So I went on a date with a friends brother in law who I've never met before. First of all he told me he will take me to the best ice cream place which is very popular even in Switzerland (now in the middle of winter). And guess what that ice cream place was! A regular ice cream cafe inside a shopping center - hello? Its popular in Switzerland because it's a chain :rolleyes:

But anyway the actual problem was he started talking and never stopped. He was talking 90 % of the time to tell me after the date how amazing I am (how would he know unless he is looking for a listener). And nothing he told me was either interesting nor sexy. What a waste of time.

I feel sorry for myself and all the single women in the world who have to go through bad first dates.

My next first date is coming up in 1 or 2 weeks. I told the guy I'm quite busy working and stuff, I think I need to get emotionally prepared for the next date.

Whats the worst date you have ever been on?
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I went on a date with this very muscular, clean cut man. Everything went well until the end of the date, when he pulled out a bunch of Penthouse Forum books. He gave them to me, and I threw them on the ground and walked out on his creepy ass.

GetAwayFromMe said:

And he did that because? Did he want to scare you off? Sometimes muscular clean cut men don't have much brain. I especially stay away from those with fake sun tans...

Worst date.

I went to a Sadie Hawkins with a girlfriend in high school. We had ribs for dinner at her place. When we made out later that night I can feel pieces of rib stuck to her teeth.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

EWWWWW!!!!!

Dinner date with a dude that stabbed himself with a fork (yes, it went straight up his nostril) causing a severe nosebleed.... he refused medical help, so he went to the bathroom and jammed half a roll of toiletpaper up his nose, AND KEPT IT THERE

so sexy um yeah, I went straight home by myself in a cab after that.

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Some queen who cried during Disney's Beauty and The Beast and was really proud that he was a card caring member of the Official Wizard of Oz fan club.

He also kept talking bout the reason he lost his hair was due to lyme disease.

When Hokie and I had lunch together in Baghdad last year. Lets just say it was a blast.....NICE CHOICE HOKIE!!!!!

GermanHottie1981 said:

I guess he thought it would turn me on, but all it did was gross me out. IDIOT!

paintedlady said:

Dam!!!!!

Over the course of a single glass of wine I discovered the man sitting across from me was racist and xenophobic (he wanted to move his mother out of her neighborhood cause her black, muslim, Somali immigrant neighbors "were looking at her as if she were the weird one"), homophobic (he even did the horrible gay impression with a limp wrist and a lisp) and he called me a fag hag. It kept getting worse and worse and worse. Thankfully there was no one sitting near us but I was deathly embarrassed at even the thought that the server would overhear him and think I was his girlfriend or something.

went out on a date with a guy who would only stop talking long enough to look at my boobs and sigh

He got up to go to the restroom, I got up and left.

JERK!!!!

CarrieLee said:

The ribs were delicious.....

paintedlady said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

but wait, why were you licking her teeth?


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minneapolisgenius said:

Before, I tasted them on her teeth....I mean.

see edit above

minneapolisgenius said:

Well we were making out so my tongue brushed up against them. I wasn't purposely licking her teeth, NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.(for those teeth fetishists)

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I see. Yeah we wouldn't want to upset Cloudbuster any more than necessary.

minneapolisgenius said:

i am so ashamed of yall sometimes.

CarrieMpls said:

I've never been on a bad date.

FuNkeNsteiN said:

me either. i outright reject people i don't think i'll get along with, and i guess i've just been lucky

evenstar3 said:

O.K. so it's a fall double date with my cousin and his wife, the woman who set up this "date". It's an all day type of thing and it's breakfast and then a trip to the local cider mill. She was thin and really not my type so add that to this...

Breakfast starts with her sending her main dish back about 3 times. To which I spoke up and said "they are officially spitting on your food right now". It was like the eggs weren't done enough or some bullshit. Then we get to the cider mill only to run into my ex and she's pregnant. All of a sudden she takes me to the side and starts asking me about her like it was any of her business.

Finally, we're all hanging around this restaurant and everyone's starting to leave and she goes "Will you walk me to my car?". Of course I do and she leans in for a kiss. Uncomfortable moment as I leaned in for the hug. It was painful but was all part of process.

The worst date I ever had was when I had dinner with a guy who kept making comments about me to an imaginary person next to him, then right after our dinners were served, he went to the bathroom and then came back and said he had to go home because he just threw up.

Anxiety said:

brownie explosion gone peanutbuttery..... thank goodness for you!

paintedlady said:

:nosefork:

How the hell did he do that?!

paintedlady said:

i was about ready to stick a fork up my OWN nose that night.