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PrintableI once asked a girl on date who claimed to be really wild, had a great ass and was really thrilled when I asked her. But then she took two of her friends to the date, one male. Never had such a turn off and I left within 15 minutes. Got a call from another girl.  | |
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GetAwayFromMe said: GermanHottie1981 said:  And he did that because? Did he want to scare you off? Sometimes muscular clean cut men don't have much brain. I especially stay away from those with fake sun tans...I guess he thought it would turn me on, but all it did was gross me out. IDIOT! One of those guys who don't know that 1+1+1=3 geez! 18 August 2007, O2 Arena, London
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CarrieMpls said: Over the course of a single glass of wine I discovered the man sitting across from me was racist and xenophobic (he wanted to move his mother out of her neighborhood cause her black, muslim, Somali immigrant neighbors "were looking at her as if she were the weird one"), homophobic (he even did the horrible gay impression with a limp wrist and a lisp) and he called me a fag hag. It kept getting worse and worse and worse. Thankfully there was no one sitting near us but I was deathly embarrassed at even the thought that the server would overhear him and think I was his girlfriend or something.
I've been on dates with racists too, it's like you want to leave and tell them you want your money back (that you spent on the phone calls and getting to the date). 18 August 2007, O2 Arena, London
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GermanHottie1981 said: CarrieMpls said: Over the course of a single glass of wine I discovered the man sitting across from me was racist and xenophobic (he wanted to move his mother out of her neighborhood cause her black, muslim, Somali immigrant neighbors "were looking at her as if she were the weird one"), homophobic (he even did the horrible gay impression with a limp wrist and a lisp) and he called me a fag hag. It kept getting worse and worse and worse. Thankfully there was no one sitting near us but I was deathly embarrassed at even the thought that the server would overhear him and think I was his girlfriend or something.
I've been on dates with racists too, it's like you want to leave and tell them you want your money back (that you spent on the phone calls and getting to the date). I hate it when the person thinks just because they're making fun of another race, that I wont be JUST as offended. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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johnart said: He brought his hag.(I'm neither here nor there on the term "hag", but this woman was one in the truest form of the word.  )
Hag proceedes to tell Johnart how he would never take her place.(he didn't THANK Jesus, Mary, Cher and Diana Ross!) Johnart has unfriendly exchange with hag. I never had to argue with someone's psychotic hag on a date before. 
I prolly shouldn't have, but I still did him tho. [Edited 1/25/09 23:28pm] | |
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This had to have been about 8 years ago. It was right as I was starting to date my ex Troy. I was kinda juggling him and two other guys. One was a local gay choir director. We had gone a couple dates and I wasn't too sure it was going to work out. He invinted me over the weekend. Saturday night we went to the SD Symphony with a couple of his friends. I felt bad because I was starting to get my yearly fall kennel cough, and was a bit uncomfortable during the performance. Afterwards we were standing in front of the Civic Center and his friends, both probably in the late 50s, looked at me and in a very patrioninzing voice asked if I had ever been to the symphony before. I almost lost it, but I held it all in. This was when I decided I wasn't going to be his arm candy. The next day we headed to the Cheesecake Factory for a brunch and during the meal we started talking about monogomy and I noticed it was my way out. I stated it would never work for me and started bringing up the "educational film" work i had done and some of my past exploits and preceded to spell out my sexual history up til than. The meal ended pretty quick and he asked if I would mind going dutch this time. I said sure and we left and never spoke again. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Worst date.
I went to a Sadie Hawkins with a girlfriend in high school. We had ribs for dinner at her place. When we made out later that night I can feel pieces of rib stuck to her teeth. that's hot You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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CarrieMpls said: Over the course of a single glass of wine I discovered the man sitting across from me was racist and xenophobic (he wanted to move his mother out of her neighborhood cause her black, muslim, Somali immigrant neighbors "were looking at her as if she were the weird one"), homophobic (he even did the horrible gay impression with a limp wrist and a lisp) and he called me a fag hag. It kept getting worse and worse and worse. Thankfully there was no one sitting near us but I was deathly embarrassed at even the thought that the server would overhear him and think I was his girlfriend or something.
 You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: This had to have been about 8 years ago. It was right as I was starting to date my ex Troy. I was kinda juggling him and two other guys. One was a local gay choir director. We had gone a couple dates and I wasn't too sure it was going to work out. He invinted me over the weekend. Saturday night we went to the SD Symphony with a couple of his friends. I felt bad because I was starting to get my yearly fall kennel cough, and was a bit uncomfortable during the performance. Afterwards we were standing in front of the Civic Center and his friends, both probably in the late 50s, looked at me and in a very patrioninzing voice asked if I had ever been to the symphony before. I almost lost it, but I held it all in. This was when I decided I wasn't going to be his arm candy. The next day we headed to the Cheesecake Factory for a brunch and during the meal we started talking about monogomy and I noticed it was my way out. I stated it would never work for me and started bringing up the "educational film" work i had done and some of my past exploits and preceded to spell out my sexual history up til than. The meal ended pretty quick and he asked if I would mind going dutch this time. I said sure and we left and never spoke again.
I call 'em "educational" films too. | |
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johnart said: ehuffnsd said: This had to have been about 8 years ago. It was right as I was starting to date my ex Troy. I was kinda juggling him and two other guys. One was a local gay choir director. We had gone a couple dates and I wasn't too sure it was going to work out. He invinted me over the weekend. Saturday night we went to the SD Symphony with a couple of his friends. I felt bad because I was starting to get my yearly fall kennel cough, and was a bit uncomfortable during the performance. Afterwards we were standing in front of the Civic Center and his friends, both probably in the late 50s, looked at me and in a very patrioninzing voice asked if I had ever been to the symphony before. I almost lost it, but I held it all in. This was when I decided I wasn't going to be his arm candy. The next day we headed to the Cheesecake Factory for a brunch and during the meal we started talking about monogomy and I noticed it was my way out. I stated it would never work for me and started bringing up the "educational film" work i had done and some of my past exploits and preceded to spell out my sexual history up til than. The meal ended pretty quick and he asked if I would mind going dutch this time. I said sure and we left and never spoke again.
I call 'em "educational" films too.  You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: johnart said: I call 'em "educational" films too.
If they're sitting out when my partner comes home I tell him I was doing "homework" or "research". | |
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johnart said: ehuffnsd said:
If they're sitting out when my partner comes home I tell him I was doing "homework" or "research". they good. though sometimes not as good when you go hey they never did that with me! You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: johnart said:
If they're sitting out when my partner comes home I tell him I was doing "homework" or "research". they good. though sometimes not as good when you go hey they never did that with me! | |
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ehuffnsd said: CarrieMpls said: Over the course of a single glass of wine I discovered the man sitting across from me was racist and xenophobic (he wanted to move his mother out of her neighborhood cause her black, muslim, Somali immigrant neighbors "were looking at her as if she were the weird one"), homophobic (he even did the horrible gay impression with a limp wrist and a lisp) and he called me a fag hag. It kept getting worse and worse and worse. Thankfully there was no one sitting near us but I was deathly embarrassed at even the thought that the server would overhear him and think I was his girlfriend or something.
The date barely lasted an hour. It was at least clearly mutual that there was no attraction and I left and met my best boyfriends at the gay bar. |
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Tremolina said: paintedlady said: Dinner date with a dude that stabbed himself with a fork (yes, it went straight up his nostril) causing a severe nosebleed.... he refused medical help, so he went to the bathroom and jammed half a roll of toiletpaper up his nose, AND KEPT IT THERE
so sexy  um yeah, I went straight home by myself in a cab after that.
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How the hell did he do that?! He was a "hand talker", every word he spoke he had to express himself with a hand gesture... but when he was talking to me he was so excited his arms started to flail about and I pushed my chair back a bit at the table :bobandweave: . He was holding a fork and doink! He had a wide nose too.... | |
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Anxiety said: paintedlady said:  brownie explosion gone peanutbuttery..... thank goodness for you!  i was about ready to stick a fork up my OWN nose that night. | |
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Tremolina said: I once asked a girl on date who claimed to be really wild, had a great ass and was really thrilled when I asked her. But then she took two of her friends to the date, one male. Never had such a turn off and I left within 15 minutes. Got a call from another girl.
Eww. nice rebound!  | |
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