1. Who was the first person you kissed?

2. What, if any, is your best feature?

3. Puppies or kittens?

4. Kittens or steak?

5. What's your biggest regret in life?

6. Why is Avril Lavigne?

7. What do you eat for breakfast?

8. Software - buy or download free?

9. Switching teams, who on the org would get it?

10. Isn't dialling 911 when injured just attention seeking?


You start. I've already lost interest.

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Fauxie said:

1. Who was the first person you kissed?

Larry when I was 7 years old.

2. What, if any, is your best feature?

My lips and smile.


3. Puppies or kittens?

Puppies.

4. Kittens or steak?

Steak.

5. What's your biggest regret in life?

Not being able to keep my feelings to myself.

6. Why is Avril Lavigne?

Hell, why is Britney Spears?

7. What do you eat for breakfast?

Oatmeal or a breakfast bar.

8. Software - buy or download free?

Download.

9. Switching teams, who on the org would get it?

IrresistibleB1tch.

10. Isn't dialling 911 when injured just attention seeking?

Y'all really hate kittens huh.

Fauxie said:

1. Chris Roussell
2. My dimples
3. Puppies
4. Steak
5. Not going to nursing school sooner.
6. Huh?
7. Cereal. Sometimes icecream.
8. Buy??
9. Jess, Mushanga, Charlotte, and Ocean. Those are the top four I guess.
10.

hokie said:

You eat ice cream for breakfast?

1. Who was the first person you kissed?
I'm ashamed to say I don't remember. I'm fairly sure his name was Joshua.

2. What, if any, is your best feature?
My eyebrows I would guess.

3. Puppies or kittens?
Kittens.

4. Kittens or steak?
Um, steak.

5. What's your biggest regret in life?
I always have and probably always will avoid conflict, even when it's necessary. Although at this very moment my biggest regret is not having fixed my meat pie two hours ago.

6. Why is Avril Lavigne?
Maybe she's intended as a modern torture device.

7. What do you eat for breakfast?
Sometimes I don't eat breakfast at all, since I get up in afternoons. When I do it's either cereal, toast, or rice with tons of sugar.

8. Software - buy or download free?
Download free.

9. Switching teams, who on the org would get it?
the people mentioned in previous posts?

10. Isn't dialling 911 when injured just attention seeking?
Yes.

1. Who was the first person you kissed?
My mother or father, I would think.

2. What, if any, is your best feature?
Men in Black ...Who Like to Have Sex with Each Other.

3. Puppies or kittens?
For a pet? Pups. For butt-fucking? Kittens all the way!

4. Kittens or steak?
Still kittens. My experience has been that a steak is unresponsive.

5. What's your biggest regret in life?
"His one regret in life is that he is not someone else." - Woody Allen

6. Why is Avril Lavigne?
To get to the other side?

7. What do you eat for breakfast?
The Breakfast of Champions: dick.

8. Software - buy or download free?
I prefer to download it for free, in that it doesn't cost me any money.

9. Switching teams, who on the org would get it?
I think Vendetta1 would understand that, with playing careers being so short, you've got to go where the money is. A championship ring is a nice bonus, but - ultimately - you've got to look out for your family.

10. Isn't dialling 911 when injured just attention seeking?
Depends on the severity of the injury. Impaled your brain with a knitting needle? Medical assistance may be in order. Hangnail? Don't be surprised if the operator requests that you, "Go wash your pussy". Which brings us back to Question# 3.

Fauxie said:

Vendetta1 said:

deal!

Ace said:

Ace said:

You are so freakin' awesome.

Ace said:

You're a menace to kittens, you better stay away from them.

Fauxie said:

1. Steve in 7th grade

2. (physical) eyes and mouth, (non-physical) open-mindedness

3. Kittens

4. Kittens (umm, but not to eat!)

5. Not trying harder

6. I don't know

7. Fiber bar, or a pack of dry instant oatmeal and a cup of tea

8. Download

9. Veronikka, Zombiekitten, Funkmistress would make up the top 3 I guess

10. Depends on how bad you're hurt

Vendetta1 said:

I will never be half as awesome as you, so stop blowing smoke up my keester!

LleeLlee said:

Well, look at what the cat dragged in... Isn't it a little late over there in BennyHillLand? Are you knitting Prince thongs, again?

1. Who was the first person you kissed? My first boyfriend, John, when I was 17.

2. What, if any, is your best feature? My hair.

3. Puppies or kittens? kitties!

4. Kittens or steak? kitties!

5. What's your biggest regret in life? It's big enough, I don't wanna talk about it here.

6. Why is Avril Lavigne? Cause she don't like your girlfriend.

7. What do you eat for breakfast? Kashi Go Lean Crunch w/organic yogurt

8. Software - buy or download free? Buy I suppose, although I never bought any other than what was factory loaded on my laptop.

9. Switching teams, who on the org would get it? All the ladies here are fabulous.

10. Isn't dialling 911 when injured just attention seeking? what?

Fauxie said:

Aww, Nick you're lovely

Fauxie said:

Sometimes.

It's goooood.

It's my biggest weakness.

Ace said:

Did you know that Guru Pitka grew up in Harenmah-Keester?

Ace said:

Its early here, we put our clocks back three hours. I'm knitting you a lady doll. It looks like a cross between Woody Allen and PJ Harvey, you will love it.

LleeLlee said:

sorry to get all in you twos banter, but I couldn't help but laugh

thekidsgirl said:

You'll kill a kitten and then not even eat it? You disgust me.

LleeLlee said:

A lady doll? What the living crap is that?

hokie said:

No, it's not going to nursing school sooner. That shit was weak.

thekidsgirl said:

The more, the merrier! How's the kid?

PinkOrchid said:

Depends who you are.

I mean, thanks.

Fauxie said:

HAHAHA! wait, steak is already dead, so the kitten is too
Therefore I didn't kill it!

Fauxie said:

Really my biggest regret??? Right now I wish that I had not depended on my ex husband financially. I don't regret staying home to raise my kids. But, if I would have gone to school earlier I would be able to take care of myself right now. It's really stressful to think that I couldn't even support myself right now.

Ace said:

A doll that looks like a lady.


I know you aint seen a lady in in a very long time but surely you haven't forgotten what one looks like.