The guilty undertaker sighs,
The lonesome organ grinder cries,
The silver saxophones say I should refuse you.
The cracked bells and washed-out horns
Blow into my face with scorn,
But it's not that way,
I wasn't born to lose you.
I want you, I want you,
I want you so bad,
Honey, I want you.

The drunken politician leaps
Upon the street where mothers weep
And the saviors who are fast asleep,
They wait for you.
And I wait for them to interrupt
Me drinkin' from my broken cup
And ask me to
Open up the gate for you.
I want you, I want you,
I want you so bad,
Honey, I want you.

Now all my fathers, they've gone down
True love they've been without it.
But all their daughters put me down
'Cause I don't think about it.

Well, I return to the Queen of Spades
And talk with my chambermaid.
She knows that I'm not afraid
To look at her.
She is good to me
And there's nothing she doesn't see.
She knows where I'd like to be
But it doesn't matter.
I want you, I want you,
I want you so bad,
Honey, I want you.

Now your dancing child with his Chinese suit,
He spoke to me, I took his flute.
No, I wasn't very cute to him,
Was I?
But I did it, though, because he lied
Because he took you for a ride
And because time was on his side
And because I . . .
I want you, I want you,
I want you so bad,
Honey, I want you.

Boku Wa Kuma (translated )

I’m a bear, bear, bear, bear
Not a car, a bear, bear, bear
I can’t walk, but I can dance
I can’t talk, but I can sing
I’m a bear, bear, bear, bear

I’m a bear, bear, bear, bear
I hate fighting, bear, bear, bear
My rivals are fried shrimps
I bet I was chocolate in my past life
I’m a bear, bear, bear, bear

Bonjour! Je m'appelle kuma.
Comment ca va?

I’m a bear, bear, bear, bear
I get sleepy in the winter, bear, bear, bear
At night I say "Goodnight, Mr Pillow"
In the morning I say "Good morning, Mr Pillow"
I’m a bear, bear, bear, bear

At night I say "Goodnight, Mr Pillow"
In the morning I say "Good morning, Mr Pillow"
I’m a bear, be, be, bear
bear, bear

I know, I know it's all just first blurts
That he who would try to own deserves it
And I know it's got nothing to do with deserves it

Just that you don't just blurt
"love is a curse"
love is a curse
love is a curse
You don't just blurt, "love is a curse"


leave it to gord to turn psychobabble into an awesome song

Fiona Apple -- Love Ridden

Love ridden, Ive looked at you
With the focus I gave to my birthday candles
Ive wished on the lidded blue flames
Under your brow
And baby, I wished for you
Nobody sees when you are lying in your bed
And I wanna crawl in with you
But I cry instead
I want your warm, but it will only make
Me colder when its over
So I cant tonight, baby
No, not baby anymore - if I need you
Ill just use your simple name
Only kisses on the cheek from now on
And in a little while, well only have to wave
My hand wont hold you down no more
The path is clear to follow through
I stood too long in the way of the door
And now Im giving up on you
No, not baby anymore - if I need you
Ill just use your simple name
Only kisses on the cheek from now on
And in a little while, well only have to wave
No, not baby anymore - if I need you
Ill just use your simple name
Only kisses on the cheek from now on
And in a little while, well only have to wave

Time takes care of the wound, so I can believe.
You had so much to give, you thought I couldnt see.
Gifts for boot heels to crush, promises deceived
I had to send it away to bring us back again.
Our eyes and bodies brighten silent waters, deep.
Your precious daughter in the other room, asleep.
A kiss goodnight from every stranger that I meet.
I had to send it away to bring us back again.
Morning theft. unpretender left, ungraceful.
True self is what brought you here, to me.
A place where we can accept this love.
Friendship battered down by useless history,
Unexamined failure.
What am I still to you?
Some thief who stole from you?
Or some fool drama queen whose chances were few?
That brings us to who we need,
A place where we can save
A heart that beats as both siphon and reservoir.
Youre a woman, Im a calf.
Youre a window, Im a knife.
We come together making chance into starlight.
Meet me tomorrow night, or any day you want.
I have no right to wonder just how, or when.
You know the meaning fits. theres no relief in this.
I miss my beautiful friend.
I have to send it away to bring her back again.

[1st Verse]
Lovely Is The Feelin' Now
Fever, Temperatures Risin' Now
Power (Ah Power) Is The Force The Vow
That Makes It Happen It Asks
No Questions Why (Ooh)
So Get Closer (Closer Now)
To My Body Now Just Love Me
'Til You Don't Know How (Ooh)
[Chorus]
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

[2nd Verse]
Touch Me And I Feel On Fire
Ain't Nothin' Like A Love Desire (Ooh)
I'm Melting (I'm Melting)
Like Hot Candle Wax
Sensation (Ah Sensation)
Lovely Where We're At (Ooh)
So Let Love Take Us Through The Hours
I Won't Be Complanin'
'Cause This Is Love Power (Ooh)
[Chorus]
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
(Ooh)

[3rd Verse]
Heartbreak Enemy Despise
Eternal (Ah Eternal)
Love Shines In My Eyes (Ooh)
So Let Love Take Us Through The Hours
I Won't Be Complanin' (No No)
'Cause Your Love Is Alright, Alright

[Chorus]
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
[Refrain]
Lovely Is The Feeling Now I Won't
Be Complanin' (Ooh Ooh)
The Force Is Love Power
[Chorus]
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

Oh, you look so tired
Your mouth is slack and wide
You're ill-housed and you’re,
You're ill-advised
I bet your face is as mean
As your life has been

And oh, you look so tired
Well but tonight you presume too much
Too much, I said too much
and if it's the last
Thing I ever do
I'M GONNA GET YOU

Crash into my arms
I WANT YOU
You don't agree
But you don't refuse
I know you

And, oh I, I know a place
Where no one is likely to pass
Oh, you don't care if it's late
And you don't care if you're lost

And oh, you look so tired
Well but tonight you presume too much
Too much, I said too much
And if it's the last
Thing I ever do
I'M GONNA GET YOU

Crash into my arms
I WANT YOU
You don't agree
But you don't refuse
I know you

And oh, you look so tired
Well but tonight you presume too much
Too much, I said too much
And if it's the last
Thing I ever do
I'M GONNA GET YOU

Crash into my arms
I WANT YOU
You don't agree
But you don't refuse
I know you

My, my, my, my
Music hits me so hard
Make me cry: Oh, my Lord!
Thank you for blessing
Me with a mind
And two hyped feet
It feels good when I know you're down
A superdape home boy from the Oak-town
And Im known as such
And this is a beat ah

Chorus:
U cant touch this
I told U home boy
U cant touch this
Yeah, thats how were livin and U know
U cant touch this
Look in my eyes, man
U cant touch this
Here, let me bust the funky lyrics
U cant touch this

Break it down
Fresh new kicks and pants
U got it like that now
U know U wanna dance
So, move out of your seat
And get a fly girl
And catch this beat
While its rollin
Hold on, pump a little bit
And let them know
Its going on like that
Like that cold on a mission
So fall on back
Let em know that youre too much
And this is a beat
U cant touch this

Chorus

Give me a song, or rhythm
Makin em sweat
Thats what Im giving em
Now they know
U talk about the Hammer
Youre talking
A show thats hyped
And tight singers
And sweating
So pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it is going to take
In the 90s
To burn the charts
Legit
Either work hard
Or U might as well quit

I have climbed highest mountains
I have run through the fields
Only to be with you
Only to be with you
I have run
I have crawled
I have scaled these city walls
These city walls
Only to be with you

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

I have kissed honey lips
Felt the healing fingertips
It burned like a fire
This burning desire

I have spoke with the tongue of angels
I have held the hand of a devil
It was warm in the night
I was cold as a stone

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

I believe in the Kingdom Come
When all the colors will bleed into one
Bleed into one
Well, yes I'm still running

You broke the bonds
And you loosened the chains
Carried the cross
Of all my shame
all my shame
You know I believe it

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

"What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Some men you just can't reach...
So, you get what we had here last week,
which is the way he wants it!
Well, he gets it!
N' I don't like it any more than you men." *


Look at your young men fighting
Look at your women crying
Look at your young men dying
The way they've always done before


Look at the hate we're breeding
Look at the fear we're feeding
Look at the lives we're leading
The way we've always done before


My hands are tied
The billions shift from side to side
And the wars go on with brainwashed pride
For the love of God and our human rights
And all these things are swept aside
By bloody hands time can't deny
And are washed away by your genocide
And history hides the lies of our civil wars


D'you wear a black armband
When they shot the man
Who said "Peace could last forever"
And in my first memories
They shot Kennedy
I went numb when I learned to see
So I never fell for Vietnam
We got the wall of D.C. to remind us all
That you can't trust freedom
When it's not in your hands
When everybody's fightin'
For their promised land


And
I don't need your civil war
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor
Your power hungry sellin' soldiers
In a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh
I don't need your civil war


Look at the shoes your filling
Look at the blood we're spilling
Look at the world we're killing
The way we've always done before
Look in the doubt we've wallowed
Look at the leaders we've followed
Look at the lies we've swallowed
And I don't want to hear no more


My hands are tied
For all I've seen has changed my mind
But still the wars go on as the years go by
With no love of God or human rights
'Cause all these dreams are swept aside
By bloody hands of the hypnotized
Who carry the cross of homicide
And history bears the scars of our civil wars


"We practice selective annihilation of mayors
And government officials
For example to create a vacuum
Then we fill that vacuum
As popular war advances
Peace is closer" **


I don't need your civil war
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor
Your power hungry sellin' soldiers
In a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh
And I don't need your civil war
I don't need your civil war
I don't need your civil war
Your power hungry sellin' soldiers
In a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh
I don't need your civil war
I don't need one more war


I don't need one more war
Whaz so civil 'bout war anyway

Look inside,
Look inside your tiny mind
Now look a bit harder
Cause we're so uninspired,
So sick and tired,
Of all the hatred you harbor

So you say,
It's not okay to be gay
Well I think you're just evil
Your just some racist,
Who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

Fuck you,
Fuck you very very much
Cause we hate what you do,
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you,
Fuck you very very much
Cause your words dont translate,
And its getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Do you get,
Do you get a little kick
Out of being slow minded?
You want to be like your father,
It's approval you're after
Well that's not how you find it

Do you,
Do you really enjoy
living a life that's so hateful?
Cause theres a hole where your soul should be
And you're losing control of it
And it's really distasteful

Fuck you,
Fuck you very very much
Cause we hate what you do,
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you,
Fuck you very very much
Cause your words don't translate,
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Look inside,
Look inside your tiny mind
Now look a bit harder
Cause we're so uninspired
So sick and tired
Of all the hatred you harbor

Fuck you,
Fuck you very very much
Cause we hate what you do,
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you,
Fuck you very very much
Cause your words don't translate,
And its getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

English girls are pretty when they play guitar
Crazy like a day just a-breaking I ain't sure what for
Ain't got a mother or father or place to fall
She got a brother in the (blues / booze), but he doesn't know the blues at all
Said you didn't love me, it was right on time, I was just about to tell you that I care alright
Said you didn't love me, didn't want a thing, English girls can be so mean

She's got eyes as pretty as a pair of jewels
Falling down a canyon like a couple drunken criminals
She had a messy bedroom on the edge of town
I ain't ever been good enough to ever keep around
Said you didn't love me, it was right on time, I was just about to tell you that it'll be alright
Said you didn't love me, didn't mean a thing, English girls can be so mean
But, ohh, look at you now
Ohh, look at you now
Mmmm, best I've ever seen
Just a tall drink of water, just a-pourin' on down the sink

Tall drink of water, she's a Norfolk waterfall
Little daybreaker, she's a shootin' like a cannonball
Crazy like a rocket when you're coming through my radio
Kept me in your bed till the wintertime turned to fall
Fall time coming, and I guess my little bird can sing
Come on Elizabeth, a come on a Bethany
Come on further, I'm tired and I want to sleep
My little dove do, and I guess she was done with me
Said you didn't love me, it was right on time, I was just about to tell you that it'll be alright
Said you didn't love me, didn't want a thing, English girls can be so mean
But ohh, look at you now
Ohh, look at you now
Mmmm, best I've ever seen
Just a tall drink of water, just a-pourin' on down the sink

Kiss me on the lips when my heart just laughed it off
Words may move, but there never moving fast enough
Celebrate the differences, I celebrate the songs you sing
Just three words, my love: you meant everything
You meant everything
You meant everything
You meant everything
[Edited 3/9/09 20:46pm]

Home with no where to go, my mans in the bed out cold
Calling you on your phone three and four times in a row
And I ain't gone quit until I finally get you to pick up the line
And you want to know what I want Well, it's a 11 O'clock right on the dot
And I had this feeling I had to see my shawdae, to see my homie
But it's got to be with the quickness gotta get back home to my man before he miss this
Are you with this, I'm telling you

I need to see you now can you get out my man is at the house so
Meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
For it get to late I cant wait it's just around my way so
Meet me at the McDonalds parking lot
Just over the hill at the light take a right hang a left on harris drive
Meet me at the McDonalds parking lot (Yeah)
So what you waiting for hit the door put the pedal to the floor
Meet me at the McDonalds parking lot

I'm at the drive through right beside you ready to take your order
Take you right her in the parking lot Imma make sure it's hot for you like it good for you like you
Like it (oh)
Taste it right her in the parking lot (wo-ho-woooee Oh)
And I got to stop cause we in the drop But I just got to
Cause I got a man don't you understand that he is not you
And I can't help it I'm gone meet you here tomorrow night Im telling you (Wooooe)

I need to see you now can you get out my man is at the house so
Meet me at the McDonalds parking lot
For it get to late I cant wait it's just around my way so
Meet me at the McDonalds parking lot
Just over the hill at the light take a right hang a left on harris drive
Meet me at the McDonalds parking lot (Yeah)
So what you waiting for hit the door put the pedal to the floor
Meet me at the McDonalds parking lot


:hoein:


[Edited 3/12/09 1:25am]

Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
And I know you don't feel right when I'm leaving
Yeah, I want it, but no, I don't need it
Tell me something sweet to get me by
Cause I can't come back home til they're singing
La, la la la, la la la
Til everyone is singing

If you can wait til I get home
Then I swear to you that we can make this last
La, La, La
If you can wait til I get home
Then I swear come tomorrow this will all be in our past
Well it might be for the best

Hey sweetie, I need you here tonight
And I know that you don't want to be leaving me
Yeah, you want it, but I can't help that
I just feel complete when you're by my side
But I know you can't come home til they're singing
La, la la la, la la la
Til everyone is singing
La, la la la, la la la

If you can wait til I get home
Then I swear to you that we can make this last
La, La, La
If you can wait til I get home
Then I swear come tomorrow this will all be in our past
Well it might be for the best

You know you can't give me what I need
And even though you mean so much to me
I can't wait through everything
Is this really happening?

I swear I'll never be happy again
And don't you dare say we can just be friends
I'm not some boy that you can sway
We knew it'd happen eventually

La, la la la, la la la
Now everybody's singing
La, la la la, la la la
Now everybody's singing
La, la la la, la la la
If you can wait til I get home
(Now everybody's singing)
Then I swear we can make this last
(La, la la la, la la la
Now everybody's singing)
If you can wait til I get home
(La, la la la, la la la
Now everybody's singing)
Then I swear we can make this last
(La, la la la, la la la
Now everybody�s singing)
La

Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes

They say Spain is pretty, though i've never been
Well Daniel says it's the best place he's ever seen
Oh and he should know he's been there enough
Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much

Oh Daniel my brother
You are older than me
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heal?
Your eyes have died, but you see more than I
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky

pardon me, i wanna talk to you ( your mother in law actually)
maybe kinda shy, but i just gotta tell you what i'm gonna do,
someone over there says he wants to get to know ya,
i dont care cause i really wanna hold ya,
and im
so scared, cause he might do something to you that you like.


I've been waiting such a bloody long time
just to get this close to YOU! etc.

thanks maria!

i often watch you
the way you whore yourself
you're so beautiful
you flirt and tease
enviously i wish you'd flirt with me
perhaps i'm enticed by what you are
i imagine us jumpin' the broom
it's foolish i know
'cause that's not the life you live
you live alone
in a crowded bed
never remembering faces,
odors,
conversations
just a body for the lonely
spend one night with me
satisfy me for free
and i'll Love you endlessly
you always tell them
that you'll give them what they want
so give me what i want

tell me i'm the only one
give me
i want to marry you
tell me i'm the only one

so give me what i want

tell me i'm the only one
give me
i want to marry you
tell me i'm the only one
baby

in a harlot's dress
you wear the smile of a child
with the faith of mary magdalene
and you wash the feet of unworthy men
come, and i'll set you free
into an endless valley of fruits
both sweet and sour
and whatever displeases your palate
my Kisses will wash away
stay
if you must dance, dance for me
so blessed are the pure at heart
for they shall see god
so close your eyes and dream
for the world will blind you
and i'll judge not
so that i may not be judged
give me what i want

tell me i'm the only one
give me
i want to marry you, baby
tell me i'm the only one

the only one

give me
tell me

tell me i'm the only one
give me
satisfy me for free
i want to marry you
tell me i'm the only one
give me
satisfy me for free
tell me,
tell me
the only one
satisfy me for free
satisfy me for free
tell me
tell me i'm the only one

just close your eyes and dream
close your eyes
the only one
so blessed are the pure at heart
satisfy me for free
close your eyes
dream
tell me i'm the only one
satisfy me for free
dream
the only one
satisfy me for free
satisfy me for free
tell me i'm the only one
tell me i'm the only one
satisfy me for free.

begging??? ..

This is stuck in my head at the moment.

Let me take you to the movies. can I take you to the show
Let me be yours ever truly. can I make your garden grow

From the houses of the holy, we can watch the white doves go
From the door comes satans daughter, and it only goes to show. you know.

Theres an angel on my shoulder, in my hand a sword of gold
Let me wander in your garden. and the seeds of love Ill sow. you know.

So the world is spinning faster. are you dizzy when youre stoned
Let the music be your master. will you heed the masters call
Oh... satan and man.

Said there aint no use in crying. cause it will only, only drive you mad
Does it hurt to hear them lying? was this the only world you had? oh-oh

So let me take you, take you to the movie. can I take you, baby, to the show.
Why dont you let me be yours ever truly. can I make your garden grow
You know.

"we both get nervous cause its way after 9"


oh god

sorry, but this matches my current situation PERFECTLY.


Oh, you look so good
I don't wanna let go
And although I should
I can't leave you alone
Cause you're so disarming
I'm caught up in the midst of you
And I can not resist at all

Boy, if I do
The things you want me to
The way I used to do
Would you love me, baby
Or leave me feeling used
Would you go and break my heart

Heartbreaker, you got the best of me
But I just keep on coming back incessantly
Oh, why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start
You'd go and break my heart
Gimme your love

It's a shame to be
So euphoric and weak
When you smile at me
And you tell me the things
That you know persuade me
To relinquish my love to you
But I cannot resist at all

Boy, if I do
The things you want me to
The way I used to do
Would you love me, baby
Or leave me feeling used
Would you go and break my heart

Heartbreaker, you got the best of me
But I just keep on coming back incessantly
Oh, why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start
You'd go and break my heart

[Jay-Z]
Okay, cool, aight
Yo, she wanna shop with Jay
Play-box with Jay
She wanna pillowfight in the middle of the night
She wanna drive my Benz with five of her friends
She wanna creep past the block, spyin' again
She wanna roll witt Jay, chase skeeos away
She wanna fight with lame chicks, blow my day
She wanna respect the rest, kick me to the curb
If she find one strand a hair longer than hers
She want love in the Jacuzzi
Rub up in the movies
Access to the old crib, keys to the newbie
She wanna answer the phone, tatoo her arm
That's when I gotta send her back to her mom
She call me Heartbreaker
When we apart it makes her
Wanna piece of paper, scribble down "I hate ya"
But she know she love Jay because
She love everything Jay say, Jay does, and a...

Heartbreaker, you got the best of me
But I just keep on coming back incessantly
Oh, why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start
You'd go and break my heart
Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
but I just keep on coming back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me?
I should have known right from the start
you'd go and break my heart
Gimme your love

The Dream - Right Side Of Ya Brain

u touch me baby
& u untouch me baby
u feed me your lies
words like pie
u warned me baby
& u unwarned me baby
outsmart me baby
& im back on, crazy

but i should be ashamed
because i let
you do me this way
& then some
unfortunate
that when your in love
you never use
the right side of your brain

right side of your brain
right side of your brain
right side of your brain
right side of your brain

right side of your brain
right side of your brain
right side of your brain

u love me baby
unlove me baby
you lead me on
u lock the doors when loves home
your heart beat baby
then your heart leak baby
u need me baby
then u send me gone

u say Im your friend
& up until the end
when you tell it baby
u know how to sell it baby(dont u?)

but i should be ashamed
because i let
you treat me this way
cant lie
unfortunate
that when your in love
you never use
the right side of your brain

right side of your brain
right side of your brain
right side of your brain

right side of your brain
right side of your brain
right side of your brain
right side of my.....

u love me baby
then u unlove me baby
you walk to me dreamin
then love has me feelin
u feel me baby
& i nearly gave in
u say im your friend
what happened to me

I should be ashamed
because i let
you complain this way
& i know
that all this time..
I shoulda been usin
the right side of my brain....

.
.
[Edited 3/20/09 2:00am]

Christopher said:

yes!


this and love vs money pt 2 is some deep deep

I'm going to take my time
I have all the time in the world
To make you mine
It is written in the stars above
The gods decree
You'll be right here by my side
Right next to me
You can run but you cannot hide

Don't say you want me
Don't say you need me
Don't say you love me
It's understood
Don't say you're happy
Out there without me
I know you can't be
'Cause it's no good

I'll be fine
I'll be waiting patiently
Till you see the signs
And come running to my open arms
When will you realize
Do we have to wait 'till our worlds collide
Open up your eyes
You can't turn back the tide

You could've been the real one
You could've been the one enough for me
You could've been the free one
(The broken down and sick one)
Had enough of vacant life

You come around when you find me faithless
You come around when you find me faceless!

FUCK ME LIKE YOU HATE ME
(Dig it up, tear it down)
DIG IT UP AND WHORE ME OUT

FUCK ME LIKE YOU HATE ME
(Dig it up, tear it down)
I love the sound when you come undone

You could've been the next one
(God only knows)
You could've been the one to comprehend me
You could've been the only one
The broken down and sick one
You could've been the one who I lie with

You come around when you finally face this
You come around when you find me faceless!

FUCK ME LIKE YOU HATE ME
(Dig it up, tear it down)
DIG IT UP AND WHORE ME OUT

FUCK ME LIKE YOU HATE ME
(Dig it up, tear it down)
Don't make a sound till I come undone

YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME
YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME
YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME

You could've been the real one
You could've been the last one I lie with
You could've been the owned one
I shouldve been the one who died

You come around when you finally face this
You come around when you find me faceless!

FUCK ME LIKE YOU HATE ME
(Dig it up, tear it down)
DIG IT UP AND WHORE ME OUT

FUCK ME LIKE YOU HATE ME
(Dig it up, tear it down)
I love the sound when you come undone

FUCK ME LIKE YOU HATE ME
(Fuck me like you hate me)
FUCK ME LIKE YOU HATE ME
(You'll never break me)
FUCK ME LIKE YOU HATE ME
(Dig it up, tear it down)
You'll come around when you find me faceless...

Freaky Tales by the one and only Too Short from Oakland




These are the tales, the freaky tales...
The tales that I tell so well...

I met this girl, her name was joan
She loved the way I rocked the microphone
When I met joan, I took her home
She was just like a doggy all on my bone
I met another girl, her name was ann
All she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met ann, I soked her pans
We ended up freakin by garbage can
The next young freak I met was red
I took her to the house and she gave me head
She likes to freak was all she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
Theres another girl, her name is mary
Talked about sex and the girl acted scary
I heard she was freakin for my homeboy jerry
Took her to the house and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet denise
Get her in the bed and the girls a beast
I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece
She only talks about signin a lease
I met this tender, her name was lori
And a x-rated movie wouldnt tell her story
She had a twinsister, her name was lisa
And just like lori, shes a real dick pleaser
My girlfriends name was michelle, I freaked her well
Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell
I geed this girl, her name was tammy
I didnt wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy
She had a best friend, her name was jane
I pulled to the side and I spitted that game
I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine
Freaked one night with a girl named pam
The very next day I saw her with her man
One week passed and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name was janie
She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen
She likes to freak, shes just a fiend
It really didnt matter when I saw her in jeans
I wanna big freak, fat and slobby
I kick on back and I watch her mouth
Two tons of fun, big mama jama
A country-girl from alabama
I met this girl, her name was betty
Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death
I was tired as hell, I was drippin sweat
But I was all up in her tryin to hold my breath
Bake and shake us, I met this freak in vegas
She said her name was donna
She was a pitty little freak from china
I said I dont pimp or gigolo
Im havin so much money that I dont need a hoe
You can break yourself but you cant break me
You never met a player like $hort, baby
I knew a dick sucker named betty-jo
Took her to my home and we did it on the floor
The girl got freaky and I tell you more:
She was down on her knees beggin to blow
Shes like another freak named ren`
You get her alone and shell make your day
Like burger king, she knows the play
But a freak like ren`, you can have it your way...

These are the tales, the freaky tales...
These are the tales that I tell so well...

I met this girl, thick as hell
Only sixteen, said her name was linell
I took her to my house, I could not wait
Her shit was much tighter than central safe
Let me tell you this since we talkin young
I met another girl, said her name was yvonne
Always talkin about havin fun
Once again in the bed I got it goin on
Im sir too $hort, couldnt be no punk
I try to get funky like female funk
So when you see me comin or see me goin
I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin
I once met a tender, she did it for free
On the foothill bust number forty-three
All the way on the back she was workin me
Had my big beatbox and I was jammin the beat
I met this freak named aunt winell
Macked on the baby like an ice-cold vet
Everythin she had is what I get
Cause Im too $hort, baby, I dont play that shit
I met another freak, her name was rita
Baby thought that $hort just might eat her
I told her like this, she can suck my peter
Or even go home cause I knew I didnt need her
Scratched her name off my telephone book
Never again I took a second look
Cause the next young freak, her name was sharon
She kept lookin, well, I kept stairin
Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin
She never left, she cutted out
I know you all know what Im talkin about
Theres a freak named shane, such a sinner
She smokes that pipe and shes gettin thinner
Shane is cool but her mind is gone
One fat rock and its goin on
She had another buddy, came by my place
Thick ass bitch, said her name was grace
She walked in the door wearin a lace
You shoulda seen that look that was on my face
Shes like this tender named belinda
Homeboys call her belinda the blender
She gave head like she made it up
She was twenty years old with a big round butt
Had a girl slick like olive oil
Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled
When she got mad he blood would boil
But I rapped her off like Im lookin a toy...

These are the tales, the freaky tales...
The tales that I tell so well...

Shockedy life, friday night, its goin on too $hort
Three weeks ago I met this freak
She followed me around like marys sheep
I hitted around the corner and when she came
I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name
She said it was nina and her mans in santa rita
I took her to my home and homeboy, I geed her
Set her on the way the very next way
Playboy $hort was ready to play
I bumped to this girl, her name was roseanne
We hitted the motel and got it goin on
Holiday inn to the break of dawn
When I took baby home, I freaked her mom
I knew this tender named shanie
I took her to the house and let her freak on me
Baby was a fan, she loved my beat
But I wouldnt raise my leg to let her kiss my feet
I met this freak named yolanda
Rolled baby doll like a brand new honda
I was on top and she was up under
The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder
I once had a datewith girl named kitty
She was so fine with big fat tiddies
All night long she was actin shitty
So I macked on baby like I was frank nitti
Theres another girl, her name is rose
I use to roll baby like brand new volvos
I never saw rose wearin clothes
Shes a pimp house pet, ready to pose
I was ridin down the street when I met janet
Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet
Ass everywhere, I just cant stand it
Tried to poem it but I could not manage
I had this freak, her name was bunny
Said I was the only man who ever called her honey
Everythin I did to her was funny
I macked on bunny and I took her money
Eight tonight a date with shirlie
She was really short and her hair was curly
If you saw baby you liked this girlie
She was so fine I went to get her early
Shirlie was freakin like a girl named rachel
Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal
She liked to kiss all on my neval
Those are her lips on top of my label
I knew another freak, her name was candy
Real big lips and they came in handy
I smooth got worked and it was so dandy
I hooked the brood up with my homeboy randy
He did me a favor in return
Gave me a lizard, said her name was laverne
Baby got tossed and I got it on
I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song
My young homeboy heard me rap
And said he had way more freaks than that
So I told him like this: they might be freakin
But, boy, you never had that t-p-treatment...

Odio a todos los que aman
y que felices estan
porque yo
no puedo tener
un amorsito que me comprenda
y que me diga "papi" "mami" y que me queria bien
Dios mio ayudame quiero olvidar
.
[Edited 3/21/09 18:55pm]

September never stays this cold
Where I come from
And you know
I'm not one for complaining,
But I love the way you'd roll
Excuses off the tip of your tongue
As I slowly fall apart (slowly, quietly, slowly)
Fall apart

This won't mean a thing come tomorrow
And that's exactly how I'll make it seem
Cause I'm still not sleeping,
Thinking I've crawled home from worse than this

So please, please (please)
I'm running out of sympathy (I'm running out of sympathy!)
And I never said I'd take this
I never said I'd take this lying down

She says
"come on, come on, let's just get this over with
She says
"come on, come on, let's just get this over with
(I never said I'd take this lying down, let's just get this over with,
And I've crawled home from worse than this)
She says
"come on, come on, let's just get this over with
She says
"come on, come on.."

You always come close but this never comes easy,
I still know everything
You always come close but this never comes easy,
I still know everything
You always come close but this never comes easy,
I still know everything
You always come so close...
I still know everything, I still know everything, I still know...

You always come close but this never comes easy
You always come close but this never comes easy
You always come... you come in close

I never said I'd take this lying down
I never said I'd take this lying down
I never said I'd take this lying down
But I've crawled home from worse than this

If it's not keeping you up nights
Then what's the point
Then what's the point
Then what's the point
Then what's the point

I'm in your room
Now is this turning you on
Am I turning you on?

I'm in your room
Are you turned on?

I'm on the corner of your bed,
I'm thinking maybe,
Are you turned on,
Are you turned on?