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PrintableThecherryloon said: mrchristian said: Tell you a good story...i went to a party about 8-9 years ago with some co-workers of mine(used to work in the local bar scene)...anyway, when i got there i started drinking random drinks--becuz they didn't have much--from wine to beer to some awfully strong mixed drinks.
Well after a few drinks in a short period i had to fart, but when i did i shit in my pants, just a squirt or two, but enough to make you worry about it. I snuck away and used a basement bathroom, away from the main party and proceeded to wash my ass and throw my underwear and the towel i used out their back window. When i got back to the party, no one noticed i was gone and i was clean as a whistle...minus the underwear, of course. Why would you even contemplate admitting that? mind you i once had to flush some underwear down the toilet at my friends house for exactly the same reason! I can tell you that underwear wasn't keen on going anywhere, I had to throw some water down that toilet to make sure. stupid weakass flush!   | |
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rdhull said: mrchristian said: Tell you a good story...i went to a party about 8-9 years ago with some co-workers of mine(used to work in the local bar scene)...anyway, when i got there i started drinking random drinks--becuz they didn't have much--from wine to beer to some awfully strong mixed drinks.
Well after a few drinks in a short period i had to fart, but when i did i shit in my pants, just a squirt or two, but enough to make you worry about it. I snuck away and used a basement bathroom, away from the main party and proceeded to wash my ass and throw my underwear and the towel i used out their back window. When i got back to the party, no one noticed i was gone and i was clean as a whistle...minus the underwear, of course. Did u tell this story on amp before? I wanna tell my shit my pants story but its too mortifying  | |
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sag10 said: CarrieLee said: Love is not being able to fart in front of someone!! I've known this guy for 8 years and he will never hear me fart unless it's in my sleep! He farts all the time and I don't care, I just won't fart in front of him. Wait, I don't fart at all...women don't fart
Yea, well I wait for a couple of years then I humble them...  LOL!!! @ sag10 | |
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Yeah i went to use the restroom today and the smell was so vile. I was desperatly trying to hold my breath. I figured if i pulled my shirt over my face i could breath in my cologne. The stupid shirt slipped off. I just held my breath and tried to breath through my mouth but then it felt as if i was swallowing the stench. Anyways after i quickly washed my hands i couldnt breath and took a breath as i opened the door and got a big wiff of it. I wanted to vomit and my eyes were all teary. I hate that Peace and Love! | |
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I never take a dump except at my own place.
My body never feels like it needs to, until I come back home. | |
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(in my best Michael Stipe voice)
When the day is long, and the restroom, the restroom is yours alone and your sure you've drunk too much, hang on Just let yourself go coz everybody dumps, Everybody farts... sometimes. | |
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Courtesy flushes should be mandatory... that guy that fucked the bowl up this morning must have had shit piled all the way to the top of the fucking bowl in order for that smell to even be possible! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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All along, i thought courtesy flushes were the 2nd
flush...you know, i rid of all the shit debris hanging around in the bowl after the original deed. Haha...i've been one of those vile creatures everyones complaining about. 
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Revolution said: All along, i thought courtesy flushes were the 2nd
flush...you know, i rid of all the shit debris hanging around in the bowl after the original deed. Haha...i've been one of those vile creatures everyones complaining about.
I'm learning things on the ORG...dear Lord.
Yeah, you gotta hit that fucking flusher when you are powering out a stinking load... otherwise you are being a real meanie to all those whose olfactory neurons are being attacked by your vile shit vapors. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BorisFishpaw said: (in my best Michael Stipe voice)
When the day is long, and the restroom, the restroom is yours alone and your sure you've drunk too much, hang on Just let yourself go coz everybody dumps, Everybody farts... sometimes. I got my bic lighter on waving it..oh wait..No I don't..methane is explosive."Climb in my fur." | |
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Still at this thread | |
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LaVisHh said: Still
at this threadIt wasn't funny when I was trapped in the fucking bathroom with that wolf bait dropping prick!  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: Still
at this threadIt wasn't funny when I was trapped in the fucking bathroom with that wolf bait dropping prick! I bet your facial expression on the way out was! 
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: Still
at this threadIt wasn't funny when I was trapped in the fucking bathroom with that wolf bait dropping prick! I bet your facial expression on the way out was!
I probably looked like I had been kicked in the balls... Goddamn, that was horrible!  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: I could not keep myself from saying, "Oh, god... that is fucking horrible" when I smelled it... the big stall patron did not waver in his resolve, he just kept pounding it out.
This thread has me cracking up!!
BTW, I will NEVER, EVER fart in front of a man!!!  I'll be the 007 of farts before I resort to that!!    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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mrchristian said: No you're probably remembering my late nite/ribs/beer/diarhhea/cowpie dump outside Burger King story.
Good NESS, what's THAT story like??!!
mrchristian said: Well after a few drinks in a short period i had to fart, but when i did i shit in my pants, just a squirt or two, but enough to make you worry about it.
How much more does it take?!! ROFL...  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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langebleu said: A friend of mine knows someone who was so afraid to use someone else's facilities that, when she was staying the weekend as a guest at someone else's house, she wrapped her turd in toilet paper and took it home in her luggage rather than risk leaving a humiliating floater that refused to budge!!!
And I thought I was anally retentive. That's not anally retentive, it's downright fucking disgusting!! Walk around w/ a piece of SHIT in your bag???  Good NESS!!! I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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I went sailing once with my ex boyfriend on his Dad's boat. I swear, I've walked past some stinkin' gents loos in my time, but the loo on this boat wins hands down on the stinkiness front. I thought my eyes were going to bleed when I walked in there, I had to take precautions in the end, in the form of tying a tea towel round my head to block out the smell. Truly savage. | |
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And a different ex phoned me from a phone box one night. He said he really needed a shit while we were on the phone. He actually pulled a bit out while we were speaking and threw it underneath the door... The funny thing was, someone was walking past with their dog and saw him do it!! | |
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Therapy said: He actually pulled a bit out while we were speaking and threw it underneath the door...
:O I'm not sure I understand this... He took a piece of shit from his ass & threw it under the door of a phone booth???  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Here I sit all broken hearted
Paid a dime and only farted...yesterday i took a chance saved a dime & shit my pants.(not really i was just going a long with what icenine had said)  **************************************************
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ThaHumanBody said: Here I sit all broken hearted
Paid a dime and only farted...yesterday i took a chance saved a dime & shit my pants.(not really i was just going a long with what icenine had said) Nice continuation! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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CalhounSq said: Therapy said: He actually pulled a bit out while we were speaking and threw it underneath the door...
:O I'm not sure I understand this... He took a piece of shit from his ass & threw it under the door of a phone booth??? You understand correctly. | |
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Therapy said: CalhounSq said: Therapy said: He actually pulled a bit out while we were speaking and threw it underneath the door...
:O I'm not sure I understand this... He took a piece of shit from his ass & threw it under the door of a phone booth??? You understand correctly. That is wrong on so many levels. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Therapy said: CalhounSq said: Therapy said: He actually pulled a bit out while we were speaking and threw it underneath the door...
:O I'm not sure I understand this... He took a piece of shit from his ass & threw it under the door of a phone booth??? You understand correctly. That is wrong on so many levels. What levels man?! How many other than 'wrong'?! | |
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| Speaking of disgusting...
When I lived in San Francisco I was waiting for the street car on this corner, I turned around and this lady had her pants down doing poo poo in front of the whole world. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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Therapy said: IceNine said: Therapy said: CalhounSq said: Therapy said: He actually pulled a bit out while we were speaking and threw it underneath the door...
:O I'm not sure I understand this... He took a piece of shit from his ass & threw it under the door of a phone booth??? You understand correctly. That is wrong on so many levels. What levels man?! How many other than 'wrong'?! Well... in many ways: Shitting in a phone booth Touching shit with your hands Throwing shit into the street Shitting while on the phone with your girlfriend Being too lazy to go to the bathroom to take care of business etc. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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CalhounSq said: mrchristian said: No you're probably remembering my late nite/ribs/beer/diarhhea/cowpie dump outside Burger King story.
Good NESS, what's THAT story like??!!
mrchristian said: Well after a few drinks in a short period i had to fart, but when i did i shit in my pants, just a squirt or two, but enough to make you worry about it.
How much more does it take?!! ROFL... Here's the thread you asked about i started a couple months back...enjoy: http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_250509 | |
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IceNine said: Therapy said: IceNine said: Therapy said: CalhounSq said: Therapy said: He actually pulled a bit out while we were speaking and threw it underneath the door...
:O I'm not sure I understand this... He took a piece of shit from his ass & threw it under the door of a phone booth??? You understand correctly. That is wrong on so many levels. What levels man?! How many other than 'wrong'?! Well... in many ways: Shitting in a phone booth Touching shit with your hands Throwing shit into the street Shitting while on the phone with your girlfriend Being too lazy to go to the bathroom to take care of business etc. Not to mention his coat lining, which he ripped out on the way home and used as toilet paper after jumping in a hedge and taking the rest of his shit...! | |
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