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One Morning While Making Breakfast A man walked up to his redheaded wife and pinched her on her butt
and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman, and your brother."  | |
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 Dang! | |
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Poor mini dick.  | |
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 "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
"....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03  | |
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 Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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be careful what you wish for!
happy friday funky   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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As a readhead I am not totally sure if I should laugh or cry  .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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Size really DOES matter! 
Poolboy?
Gardner too?
AND the brother?? 
But remember...the postman always cums twice. 
 "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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