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Thread started 01/27/09 3:27am

jami0mckay

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Goat detained for armed robbery

A goat has been detained on suspicion of armed robbery, police in Nigeria have confirmed.


A group of vigilantes caught the animal and took it to the Kwara state force where they alleged that it had attempted to steal a Mazda 323, reports Metro.

The local group claimed that a criminal had used black magic to transform himself into a goat in order to escape the scene.

Police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said: "The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However, one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that human being turned into a goat."

http://www.digitalspy.co....bbery.html
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Reply #1 posted 01/27/09 3:28am

Cloudbuster

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The intelligence of humans never ceases to amaze. lol
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Reply #2 posted 01/27/09 3:29am

jami0mckay

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Cloudbuster said:

The intelligence of humans never ceases to amaze. lol

lol lol
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Reply #3 posted 01/27/09 3:31am

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Sometimes, I imagine my Wife's a sheep.

boff
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Reply #4 posted 01/27/09 3:33am

jami0mckay

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mcmeekle said:

Sometimes, I imagine my Wife's a sheep.

boff



falloff
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Reply #5 posted 01/27/09 3:52am

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mcmeekle said:

Sometimes, I imagine my Wife's a sheep.

boff



oh baaaaa by smile
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Reply #6 posted 01/27/09 4:15am

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XxAxX said:

mcmeekle said:

Sometimes, I imagine my Wife's a sheep.

boff



oh baaaaa by smile

"I love ewe!"
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Reply #7 posted 01/27/09 4:18am

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mcmeekle said:

XxAxX said:

oh baaaaa by smile


"I love ewe!"


lol
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Reply #8 posted 01/27/09 5:13am

LleeLlee

llama
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Reply #9 posted 01/27/09 6:00am

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LleeLlee said:

llama


LlamaLleeLlee

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Reply #10 posted 01/27/09 6:08am

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mcmeekle said:

XxAxX said:




oh baaaaa by smile

"I love ewe!"



shear me baaaby biggrin
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Reply #11 posted 01/27/09 6:11am

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jami0mckay said:

A goat has been detained on suspicion of armed robbery, police in Nigeria have confirmed.



The local group claimed that a criminal had used black magic to transform himself into a goat in order to escape the scene.

Police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said: "The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However, one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.




Right. The Master and Margarita. Russian Literature. It should explain the whole thing. Read it. (Free! book on the web. Free! Free!)
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Reply #12 posted 01/27/09 8:07am

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looks guilty to me!
cop
heart Life heart Sexy
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Reply #13 posted 01/27/09 11:11am

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looks guilty to me!
cop

thumbs up! lol
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Reply #14 posted 01/27/09 11:28am

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Aannastesia2 said:

looks guilty to me!
cop


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Reply #15 posted 01/27/09 11:30am

JustErin

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Lack of real education in the world is terrifying.
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Reply #16 posted 01/27/09 11:31am

MagnificentVoo
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pretty clever! but if you're able to turn into a goat, why steal a car? why not turn into something that could fly? or better yet, why not turn yourself into money and your buddies can spend you?
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Reply #17 posted 01/27/09 11:42am

Teacher

I never liked goats, but on the other hand the 323 isn't a favourite either. hmmm
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