Do pay-per-use bathrooms exist anymore? I remember a store in Hawaii called, S.H. Kress (dept store that sold just about everything, including a restaurant) used to have one... had to pay a dime for the door of the stall to open up!

LaVisHh said:

Here I sit all broken hearted
Paid a dime and only farted...

IceNine said:

That brought a tear to my eye. sniffle

LaVisHh said:

Here... this one will kill you then:

Here I sit in silent bliss
Listening to the trickling piss
Now and then a fart is heard
Cutting through a stinking turd

I always use the handicapped stall ( shades of George Costanza). Who could stand to poop in one of those small ones or with someone next to you..yuck! The handicapped ones are always clean and just so damn spacious. They are like the limosuines of toilet stalls.

You just don't get this level of entertainment on a.m.p.

CarrieLee said:

WHAT! CarrieLEE! It's my mission in life to let the world know that women fart! Be proud!
My boyfriend and I are always ripping them and then giggle like church mice...
We're the hetrosexual couple equivilent of Terrance and Philip.

teller said:

fuck amp

rdhull said:

I love the handicapped stalls

IceNine said:

LaVisHh said:

It is a tear-jerker, isn't it?

:LOL:

applekisses said:

they're the bomb they got those hangers on th e door where you can hang your bag, coat etc and be free! Dont have to be touching the side walls with your arms..ewww

Thecherryloon said:

What do you do when you go on holiday???

A friend of mine knows someone who was so afraid to use someone else's facilities that, when she was staying the weekend as a guest at someone else's house, she wrapped her turd in toilet paper and took it home in her luggage rather than risk leaving a humiliating floater that refused to budge!!!

And I thought I was anally retentive.

langebleu said:

yeah right! Thats a boguis story..But I used to be shit-shy too. Till one day it couldnt be helped..after that it has become a free for all.

rdhull said:

What happens with motherfuckers that have huge fucking asses? The regular stalls are Gilligan style, not Skipper style... the big stall can be used for a Skipper and Gilligan affair if you swing that way.

langebleu said:

gigglin

Another question:

What's with old people and all the grunting and moaning when they have to use the bathroom?

Are they passing a brick?

What about when they pee?

Why do they breath so damn hard.

Freeks me out when I'm in a public restroom and there is an older person in there.

I don't know if they are in pain or experiencing some kind of pleasure.

Either way, I don't want to be in the same room with them when they relieve themselves.

yamomma said:

This deserves a topic of its own!

I suspect that the older gentlemen are not getting enough Metamucil brand fiber in their diet and are risking a rectal prolapse... thus the tortured sounds.

IceNine said:

FUCK WILL STOP :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: iM DYIN!

langebleu said:[quote]

Thecherryloon said:

What do you do when you go on holiday???

go in the ocean.

THE END ALL...BE ALL OF PUBLIC TOILET EXPERIENCES...
(I may get choked up here...)
The handicapped stall with the on-the-wall assgasket dispenser and the autoflush!!!

applekisses said:

Pure NIRVANA!

IceNine said:

You could host an entire gay Sadie Hawkins dance in a handicapped stall if you wanted to!

IceNine said:

oh damn

Tell you a good story...i went to a party about 8-9 years ago with some co-workers of mine(used to work in the local bar scene)...anyway, when i got there i started drinking random drinks--becuz they didn't have much--from wine to beer to some awfully strong mixed drinks.
Well after a few drinks in a short period i had to fart, but when i did i shit in my pants, just a squirt or two, but enough to make you worry about it.
I snuck away and used a basement bathroom, away from the main party and proceeded to wash my ass and throw my underwear and the towel i used out their back window.
When i got back to the party, no one noticed i was gone and i was clean as a whistle...minus the underwear, of course.

mrchristian said:

Did u tell this story on amp before? I wanna tell my shit my pants story but its too mortifying

mrchristian said:

Why would you even contemplate admitting that?

mind you i once had to flush some underwear down the toilet at my friends house for exactly the same reason! I can tell you that underwear wasn't keen on going anywhere, I had to throw some water down that toilet to make sure.

stupid weakass flush!

you people crack me up

oops
[This message was edited Mon Dec 2 15:24:57 PST 2002 by rdhull]