johnart said:

No!

But I will now.

JustErin said:

RUN, don't walk.

johnart said:

WtheeF?

johnart said:

Twisted? Are you trying to turn me on?



I'm in-between right now. I finally hit puberty at 38 and I feel like britney spears. Not quite a boy and not yet a man I feel like I'm getting fat and in some pics I go and others I go

I'll find you one of the pics Just got a new camera but for some reason can't pull the pics off to the puter

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I patiently await.

johnart said:

I can pull some of the classics but I'm 17 pounds heavier. Considering I was 118 I could afford a little of it but still

JustErin said:

LMAO! He's a porn dude.
Interesting use of the "symbol".

johnart said:

are those wild horses on his ass?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I was 118 when I was like in 5th grade.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I don't know. I've only seen small clips online.
Surprisingly he hasn't popped up anywhere in my VAAAAAST porn collection.

johnart said:

I'm sorry..."educational" film collection.

johnart said:

if I had tits I coulda been a supermodel

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

No.
Supermodels don't have tits.

Well, you could've been like a Maxim/Stuff type model.

johnart said:

Can I see a proper pic of his face...and not a porn face pic either, please!

johnart said:

OK, this was probably 2000:



When I tell people I gained weight they act like I'm crazy but in this pic I have cheeks which I never had before!




about 2006:




with a mohawk:





And I can't believe this was really me. I'll never be that hot or take as beautiful a picture again!

JustErin said:

You don't want me to send you the more EXPLICIT ones?

Here:

Just figured out how to get the pics from my camera



Yesterday:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You're totally doable. Quit bitchin'!
[Edited 1/26/09 13:38pm]

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Still doable. Shut up.
Nice nose and lips.
[Edited 1/26/09 13:39pm]

johnart said:

I know you're just being kind! Inside I still feel like the ugly freak I was when I was a kid You'd have to prove to me that you're not lying and telling the honest truth

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

If I were being nice I would've said "Nice "
And would've made no mention of Nose (one of my freaky weaknesses, hence Adrien Brody) or lips.

Take the compliment. If you keep going "oh you're just sayin that" I will go limp.

johnart said:

Ya, no. Not my type.

johnart said:

I like to ressurrect things so it's all good

JustErin said:

oh please. You'll be including him in your next letter to your landlord!

PricelessHo said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

No way. He's not cute enough for me.

Not a classic beauty: someone online says he looks like a cross between an alien and a serial killer but this man makes my heart skip a beat.

Vendetta1 said:

Who dat?
I like a dude who looks like he might have a body or two in the cellar.

johnart said:

that is Vincent Cassel my favorite actor and the luckiest bastard on the planet. He's married to Monica Bellucci.

Vendetta1 said:

He also looks like he would have a flopper.