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Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It SEPTEMBER 29, 2008 | ISSUE 44•40 NEW YORK—In a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday that, after 24 years of fervent refusal, they are now willing to take it. "I acknowledge that we promised not to take it anymore, but things change. The world is a different place today, and with that in mind, we would like to go on record as saying that, starting right now, we are going to take it," read a statement released by the band's lead singer, Dee Snider. "To clarify, we would still prefer not to take it, but as of now, taking it is an option that we would be open to. That is all." Bassist Mark "the Animal" Mendoza also stated that, in regards to what he wants to do with his life, he no longer solely wants to rock, but would instead prefer doing other things, such as raising a family and working as a claims adjuster in Rye, NY.  |
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oh god, I loved this shit when I first read it...
"...we would still prefer not to take it..." | |
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roodboi said: oh god, I loved this shit when I first read it...
"...we would still prefer not to take it..." I first heard this when Howard read it on the air (he loved it). Then he got Dee Snider's comments on it (he had a great sense of humour about it). Did you read the one I posted over in the Jessica Simpson thread? Your post reminded me of it. |
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Ace said: roodboi said: oh god, I loved this shit when I first read it...
"...we would still prefer not to take it..." I first heard this when Howard read it on the air (he loved it). Then he got Dee Snider's comments on it (he had a great sense of humour about it). Did you read the one I posted over in the Jessica Simpson thread? Your post reminded me of it. yeah, I read it...the onion consistently cracks me up... | |
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Ace said: ENTERTAINMENT
Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It SEPTEMBER 29, 2008 | ISSUE 44•40 NEW YORK—In a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday that, after 24 years of fervent refusal, they are now willing to take it. "I acknowledge that we promised not to take it anymore, but things change. The world is a different place today, and with that in mind, we would like to go on record as saying that, starting right now, we are going to take it," read a statement released by the band's lead singer, Dee Snider. "To clarify, we would still prefer not to take it, but as of now, taking it is an option that we would be open to. That is all." Bassist Mark "the Animal" Mendoza also stated that, in regards to what he wants to do with his life, he no longer solely wants to rock, but would instead prefer doing other things, such as raising a family and working as a claims adjuster in Rye, NY. WTF?  | |
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| This is awesome! | |
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I lub The Onion    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Dee Snider is very cool and quite intelligent. He represented himself to congress in the 80s and gave them a come-uppance!  | |
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