Jinkies!

http://www.dlisted.com/node/30494

When a grown man uses the fuck word at least twice in once sentence, I'm instantly in fucking love. And that's why Christian Bale and I must be together, so that he can yell at me all day and night. Ahaha. TMZ posted the most hilarious audio of Christian busting his vocal chords on the set of Terminator: Salvation. The crazy bitch seriously loses it. Bitch pulls a Bill O'Reilly times a million! He is beating hos with his voice.

Christian's head exploded and the caca hit the fan when the director of photography accidentally walked into the scene to check the light. Or as Christian puts it, "Then why the fuck are you walking right through like 'adadadaaa,' like this in the background." HA! The take was ruined and Christian blew the fuck up. He straight up ripped the dude a new asshole and then fucked that shit without lube!

Christian threatened to quit that bitch if the dude wasn't fired. The tape was sent to the insurance company by producers in case Christian dropped out of the movie.

Christian's supreme douchebaggery has top billing on this audio tape, but the DP steals the damn show. He sounds like a wee little chihuahua of a man who is cowering under Christian. I can imagine the sweat waterfall pouring off his forehead. Especially when he answers, "Um...I was looking at the light." He's kind of adorable.

Click here to listen to the whole thing. It's a little NSFWish.

Honestly, this shit will make you want to take a hit from your bong and blow it towards Christian, so he can chill the eff out.

That said, movie making sounds fun!

I love dlisted. Rojo Caliente totally should have won hot slut of the year.

Men that yell turn me on.....

Damn, I would totally cry of laughter. Drama queen.

He has an accent...Where is he from?

"GIVE ME A FUCKING ANSWER!!"
"...I was...looking at the light.."
"AND HOW WAS IT FOR YOU!?!?"

"You know, FUCK!!!, you're a nice guy, YOU'RE A NICE GUY, but, FUUUUCK!!!... I'm gonna trash your FUCKING LIGHTS!!!! Why are you trashing my scene???? FUUUCK!!!"

ScarletScandal said:

IIRC, he's from Wales.

calldapplwondery83 said:

Oh okay. I didn't know that.

ScarletScandal said:

Efan said:

that sounded more like larry david than christian bale.

Wasn't he just arrested or something for beating up his mother and sister? he's a prick, Hollywood will put up with anything.

He's a bit of a screamer, ain't he?


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/h...561844.stm

Poor Bale family. I can hear him, lashing out; "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN; 'Do you want chicken or beef, Chris?' I TOLD YOU A HUNDRED FUCKING TIMES; MY NAME IS CHRISTIAN! I AM A FUCKING FAMOUS ACTOR! FUCKING ASS!"

"I am your mother, Christian..."

"NO, YOU'RE A FUCKING ASS!"

wow, he sounds annoying. He is just an actor. a court jester. I have heard so many screamfest stories about filmmakers... including other actors like James Cann, David Duchovany, and directors like Terry Gilliam, Tarrantino and Robert Rodriguez...

You know, the thing is that he starts out being horribly verbally abusive, and I suppose that's just part of the game. I mean, that's just shit you have to put up with, or at least expect to maybe run into every now and then. But at one point he physically threatens the guy and it almost sounded like he needed to be restrained.

That shit, no one should have to put up with. Period. That's what makes him an asshole.

He sounds like a major cock in the ass.

JuliePurplehead said:

That's probably just what he needs.

HamsterHuey said:

agreed

Bale's profession is playing dress up and pretend, and he's going off on a man like he was interrupted performing open heart surgery. Please.

He needs to chill and be thankful Heath Ledger's not around to steal another movie from his overrated butt.
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Scary.

I wonder if that's what was happening when his family called the police on him that one time.

I would've beat his ass to smithereens if he'd pulled that shit on me.

RodeoSchro said:

i'd be all "STFU, you were in 'newsies'."

what an asshole.

Me thinks Mr. Bale is overestimating his worth in the film, and somehow not really understanding what professionalism is. The guy made a mistake. What Bale did was just ghetto.

That being said, his accent made my dick hard.

Anxiety said:

Still his best role.

The Dark Knight would've been better if he had used that voice.

Now don't get me wrong I've been a fan of Christian bale since "Empire Of The Sun". "Equilibrium" is in my all time top ten but he would have 2 kick my ass well b4 he started speaking 2 me like that. Cuz honey, I'd slap the waves out yo hair.

the hell was that? i seriously couldn't take more than 5 seconds of that recording. horrible prick.

I read that yesterday on Dlisted.

But I couldn't get past your "jinkies". You need to bring that back. Dan's bringing jinkies back.

minneapolisgenius said:

I say it often.

RipHer2Shreds said:

Do you wear a bulky orange turtleneck sweater when you do?