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Reply #30 posted 12/02/02 7:03pm

rdhull

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IceNine said:

rdhull said:

IceNine said:

I have bought all of the old holiday DVDs for my son... including the Easter Bunny movie "Here Comes Peter Cottontail" that was made by Rankin and Bass...

Rankin and Bass made the BEST holiday movies for kids!


why are you doin this to me? what'd I ever do to you?


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Those movies were the best, weren't they? I would give almost anything to feel the way I did when I was a little kid and those movies came on.


don't get me started cry. I dont like this sad
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #31 posted 12/02/02 7:12pm

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IceNine evil
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Reply #32 posted 12/02/02 7:21pm

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IceNine evil


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Reply #33 posted 12/02/02 7:22pm

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rdhull said:

IceNine said:

rdhull said:

IceNine said:

I have bought all of the old holiday DVDs for my son... including the Easter Bunny movie "Here Comes Peter Cottontail" that was made by Rankin and Bass...

Rankin and Bass made the BEST holiday movies for kids!


why are you doin this to me? what'd I ever do to you?


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Those movies were the best, weren't they? I would give almost anything to feel the way I did when I was a little kid and those movies came on.


don't get me started cry. I dont like this sad


Growing up is the absolute WORST thing that can happen to a person. I am going to try to help my son avoid it if possible.
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Reply #34 posted 12/02/02 7:24pm

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IceNine said:

LaVisHh said:

IceNine evil


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Meanie brick


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Reply #35 posted 12/02/02 7:38pm

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LaVisHh said:

IceNine said:

LaVisHh said:

IceNine evil


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Meanie brick


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I am not a meanie... biggrin

love IceNine love
I love me.
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Reply #36 posted 12/02/02 7:42pm

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I am not a meanie... biggrin

love IceNine love
I love me.


I...must...resist...:O

no no no! No fair! You are NOT allowed to hypnotize me!

help me, help me (in her best fly impersonation)
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Reply #37 posted 12/03/02 4:58am

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LaVisHh said:

IceNine said:

I am not a meanie... biggrin

love IceNine love
I love me.


I...must...resist...:O

no no no! No fair! You are NOT allowed to hypnotize me!

help me, help me (in her best fly impersonation)


Resistance is futile... you will be assimilated...
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Reply #38 posted 12/03/02 6:29am

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IceNine said:

Resistance is futile... you will be assimilated...


hmm
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Reply #39 posted 12/03/02 6:32am

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LaVisHh said:

IceNine said:

Resistance is futile... you will be assimilated...


hmm


You are getting sleepy... very sleepy... you feel very relaxed...
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Reply #40 posted 12/03/02 6:34am

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You are getting sleepy... very sleepy... you feel very relaxed...


:O
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Reply #41 posted 12/03/02 6:39am

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LaVisHh said:

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You are getting sleepy... very sleepy... you feel very relaxed...


:O


I'm going to begin counting down from 10 now...

10... You are feeling very relaxed...

9... There is nothing on your mind but peaceful slumber and good dreams...

8... You feel very safe...

7... You are starting to feel sleepy...

6... Let your mind rest...

5... Nothing but cool breezes and gentle streams...

4... You are starting to go under...

3... You are feeling very calm and at ease...

2... Your troubles have gone away and you are at one with the universe...

1... You are under...
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Reply #42 posted 12/03/02 6:42am

LaVisHh

zzz
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Reply #43 posted 12/03/02 6:49am

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Do you remember how fucking happy you were when those movies came on television when you were a kid? We didn't have video tapes or DVDs when I was a kid, so you had to wait for the fucking thing to come on television and you would nearly shit your fucking pants when that "SPECIAL" logo popped on the television.

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OMG...that swirly logo thing!!! I can't believe I was sleeping and missed this thread! sad
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Reply #44 posted 12/03/02 6:50am

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IceNine said:

Do you remember how fucking happy you were when those movies came on television when you were a kid? We didn't have video tapes or DVDs when I was a kid, so you had to wait for the fucking thing to come on television and you would nearly shit your fucking pants when that "SPECIAL" logo popped on the television.

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YES!! biggrin

And the Charlie Brown shows always had commercials for Dolly Madison products, which they never sold in my state and I wondered forever what they were all about.


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Reply #45 posted 12/03/02 7:05am

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rdhull said:

IceNine said:

Rudolph: "she said I'm cute!!!"


hehe thats one of my fav parts

Clarice is the bomb

charlie in the box is cool

a dentist! That elf scared me

land of misfit toys is sad as heck

"were in the land of misfits"

then when Rudolph comes back one of the reindeers goes "hey look--ol neon nose is back!" in a Bronx accent..love it.


Clarice rules! The dentist elf was my fav. He was such a rebel. He really was able to stand up to his asshole boss! When his brief career as a dentist ended he later joined the pop-synth group Modern English.

He's dressed in white and on the left...
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Reply #46 posted 12/03/02 7:07am

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Clarice rules! The dentist elf was my fav. He was such a rebel. He really was able to stand up to his asshole boss! When his brief career as a dentist ended he later joined the pop-synth group Modern English.
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He's dressed in white and on the left...



:O He even looks him! :O
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Reply #47 posted 12/03/02 7:08am

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LaVisHh said:

applekisses said:

Clarice rules! The dentist elf was my fav. He was such a rebel. He really was able to stand up to his asshole boss! When his brief career as a dentist ended he later joined the pop-synth group Modern English.
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He's dressed in white and on the left...



:O He even looks him! :O


lol
Because it IS him...
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Reply #48 posted 12/03/02 7:59am

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IceNine evil

You must learn to watch DVD's without being so darn critical...

Santa Claus is really a nice guy. Did you not watch "Miracle on 42nd Street?"
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Reply #49 posted 12/03/02 8:08am

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sag10 said:

IceNine evil

You must learn to watch DVD's without being so darn critical...

Santa Claus is really a nice guy. Did you not watch "Miracle on 42nd Street?"


Yeah, but in this one he was an asshole. Also, the reindeer coach is a big, jock wanker. He's the type that would drink a bunch of beer and go out deer hunting.
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Reply #50 posted 12/03/02 8:17am

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applekisses said:

sag10 said:

IceNine evil

You must learn to watch DVD's without being so darn critical...

Santa Claus is really a nice guy. Did you not watch "Miracle on 42nd Street?"


Yeah, but in this one he was an asshole. Also, the reindeer coach is a big, jock wanker. He's the type that would drink a bunch of beer and go out deer hunting.


Exactly!

Those guys were beer-swilling, sexist rednecks.

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Reply #51 posted 12/03/02 8:33am

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IceNine said:

applekisses said:

sag10 said:

IceNine evil

You must learn to watch DVD's without being so darn critical...

Santa Claus is really a nice guy. Did you not watch "Miracle on 42nd Street?"


Yeah, but in this one he was an asshole. Also, the reindeer coach is a big, jock wanker. He's the type that would drink a bunch of beer and go out deer hunting.


Exactly!

Those guys were beer-swilling, sexist rednecks.

biggrin


Were they sexist? I don't remember. I know they were probably homophobic, though. If they couldn't handle Rudolph's red nose, can you imagine what they would say if he showed up in a red, sequined evening gown?
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Reply #52 posted 12/03/02 8:41am

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He's dressed in white and on the left...[/quote]



You cannot tell me that this isn't the same guy...
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Reply #53 posted 12/03/02 8:57am

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applekisses said:

IceNine said:

applekisses said:

sag10 said:

IceNine evil

You must learn to watch DVD's without being so darn critical...

Santa Claus is really a nice guy. Did you not watch "Miracle on 42nd Street?"


Yeah, but in this one he was an asshole. Also, the reindeer coach is a big, jock wanker. He's the type that would drink a bunch of beer and go out deer hunting.


Exactly!

Those guys were beer-swilling, sexist rednecks.

biggrin


Were they sexist? I don't remember. I know they were probably homophobic, though. If they couldn't handle Rudolph's red nose, can you imagine what they would say if he showed up in a red, sequined evening gown?


All the young reindeer cared about was trying "fly" which was reindeer slang for "score with the does." Don't think that I didn't notice this... why do you think that Rudolph launched when Clarice said that he was cute? Pre-mature ejaculation. It is a problem with younger reindeer... sad, really.
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Reply #54 posted 12/03/02 9:26am

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People who think that Santa lives in the North Pole really annoy me...

He lives in Ear Fjeld..!!
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I rape trees..
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Reply #55 posted 12/03/02 11:34am

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IceNine said:

applekisses said:

IceNine said:

applekisses said:

sag10 said:

IceNine evil

You must learn to watch DVD's without being so darn critical...

Santa Claus is really a nice guy. Did you not watch "Miracle on 42nd Street?"


Yeah, but in this one he was an asshole. Also, the reindeer coach is a big, jock wanker. He's the type that would drink a bunch of beer and go out deer hunting.


Exactly!

Those guys were beer-swilling, sexist rednecks.

biggrin


Were they sexist? I don't remember. I know they were probably homophobic, though. If they couldn't handle Rudolph's red nose, can you imagine what they would say if he showed up in a red, sequined evening gown?


All the young reindeer cared about was trying "fly" which was reindeer slang for "score with the does." Don't think that I didn't notice this... why do you think that Rudolph launched when Clarice said that he was cute? Pre-mature ejaculation. It is a problem with younger reindeer... sad, really.


lol
He really did sound cute talking with that plugged nose voice because of the prostetic nose.
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Reply #56 posted 12/03/02 11:37am

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applekisses said:

IceNine said:

applekisses said:

IceNine said:

applekisses said:

sag10 said:

IceNine evil

You must learn to watch DVD's without being so darn critical...

Santa Claus is really a nice guy. Did you not watch "Miracle on 42nd Street?"


Yeah, but in this one he was an asshole. Also, the reindeer coach is a big, jock wanker. He's the type that would drink a bunch of beer and go out deer hunting.


Exactly!

Those guys were beer-swilling, sexist rednecks.

biggrin


Were they sexist? I don't remember. I know they were probably homophobic, though. If they couldn't handle Rudolph's red nose, can you imagine what they would say if he showed up in a red, sequined evening gown?


All the young reindeer cared about was trying "fly" which was reindeer slang for "score with the does." Don't think that I didn't notice this... why do you think that Rudolph launched when Clarice said that he was cute? Pre-mature ejaculation. It is a problem with younger reindeer... sad, really.


lol
He really did sound cute talking with that plugged nose voice because of the prostetic nose.


That was also an early reference to using condoms during sex... Clarice liked it better without protection.
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Reply #57 posted 12/03/02 11:50am

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applekisses, will you forgive me? I really do like Santa...
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Reply #58 posted 12/03/02 11:52am

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this thread is classic lol is there a way to keep them--archive ability etc?
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #59 posted 12/03/02 11:57am

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applekisses, will you forgive me? I really do like Santa...


Oh, I love Santa too...he was just being an asshole regarding the whole Rudolph situation. I mean, making fun of another because he's different? How low can you go?!
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