole regarding the whole Rudolph situation. I mean, making fun of another because he's different? How low can you go?! He was having a bad day! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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IceNine said: applekisses said: IceNine said: applekisses said: IceNine said: applekisses said: sag10 said: IceNine
You must learn to watch DVD's without being so darn critical... Santa Claus is really a nice guy. Did you not watch "Miracle on 42nd Street?" Yeah, but in this one he was an asshole. Also, the reindeer coach is a big, jock wanker. He's the type that would drink a bunch of beer and go out deer hunting. Exactly! Those guys were beer-swilling, sexist rednecks.  Were they sexist? I don't remember. I know they were probably homophobic, though. If they couldn't handle Rudolph's red nose, can you imagine what they would say if he showed up in a red, sequined evening gown? All the young reindeer cared about was trying "fly" which was reindeer slang for "score with the does." Don't think that I didn't notice this... why do you think that Rudolph launched when Clarice said that he was cute? Pre-mature ejaculation. It is a problem with younger reindeer... sad, really. 
He really did sound cute talking with that plugged nose voice because of the prostetic nose. That was also an early reference to using condoms during sex... Clarice liked it better without protection.
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sag10 said: applekisses said: sag10 said: applekisses, will you forgive me? I really do like Santa...
Oh, I love Santa too...he was just being an asshole regarding the whole Rudolph situation. I mean, making fun of another because he's different? How low can you go?! He was having a bad day! It was more like a bad couple of weeks until the storm hit and he needed Rudolph's help...he was using Rudolph. Santa was a total opportunist! | |
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applekisses said: sag10 said: applekisses said: sag10 said: applekisses, will you forgive me? I really do like Santa...
Oh, I love Santa too...he was just being an asshole regarding the whole Rudolph situation. I mean, making fun of another because he's different? How low can you go?! He was having a bad day! It was more like a bad couple of weeks until the storm hit and he needed Rudolph's help...he was using Rudolph. Santa was a total opportunist! Well, if he were in Michigan right now I bet you would borrow that sleigh! By the way when I hear Clarice, I think of Hannibal Lecter... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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applekisses said: sag10 said: applekisses said: sag10 said: applekisses, will you forgive me? I really do like Santa...
Oh, I love Santa too...he was just being an asshole regarding the whole Rudolph situation. I mean, making fun of another because he's different? How low can you go?! He was having a bad day! It was more like a bad couple of weeks until the storm hit and he needed Rudolph's help...he was using Rudolph. Santa was a total opportunist! Yep... exactly! That prick! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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sag10 said: applekisses said: sag10 said: applekisses said: sag10 said: applekisses, will you forgive me? I really do like Santa...
Oh, I love Santa too...he was just being an asshole regarding the whole Rudolph situation. I mean, making fun of another because he's different? How low can you go?! He was having a bad day! It was more like a bad couple of weeks until the storm hit and he needed Rudolph's help...he was using Rudolph. Santa was a total opportunist! Well, if he were in Michigan right now I bet you would borrow that sleigh! He probably would charge me by the mile and if I couldn't pay him he'd take my watch. | |
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i've always thought the whole satan santa thing is a BIT too coincidental. especially since santa goes around catering to our materialistic desires .
and no, i'm not the person who sent in last year's x-mas poem 
the guys has to be an alien. sleigh, my ass. it's a freakin rocketship, anyone can see! alves? more like tiny aliens from a distant planet. and those toys? simply tools to bend us to their will. | |
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I dont know if he is one but
he must have a big one | |
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XxAxX said: i've always thought the whole satan santa thing is a BIT too coincidental. especially since santa goes around catering to our materialistic desires .
and no, i'm not the person who sent in last year's x-mas poem
the guys has to be an alien. sleigh, my ass. it's a freakin rocketship, anyone can see! alves? more like tiny aliens from a distant planet. and those toys? simply tools to bend us to their will. Satan Claws :EVIL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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