What's the difference? Did Mysterioso grow? It's like Dragonball Z. You've got to get a little older before you can hit the Super Saiyan 4 Mark. Just something I was thinking about. How many peeps detested that guy? How many find Myserioso more tolerable? Or are they just the same guy, trapped in a dense hourglass bottle with all the constricting dust cleared. Hmm! These are the things I ponder. Pardon if they seem rather decadent, indulgent, or primitive in nature. Do I ALWAYS think about me? FUCK NO! But....well, waddyathink? I'm just on the road to perdition, trying to find the fork in the road that leads me to the dead end of a cliff; obsoleting me in the process. Vindicating my lost soul.

A monkey. Smoking.

.....{Insert More Ellipses Here}!!!!!

Sorry but all I got was Road to Perdition. Didn't Bruce Willis star in that?

I feel fairly certain that nobody here has a fucking clue what this thread is about...
but smoking monkeys and Bruce Willis mentions are its saving grace...

Scratch my balls, asshat!

Mysterioso said:

how long have you been on the org?


time spent here makes a big difference. it's like high school.

I've been here as long as you have. I'm just not charismatic. Oh, and this thread is OLD as hell! I would thank roodboi, but he only brought back up to shit on it some more. I mean, just look at the comments above his and below my initial post. Insult to injury, man! -head
[Edited 4/5/09 21:47pm]

Mysterioso said:

Oh, my.

What's an "asshat"??? I feel really old right now.

Mysterioso said:

I think you underestimate my appreciation of smoking monkeys and Bruce Willis...


...and I didn't bring it back....I'm just a victim of participation

SCNDLS said:

1. Girdle/Depends for Old People


or

2. Enema/Colonoscopy Tube


or


3. Some crazy lingo from the modern hip and fab Gen-XXX (Post-Generation-X) youths that has no origination of derivative form or any etymology.
[Edited 4/5/09 21:55pm]

Mysterioso said:

Thanks for the clarification.

And why do your balls itch???

SCNDLS said:

girl, balls always itch, it's just what they do...

roodboi said:

I wasn't aware that in their natural state they perpetually itch. I thought there was a catalyst for the itchiness.

SCNDLS said:

let your ovaries hang outside, low and loose, for awhile...you'll see....

roodboi said:

SCNDLS said:

you're just mad 'cause you can't play with 'em whenever you wanna...


*note* when we say we're scratcing 'em 'cause they itch, that's our standby excuse when we're caught playing with 'em

roodboi said:

I knew it was JUST an excuse to touch yourselves! Filthy beasts!

Imago said:

My daughter, brother, Father, step-Father, & 2 God-sons are Libra...It's like that, and that's the way it is.

don't hate, masturbate !

Is this the most bizarre thread on the org?

MrsGoodnight said:

no !

darn it I thought this was the farrah fawcett anal cancer thread

Funny sig, ZombieSexKitten! I can just imagine you screaming, "Dimi, WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?!"

Who cares!

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[Edited 4/6/09 5:49am]

Mysterioso said:

Dimi?! the only Dimi I know is pushing Herbalife

Fauxie said:

Well obviously you do since you opened up to see about it.

Mysterioso said:

I opened it up to shit on it, whatever it turned out to be. I was just in that kind of mood.