...this massage oil is fucking gross.





Just wanted to warn you all!

none of those oils taste good to me.

Oils, lube...they all taste like shit.

And my room is gonna smell like candy for a week.

...bubblegum massage oil? ewwwww.

what flavor did you get, and how did you happen to be tasting it tonight

I have Suck My Candy and Spank my Mango. Tried the mango tonight...disgusting beyond belief.

I had a friend over.

JustErin said:

for friends.

JustErin said:

yuck! mango flavored candies and stuff always taste gross

did he try some? and hate it too?

JustErin said:

I have never tried them. I always thought they'd be gross. I mean it's oil. You can flavor it, but it's still oil.

evenstar3 said:

thekidsgirl said:

We both thought it was repulsive. Actually, the mango one was given to me in error. I really wanted the Whip my Cream one.

But doesn't matter because they all are ew.

hokie said:

A little dab on the tongue is fine, anything more is vomit inducing.

JustErin said:

vomit can be sexy

thekidsgirl said:

JustErin said:

i had a mango one in the past, but a different brand, tasted nothing like mango...hehehe!

JustErin said:

I don't think I'd be able to buy it with a straight face.....

should have just stuck with eating the banana...

roodboi said:

So is that your subtle way of telling us you had sex?

hokie said:

just sayin'...

bboy87 said:

Awwwww....

ArielB said:

No, its my not so subtle way of saying I just threw $40 down the drain.

Did you puke on his cock?

ever tried kama sutra products? some of them are really good.
this one is pretty good too but it doesn't make a very good massage oil/cream
http://www.lovemenaturall...16224.html

horatio said:

for licking & sucking?

JustErin said:

Did you still have sex after you puked on his cock?

Fauxie said:

No. Guess I'll never live that Doritos story down, eh?