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A Couple Had Been Married For 50 Years They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning
when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!  | |
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SEXXXAAYYY!!!! 
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 With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. | |
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Graycap23 said: I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
HA! | |
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Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
Granny: The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." | |
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Graycap23 said: "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
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 you don't get boobs in the coffee till your 70th anniversary
happy friday funk   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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Graycap23 said: I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
That is good. Groucho? | |
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I just read this in an email, in the same vicinity, so here it is:
The women said to her husband of long standing: "When I die, will you marry again?"
He said: "Of course not, not ever; you're probably going to outlive me anyway. You're not to talk like that." "But if you did marry again, would you bring her to live in this house?" "This is a silly conversation. You're not going to die; for the record I like this house, always have." "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" "Stop this; you're not going to die. I am very fond of our bed, so I'll go on sleeping in it." "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" "Good heavens no; she is left-handed." |
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omg  | |
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Smooches;) | |
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Graycap23 said: "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
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Great...all I can see are naked old people when I close my eyes.....and they look like my parents!!!  Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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StillGotIt said: Great...all I can see are naked old people when I close my eyes.....and they look like my parents!!!
 "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: StillGotIt said: Great...all I can see are naked old people when I close my eyes.....and they look like my parents!!!
OMG! Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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in the words of the great john witherspooon.....
BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG...FROM THE ROOTER TO THE TOOTER...!!! THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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You know what I did before I married?
.....Anything I wanted to. | |
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Ace said: Graycap23 said: I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
That is good. Groucho? Freud..... | |
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Graycap23 said: You know what I did before I married?
.....Anything I wanted to. .....And you STILL married her. 
Happy ass man you. | |
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paintedlady said: Graycap23 said: You know what I did before I married?
.....Anything I wanted to. .....And you STILL married her.
Happy ass man you. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. | |
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Graycap23 said: paintedlady said: .....And you STILL married her.
Happy ass man you. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. and you're still happy....  | |
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paintedlady said: Graycap23 said: My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. and you're still happy.... Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. | |
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Graycap23 said: paintedlady said: and you're still happy.... Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.  | |
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