I think that dude is hilarious! Have a great time!

RodeoSchro said:

Thanks!

Ace said:

Sure. Wish I was going!

I'm also going to by "Working on a Dream" today!

RodeoSchro said:

I don't care for it. But hope you enjoy it!

I thought you meant this guy:



George Wendt, aka "Norm" from the 80's sitcom "Cheers". Love that show!!

ingamilo said:

Norm never disappoints! I mean, this is a guy who brought the house down by saying, "Well, I don't think there's anybody here who would not want to watch Henry Fonda pick blueberries!"

psychodelicide said:

Uh, has this Norm ever said (on the topic of Earth Day), 'No, I lied: I don't really celebrate Earth Day. I don't even get it. I mean, it's just a giant ball of dirt, innit? Just a big, giant ball of dirt! Nah, I don't care much for The Earth.'?

I am soooo jealous. I love that guy!!!!

Vendetta1 said:

He could be my favourite human being ever.

Ace said:

Dirty Work is in my favorite films of all time.

Vendetta1 said:

"Okay: Listen up, prostitutes!"

Ace said:

"It rhymes with cock."

Vendetta1 said:

"Hello, real cops?"

Ace said:

"Note to self: remember to get ass wart cream for the wart. On my ass."



I think I am gonna put it on again right now.

Vendetta1 said:

"Pal, I think I know a dead hooker when I see one!"

after Mitch is raped in prison:

"You fellas have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that. Ridiculous. Completely ridiculous. Can you believe these characters? Way out of line. Way out of line. Have a good mind to go to the warden about this. You know what hurts the most is the... the lack of respect. You know? That's what hurts the most. Except for the... Except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most."

Vendetta1 said:

One of the best parts of the movie.

"Way out of line!"

Ace said:

I am laughing my ass off right now.

The whole movie is quote worthy.

"time to pay the fiddler, whore!"

Recent Norm joke:

'You know that commercial, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"? Well, I looked at that phrase and, you know, it's not like you can kill somebody in Vegas and split and everything's cool, right? So I examined that phrase and what it actually means is, "In Vegas, you can have sex with a prostitute and she will not tell your wife!" ...Not like those gossipy small town whores where you come from. ...What I'm saying is, they're blabbermouths! They're at the beauty salon and, "You're married to Hank Johnson?! Why, I just shit on his face last night! Small world!'

Ace said:

My favorite Family Guy episode will forever be the one with Norm as Death.

Vendetta1 said:

I've never seen Family Guy. Apparently, Norm couldn't do any follow-up episodes, though, so someone else did the voice in subsequent shows.

Ace said:

Adam freakin' Corolla does the follow-ups.

Dude, you gotta see that episode. He has sex with a dead chick.

Ace said:

The guy has aged pretty damn good. His voice alone gets me laughing. He could say "Yeah!" and it'd be funny. Distinctive. Especially as "Death" on Family Guy. HA!

Vendetta1 said:

From Norm's SNL monologue as host (the season after being fired from the cast):

'So, how did I go, in one year, from being not funny enough to even be on the show, to hosting the show?! I mean, did I get that much funnier in a year? And then I realized, it's not that I've gotten funnier, it's that the show has gotten really, really bad! You'll see a little later on what I mean.'

Mysterioso said:

Is that ep. online anywhere?

Mysterioso said:

Yeah, he can make pretty much anything funny! His delivery is just so genius! He can just say, "What?!" and crack me up.

Ace said:

Not sure if he ever did, but my guess is no.

Uh, I don't think you people realize the gravity of this announcement.