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Reply #90 posted 12/03/02 5:47pm

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Therapy said:


Not to mention his coat lining, which he ripped out on the way home and used as toilet paper after jumping in a hedge and taking the rest of his shit...!


Damn... he was a member of the royal family, right?

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Reply #91 posted 12/04/02 1:33am

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Here's the thread you asked about i started a couple months back...enjoy:


Uhh, I'll try lol
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Reply #92 posted 12/04/02 1:35am

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IceNine said:

Therapy said:

IceNine said:

Therapy said:

CalhounSq said:

Therapy said:

He actually pulled a bit out while we were speaking and threw it underneath the door...


:O I'm not sure I understand this... He took a piece of shit from his ass & threw it under the door of a phone booth??? confuse shake


You understand correctly.


That is wrong on so many levels.


What levels man?! How many other than 'wrong'?!


Well... in many ways:

Shitting in a phone booth
Touching shit with your hands
Throwing shit into the street
Shitting while on the phone with your girlfriend
Being too lazy to go to the bathroom to take care of business
etc.


That's the wrongest of the wrong!! WHY would anyone grab a handfull of shit??!! And what did he do w/ that hand when he was done??!! omfg shake
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Reply #93 posted 12/04/02 1:42am

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That's the wrongest of the wrong!! WHY would anyone grab a handfull of shit??!! And what did he do w/ that hand when he was done??!! omfg shake


Just remember you asked...I wasn't actually there, but he probably at some point sniffed it. He was a dirty animal, in every way man. The guy used to scratch his bum hole with his fingers and sniff after, or he'd come over to me and pin me down and wipe his fingers under my nose. Some other poor cow is probably enduring that same unpleasant 'charm' from him nowadays. Thank God my man now is a clean bunny!!
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Reply #94 posted 12/04/02 1:47am

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Therapy said:

CalhounSq said:

That's the wrongest of the wrong!! WHY would anyone grab a handfull of shit??!! And what did he do w/ that hand when he was done??!! omfg shake


Just remember you asked...I wasn't actually there, but he probably at some point sniffed it. He was a dirty animal, in every way man. The guy used to scratch his bum hole with his fingers and sniff after, or he'd come over to me and pin me down and wipe his fingers under my nose. Some other poor cow is probably enduring that same unpleasant 'charm' from him nowadays. Thank God my man now is a clean bunny!!


His face should be plastered around town w/ a friggin' warning sign!! ill
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Reply #95 posted 12/04/02 1:49am

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CalhounSq said:

Therapy said:

CalhounSq said:

That's the wrongest of the wrong!! WHY would anyone grab a handfull of shit??!! And what did he do w/ that hand when he was done??!! omfg shake


Just remember you asked...I wasn't actually there, but he probably at some point sniffed it. He was a dirty animal, in every way man. The guy used to scratch his bum hole with his fingers and sniff after, or he'd come over to me and pin me down and wipe his fingers under my nose. Some other poor cow is probably enduring that same unpleasant 'charm' from him nowadays. Thank God my man now is a clean bunny!!


His face should be plastered around town w/ a friggin' warning sign!! ill


evillol yeah... or a 'men at work' sign with poo on the shovel outside his house...
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Reply #96 posted 12/04/02 4:34am

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Therapy said:

CalhounSq said:

That's the wrongest of the wrong!! WHY would anyone grab a handfull of shit??!! And what did he do w/ that hand when he was done??!! omfg shake


Just remember you asked...I wasn't actually there, but he probably at some point sniffed it. He was a dirty animal, in every way man. The guy used to scratch his bum hole with his fingers and sniff after, or he'd come over to me and pin me down and wipe his fingers under my nose. Some other poor cow is probably enduring that same unpleasant 'charm' from him nowadays. Thank God my man now is a clean bunny!!


Holy shit!

That guy is a charmer. smile
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