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The worst date you have ever been on So I went on a date with a friends brother in law who I've never met before. First of all he told me he will take me to the best ice cream place which is very popular even in Switzerland (now in the middle of winter). And guess what that ice cream place was! A regular ice cream cafe inside a shopping center - hello? Its popular in Switzerland because it's a chain :rolleyes:
But anyway the actual problem was he started talking and never stopped. He was talking 90 % of the time to tell me after the date how amazing I am (how would he know unless he is looking for a listener). And nothing he told me was either interesting nor sexy. What a waste of time. I feel sorry for myself and all the single women in the world who have to go through bad first dates. My next first date is coming up in 1 or 2 weeks. I told the guy I'm quite busy working and stuff, I think I need to get emotionally prepared for the next date. Whats the worst date you have ever been on? [Edited 1/23/09 11:03am] 18 August 2007, O2 Arena, London
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I went on a date with this very muscular, clean cut man. Everything went well until the end of the date, when he pulled out a bunch of Penthouse Forum books. He gave them to me, and I threw them on the ground and walked out on his creepy ass. | |
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GetAwayFromMe said: he pulled out a bunch of Penthouse Forum books. He gave them to me.
And he did that because? Did he want to scare you off? Sometimes muscular clean cut men don't have much brain. I especially stay away from those with fake sun tans... 18 August 2007, O2 Arena, London
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Worst date.
I went to a Sadie Hawkins with a girlfriend in high school. We had ribs for dinner at her place. When we made out later that night I can feel pieces of rib stuck to her teeth. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Worst date.
I went to a Sadie Hawkins with a girlfriend in high school. We had ribs for dinner at her place. When we made out later that night I can feel pieces of rib stuck to her teeth. EWWWWW!!!!! | |
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Dinner date with a dude that stabbed himself with a fork (yes, it went straight up his nostril) causing a severe nosebleed.... he refused medical help, so he went to the bathroom and jammed half a roll of toiletpaper up his nose, AND KEPT IT THERE
so sexy um yeah, I went straight home by myself in a cab after that. . [Edited 1/23/09 12:43pm] | |
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Some queen who cried during Disney's Beauty and The Beast and was really proud that he was a card caring member of the Official Wizard of Oz fan club.
He also kept talking bout the reason he lost his hair was due to lyme disease. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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When Hokie and I had lunch together in Baghdad last year. Lets just say it was a blast.....NICE CHOICE HOKIE!!!!! | |
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GermanHottie1981 said: GetAwayFromMe said: he pulled out a bunch of Penthouse Forum books. He gave them to me.
And he did that because? Did he want to scare you off? Sometimes muscular clean cut men don't have much brain. I especially stay away from those with fake sun tans... I guess he thought it would turn me on, but all it did was gross me out. IDIOT! | |
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paintedlady said: Dinner date with a dude that stabbed himself with a fork (yes, it went straight up his nostril) causing a severe nosebleed.... he refused medical help, so we went to the bathroom and jammed half a roll of toiletpaper up his nose, AND KEPT IT THERE
so sexy um yeah, I went straight home by myself in a cab after that. Dam!!!!! | |
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Ex-Moderator | Over the course of a single glass of wine I discovered the man sitting across from me was racist and xenophobic (he wanted to move his mother out of her neighborhood cause her black, muslim, Somali immigrant neighbors "were looking at her as if she were the weird one"), homophobic (he even did the horrible gay impression with a limp wrist and a lisp) and he called me a fag hag. It kept getting worse and worse and worse. Thankfully there was no one sitting near us but I was deathly embarrassed at even the thought that the server would overhear him and think I was his girlfriend or something. |
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went out on a date with a guy who would only stop talking long enough to look at my boobs and sigh
He got up to go to the restroom, I got up and left. JERK!!!! Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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CarrieLee said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Worst date.
I went to a Sadie Hawkins with a girlfriend in high school. We had ribs for dinner at her place. When we made out later that night I can feel pieces of rib stuck to her teeth. EWWWWW!!!!! The ribs were delicious..... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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paintedlady said: Dinner date with a dude that stabbed himself with a fork (yes, it went straight up his nostril) causing a severe nosebleed.... he refused medical help, so he went to the bathroom and jammed half a roll of toiletpaper up his nose, AND KEPT IT THERE
so sexy um yeah, I went straight home by myself in a cab after that. . [Edited 1/23/09 12:43pm] "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CarrieLee said: EWWWWW!!!!! The ribs were delicious..... but wait, why were you licking her teeth? [Edited 1/23/09 13:54pm] "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: The ribs were delicious..... Before, I tasted them on her teeth....I mean. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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see edit above "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: The ribs were delicious..... but wait, why were you licking her teeth? [Edited 1/23/09 13:54pm] Well we were making out so my tongue brushed up against them. I wasn't purposely licking her teeth, NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.(for those teeth fetishists) MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: minneapolisgenius said: but wait, why were you licking her teeth? [Edited 1/23/09 13:54pm] Well we were making out so my tongue brushed up against them. I wasn't purposely licking her teeth, NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.(for those teeth fetishists) I see. Yeah we wouldn't want to upset Cloudbuster any more than necessary. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Well we were making out so my tongue brushed up against them. I wasn't purposely licking her teeth, NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.(for those teeth fetishists) I see. Yeah we wouldn't want to upset Cloudbuster any more than necessary. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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i am so ashamed of yall sometimes.
THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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CarrieMpls said: Over the course of a single glass of wine I discovered the man sitting across from me was racist and xenophobic (he wanted to move his mother out of her neighborhood cause her black, muslim, Somali immigrant neighbors "were looking at her as if she were the weird one"), homophobic (he even did the horrible gay impression with a limp wrist and a lisp) and he called me a fag hag. It kept getting worse and worse and worse. Thankfully there was no one sitting near us but I was deathly embarrassed at even the thought that the server would overhear him and think I was his girlfriend or something.
Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song
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I've never been on a bad date. It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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FuNkeNsteiN said: I've never been on a bad date.
me either. i outright reject people i don't think i'll get along with, and i guess i've just been lucky | |
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evenstar3 said: FuNkeNsteiN said: I've never been on a bad date.
me either. i outright reject people i don't think i'll get along with, and i guess i've just been lucky It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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O.K. so it's a fall double date with my cousin and his wife, the woman who set up this "date". It's an all day type of thing and it's breakfast and then a trip to the local cider mill. She was thin and really not my type so add that to this...
Breakfast starts with her sending her main dish back about 3 times. To which I spoke up and said "they are officially spitting on your food right now". It was like the eggs weren't done enough or some bullshit. Then we get to the cider mill only to run into my ex and she's pregnant. All of a sudden she takes me to the side and starts asking me about her like it was any of her business. Finally, we're all hanging around this restaurant and everyone's starting to leave and she goes "Will you walk me to my car?". Of course I do and she leans in for a kiss. Uncomfortable moment as I leaned in for the hug. It was painful but was all part of process. | |
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The worst date I ever had was when I had dinner with a guy who kept making comments about me to an imaginary person next to him, then right after our dinners were served, he went to the bathroom and then came back and said he had to go home because he just threw up.
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Anxiety said: The worst date I ever had was when I had dinner with a guy who kept making comments about me to an imaginary person next to him, then right after our dinners were served, he went to the bathroom and then came back and said he had to go home because he just threw up.
brownie explosion gone peanutbuttery..... thank goodness for you! | |
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paintedlady said: Dinner date with a dude that stabbed himself with a fork (yes, it went straight up his nostril) causing a severe nosebleed.... he refused medical help, so he went to the bathroom and jammed half a roll of toiletpaper up his nose, AND KEPT IT THERE
so sexy um yeah, I went straight home by myself in a cab after that. . [Edited 1/23/09 12:43pm] :nosefork: How the hell did he do that?! | |
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paintedlady said: Anxiety said: The worst date I ever had was when I had dinner with a guy who kept making comments about me to an imaginary person next to him, then right after our dinners were served, he went to the bathroom and then came back and said he had to go home because he just threw up.
brownie explosion gone peanutbuttery..... thank goodness for you! i was about ready to stick a fork up my OWN nose that night. | |
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